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 Post subject: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:36 pm 


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Usually, I'm completely ambivalent towards dating sims, but this one has got me really interested. As strange as this game might sound to some people, there's a huge market for it, and I have little doubt that it will sell like crazy. It appeals to oddballs such as myself that have an esoteric interest in fast food mascots, let's players on Youtube who are looking for the next quirky thing to make a video about, and the many people who just unironically enjoy playing dating sims. People can poke fun at the concept all they want, but I think it's brilliant, and will ultimately make a lot of money for KFC.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121 ... Simulator/
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 7:27 pm 


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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?


Definitely a thing.
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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It would seem that this is actually sort of an offshoot of a previous KFC marketing gimmick.
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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Durandal wrote:
Is it me, or do almost all Western VNs nowadays try to be ironically self-aware in some way by starting off with a really absurd concept?

The ones we hear about the most are defintely using absurd plots and are parodic in nature. There's almost an entire sub-genre where players are supposed to date wacky objects/items/characters/animals/etc., harking back to Hatoful Boyfriend (where you apparently date pigeon characters).
Though if you check more underground releases on lemmasoft/fuwanovel and stuff, there'll be more standard romance stuff, and also a bit of mystery/thriller/etc.
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.

"It's corporate viral marketing" is a really good reason not to play something.


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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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Yeah, I get enough ironic silly garbage just visiting the internet and I'm already too big of a fat fuck to get persuaded to eat the KFC buffet while gaming.


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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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As a fellow fatty I will say you can do way better than kfc.
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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Awesome. Who knew the Colonel was such a bishounen?
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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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McDonald's already has shmups, dating sim when?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HkrGvAmsNk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLhd1LAP6-8
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I'm surprised Burger King doesn't have a dating sim with that king character. They already have cheesy joke games released for xbox 360.


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Wow, that's really on the nose.


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 Post subject: Re: An officially licensed KFC dating sim is coming to Steam
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After 1.8 hours of playtime, I have finished playing through this interactive visual novel. The game has an Overwhelmingly Positive review aggregate on Steam, and it's fully warranted. This visual novel is funny, well-written and really heartfelt. I highly recommend that everyone check this out. My only wish is that it was a little longer.
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 Post subject: Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
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My only wish is that it was a little longer.


THATS WHAT HE SAID Image

EDIT: I MEANT SHE SAID, MODS PLS DELETE :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
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Ughhhhhh I can't help myself. I just 1cc'ed the Colonel route and cum tributed on an 8 piece bucket :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
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The proper terminology is "hot fresh southern gravy".
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 Post subject: Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
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This thread is rapidly improving and it started strong too. Howling.
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It's funny because the gravy dispenser is his penis.
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 Post subject: Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
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Just had a quick go at this, and within ten minutes stumbled onto a bad(?) end wherein I was so overcome by the transcendence of the chicken I was eating that my psyche dissolved and became one with the herbs and spices.

Definitely a story to recount to the grandkids someday. :lol:
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This thread reminds me of a photo I took at a fucking Sbarro in Japan years ago. Now I gotta dig it up.
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everything that is funny in that image pales to 830 yen for a single slice of pizza. what the fuck.
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Just had a quick go at this, and within ten minutes stumbled onto a bad(?) end wherein I was so overcome by the transcendence of the chicken I was eating that my psyche dissolved and became one with the herbs and spices.

Definitely a story to recount to the grandkids someday. :lol:


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everything that is funny in that image pales to 830 yen for a single slice of pizza. what the fuck.


Bubble economy, I assume. I was thinking of some expensive shit here but really, nothing can compete with that.
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I have some good news for everyone to hear. It was just announced that the game will be 100% free. Now, none of you have an excuse not to play it.

I do have one! My PC not meeting the system requirements. Them doe-eyed everythings, though, tempting me to update...
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 Post subject: Re: I Love You, Colonel Sanders available now on Steam
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Bubble economy, I assume. I was thinking of some expensive shit here but really, nothing can compete with that.

Most definitely not -- I took that on a smart phone, I believe in 2014. Maybe 2013. 20 years into deflation.
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