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Edit: JAYZUS! 21 tons - http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-33901206
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Dead whale + dynamite!

Also, Cynthia Stern, bless your heart.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/29/us/de ... beach.html
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Choo choo motherfuckers! It's traingate Image
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'Ram-packed? More like full of bull.'
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It's turned into a veritable murder mystery aboard the orient express! :o Just what happened on the fateful journey?!
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That's right bitches! Necromancy all up in your crevice! Image In respect for Bryan's MURICA thread Image which I have kinda shat up lately. :oops:

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GAT DAMN (■`w´■) MURICA COURT ACTION killin' it this season. Image I didn't think they could keep the momentum, after the WI v Rittenhouse and GA v Redneck Murder Squad antics, and the Ghislaine Maxwell trial's coverage getting cucked by that creepy-looking thing (muh sensational detailz!)... but then! Long-cellared vintage bouquet have reach table! It have it all! Race-baiting! Political handjobs! MAGA Country! And now...

JUICY SAY BIG SCARY ADEBISI FRIEND WERE POUNDING HE ASSHOLE (`w´メ)

Now! Beyond the usual he said/he said, you should know that in NIGERIA - much as in many NON-WHITE NATION :shock: - BATTY is strictly prohibited! BATTYMAN FI DEAD! And even... BOWCAT FI DEAD, TOO!

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MISTER BOWCAT GET DOWN (◎w◎;)

A Legacy Of WHITE DEVIL, or merely long-held hatred? Question for another thread! What is certain: JUICY have now not only dispute ADEBISI honour... but also potentially slander him as BATTY! In Nigeria! While on the stand, in MURICA!

WHATS NEXT (■`w´■) EDIT: UWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAAA

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JUICY, PLS STAHP (◎w◎;)
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THE TIME OF RETRIBUTION (`w´メ)

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DECIDE THE DESTINY (■`w´■)


Sup Burgerfriends, I'm pullin' hard for ya, ain't cool to put swathes of your mahfuckas in the gunsights like that, naw mean. NEVER MIND for craven career advancement! I am not one to wish PUNITIVE PISTONING PENAL POUNDING upon even the foulest crims, but I realise it is your sacred custom, and so I respectfully say: BUSSEH LIKE A WIZARD SLEEVE :shock:

EDIT: Aww sheeeeeit. V is for BINDICATION
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Doesn't matter how high tier you think your character is, justice is gonna corner you eventually
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God I love that game ImageImage

In related news, I was raised to believe the British press was the Anglosphere's worst of the worst. However I think the yanks must surely be in contention at this point.

Witness utter, unthinking, reason-devouring ideological cancer, on par with that of any organised religion:

Jussie Smollett being found guilty of hoax will hurt LGBTQ folks reporting hate crimes (archive link)

Can we not condemn even the most transparently craven, at this point? Is that how hopelessly calloused and unwieldy the West's moral intellect has become, that doing so means bludgeoning innocent victims in the same bumbling swoop? As if exercising the most baseline discernment will result in the moral equivalent of a botched drone strike. "Sorry, folks. We had solid intel that Mufasa Bin ChingChong and his pet goat were spotted in the area - that's why we incinerated that family of eight and their goat living next door, too. We'll get 'em next time, by golly."

I don't believe it for one fucking second. I don't believe most believe it. At this point it seems the emperor is not merely nude, but covered in shit and furiously masturbating.
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GAT DAMN (■`w´■) MURICA COURT ACTION killin' it this season.

How have you not gotten a Pulitzer, or at least a Peabody for your literary contributions is beyond me.
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RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
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All existential concerns aside, that sounds like a sure-fire way to
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I was recently at a party where a lot of people just lingered on the beach for hours into the morning. I invoked this story to which I had to produce article. One of the participants gave the quotes proper narration.

The big shocker for me is that it was Delta and not United.
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Hoooly fuck. D: Brazil cliff collapse, technically NLS. No gore, but a boatload of people get wiped out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwkhDWbEMC8

The sheer inhuman scale of that slab as it just yawns out, terrifying. BBC says heavy rainfall's suspected to have weakened the cliff wall. Fuckin cliffs, what'd they ever do for anybody?
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Damn. That's brutal. I mean... I've lived through big ass Earthquakes and my house was laid out accordingly (not shit - Gundam toys and dildos were never above the bed) but I would never look for a cliff that was about to fall on me.
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Glass dildo to the dome would be a hell of a way to go, good to hear you're taking precautions :shock:

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Man, now the women and children and softies are done talking, the men are ripping him to shreds. Good. Image (updated URL)
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BIL wrote:Man, now the women and children and softies are done talking, the men are ripping him to shreds. Good. Image
Oh my god, when I clicked on it, it was right when they brought out the little granddaughter to testify how sad and angry she is at losing her grandma >_<

This is brutal man.
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Yeah, just heard that bit myself. 3;

Judge Milfy has been wonderful with such a uniquely arduous case. I like my own mom just fine, but still, definitely a mom I'd like too! Shitbird tried it on again after the third shellacking from the victims, got punted. Seems he's pledged to behave but historically, this hasn't meant much. Hon. Judge Milfy demonstrated her usual motherly good sense by also punting the exasperated dude who called Brooks a piece of shit from the stands during his usual wheedling sovcit BS, then allowing him back in under the same terms, calling it recompense for letting mistrial-hungry Brooks talk so much shit over the last month.

I wonder if this'll have any impact on WI guidelines for self-representation. The judge tried really, really hard to dissuade him from dismissing his counsel, and the result has been a total clown show, as expected. Slippery slope, I know, but eh. Now his family are emphasising his mental health issues, which I can sympathise with, being a reformed teenage nutter myself (one from an infinitely wealthier and safer environment, at that).

He's really not helped himself, to put it mildly, but who can in such a case? Fucked all-around.

EDIT: Ah good, DA Chisholm getting ripped for his retarded bail policies now. Yeah sure, $1k bail for the repeat violent offender RSO who tried to run over his ex with his SUV, oh whoops sorry grannies.
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I am well-used to observing THE DASTARDLY CRIMZ in both professional and casual capacities, but holy fuck. This guy is biblically unlikeable. He's like a vicious caricature of wanksta culture incarnate. Mememememe. Listening to him drone on for what feels like hours now, dispensing fascinating insights on his Totes Ruff Life. Was this all a hoax? Sorry, not to go all ALEX JONEZ.

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Makes me fuckin sad tbh. I can't help recalling messed-up friends from BITD. Thing is they sold drugs or stole cars. This is a case of bizarrely outsided horror.

Edit: Oh shit, Judge Milfy just unleashed the mama bear claw swipe she's been holding back all month. I'm not lookin' for accolades from anyone. I've got a job to do. Blimey, like a KOF win quote :o

Thanks ma'am, this clown's been talking all goddamn night. Not that I mind. Drama and videogames w/sweet n' salty snacks in a comfy ol' armchair, jyeeeah boyeee!
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