The Quotable RegalSin

[Ruldra]

He's already happily posting at Rolling-Start:

Well I do know but for the longest, I want to try and use Kalleria with racers. I usted to do this all the time, in the past, before my stuff was stolen by the goverment.

Damn you goverment!

[Ed Oscuro]

I usted

E tu?

[nasty_wolverine]

I am getting the feel like he is some version of a schizophrenic dyslexic Holden Caulfield...

[GaijinPunch]

The longer this thread gets, the more I'm mad at the mods for using the ban hammer.

[Specineff]

Couldn't resist drawing the parallel.



(Had to leave out a part)

[Blinge]

I feel like this guys posts need to be made into an art project or something. The madness verges on surrealist free verse.

Alright, I'll do something with this.. watch this space

This thread is the only thing getting me through the working day this week.

[NTSC-J]

On rape:

Rape is very shakey subject. It falls into the catergory of Womens right, Homosexaul rights, and Black rights. It is a stupid subject, that only exsist in the United States. Since we all hate each other, since we are not the same.
Unlike other nations. How often the topic of rape comes up in Canada?...

Speaking of how good rape can be.
"You're lucky he didn't kill you, too. Or rape you, then kill you. Or kill you, then rape you."
One the most sexiest lines in the history of films. Asides.

[Note: the following are all excerpts from one post]

On sex:

You have to understand sex is a young action. Most young adult films use sex to get auidience. Not something a thirty year old can actually enjoy. Sex is meant for people, going threw puberty.

On RegalSin:

I must be the only crackpot expert in the room then? The only one who actually has real exprience. I am Christopher Columbus. I say the world is round and we can get to India. I could see all of you guys in my crew crying and screaming mutany.

On pornography:

Pornography, they show the parts on purpose. With no regaurd to body. It is
like watching people mash baby goldfishies senseless. Then eating them without no regaurd for taste. Then smilling and saying, that was gooooooeeeddd carp.

[charlie chong]

that last one is genius.dude is top tier troll faux rillz

[Jonst]

It's all gold.

[AweOfShe]

I'm sad that I missed this guy.

[Skykid]

The longer this thread gets, the more I'm mad at the mods for using the ban hammer.

I'm beginning to think he might be the greatest thing to happen to the internet.

Rape is very shakey subject. It falls into the catergory of Womens right, Homosexaul rights, and Black rights.

I cried.

[Ed Oscuro]

beatsgo's sig quote has some genuinely humorous wordplay going on in it.

[NTSC-J]

On success in America:

The problem is that the people who is getting along in Amerika is GETTING WITH THE HOEGRAM.

On bullies:

bullies basically take out there own stress on you since when they go home home they have a derailed home. Most bullies is basically a bigger person who is
healthier picking on a smaller and less self healthier person.

On the truth about sex:

You see what occurs when losing virginity you are damaging your sexaul organs or in this place reproductive organs. Thus when you have sex you must do it in a correct fashion so the organs does not damage there selves. Most people in the west damage there organs over time and render them unable to have sex. That is the trtuh about sex.

On how to have good sex:

You don't need condoms unless you don't know what you re doing during sex. Personally when you do have sex I advise to Push and not pump. ALot of people pump by accident and thus makes them jack off.

Also even if a drop of semen does get in it does not mean it is them end of the world. When you feel that fast feeling or you can't hold it any longer I advise to pull out and let off wherever she wants you to let off...

Practice breathing exercise and never jack off. Jacking off can seriously damage your erectile functions. If you want to jack off get your mate and have her oil up with the baby oil and use her hands and if not then have her use her mouth. NEVER EVER TOUCH YOUR SELF TO GET OFF.

Now lets say that you want to have sex with vaginal ejaculations I advise for both of you to calculate when her vagina is in neutral or when it is acidic. The Vagina being acidic is very good for you wanting to have as much sex as you want...

Also if do discharge, blast off, launch the sister canon, or super soak alot when you to come condoms is not going to help at all unless you want to use them the other way.

Also be creative when using condoms like she could put it on with her mouth or when you insert
floppy MANDRILL into disk drive V:/ she could hold the condom over her area.

Also there is woman condoms and inflatable saddles so think about taking turns once in awhile and while you can push and not pump you can also push and when you feel like your going to come you can put on the condom.

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[Gespenst]

He's already happily posting at Rolling-Start:

Moreover, he's got a fantastic idea to 're-vitalize' F-Zero.

What if they downgraded the F-zero machine, and make it super realistic. Like you can go extremely fast but now their are certain precautions.

Like maybe if your car hits the ocean, it will not explode, but slowly sink, or you can activate rocket boosters.

The race tracks go through dimensional tunnels.

You can fly ouf of car, like Road Rash and almost be runned down.

Players get into fights GTA style on or off track.

[AntiFritz]

Rape is very shakey subject. It falls into the catergory of Womens right, Homosexaul rights, and Black rights.

I cried.

Oh god I'm taking this, assuming noone else has.

[Ruldra]

The longer this thread gets, the more I'm mad at the mods for using the ban hammer.

Just wait until he joins gamengai. After a while your forum will be nothing but RegalSin wisdom.

Couldn't resist drawing the parallel.

Missing the typos.

On RegalSin:

I must be the only crackpot expert in the room then? The only one who actually has real exprience. I am Christopher Columbus. I say the world is round and we can get to India. I could see all of you guys in my crew crying and screaming mutany.

Typos aside, this sounds like something icycalm would say. Do all deranged people think they're superior to everyone else?

[Krooze L-Roy]

This board has a cruel habit of banning the mentally ill as soon as their behavior gets a bit difficult. He's probably out there in the streets of the pitiless Internet right now, hungry, shivering, wondering why his friends abandoned him. Peering in from the frosted window, watching all of you laugh and drink next to the lifegiving fire.

[Sinistar's visions]

This board has a cruel habit of banning the mentally ill as soon as their behavior gets a bit difficult. He's probably out there in the streets of the pitiless Internet right now, hungry, shivering, wondering why his friends abandoned him. Peering in from the frosted window, watching all of you laugh and drink next to the lifegiving fire.

[Ed Oscuro]

This board has a cruel habit of banning the mentally ill as soon as their behavior gets a bit difficult. He's probably out there in the streets of the pitiless Internet right now, hungry, shivering, wondering why his friends abandoned him. Peering in from the frosted window, watching all of you laugh and drink next to the lifegiving fire.

HA HA [/nelson]

[Damocles]

If I didn't think he would be banned immediately I would gladly pay for his uhhh...entry fee (?) into the insomniac forums.

[BryanM]

Advocating the withdrawal method

Just an fyi for the kids out there, this strategy quickly breaks down due to pavlovian conditioning. You may think you've got it figured out by thinking about the holocaust or something equally horrible, but all that does is condition your brain to begin to think horrible things are kind of sexy.

Don't do it mahn

[jonny5]

Advocating the withdrawal method

Just an fyi for the kids out there, this strategy quickly breaks down due to pavlovian conditioning. You may think you've got it figured out by thinking about the holocaust or something equally horrible, but all that does is condition your brain to begin to think horrible things are kind of sexy.

Don't do it mahn

Come on bro, you can't get a girl's face pregnant!

[Ed Oscuro]

But you can try.

Also, "butt preggers"

[KAI]

I want to play RR against him.

[NTSC-J]

On the origins of homopires:

Basically people did it to each other at parties, like in rome for example...At one point somebody decided to use this as a form of punishment, or cruel joke. This was most likley during the 1930 crime spree. After which the victime after being "bitten" would look feel like crap until they could find somebody else to do it out of spite. These other homopire victims, who was caught up with the 1960's love love nonsense would find other victims, and form the relationships and excuses we have today.

On the metal defeceny of lesbians:

About lesbians. For years on the planet, men having been sandwiching women during sex. At one point two women, joke around and started to do all kinds of perverted things. Some of these women took it seriously.
The whole vampire, spite thing is also there however it also considered a metal defeceny along the line.

On sexual harassment:

Take the woman who harrased back in the 1990's by a guy. The guy turned out to a woman, who ( resembles Rosie O, Donald ) was using a fake thing to have intercourse with her. I forget the story but it was on the news a couple of times.

On emancipated minors operating water crafts:

Another thing is
family traditions. Like many non-white groups of people have the tradition of there children turning of age is a true adult, and they let them live on there own. Like the fourteen year-olds I see driving boats for example.

[Skykid]

The guy turned out to a woman, who ( resembles Rosie O, Donald )

That was a coffee spitter.

[NTSC-J]

On becoming a Final Fantasy character:

Homosexuals in the wild I have seen have mental problems. I have seen homosexuals who think they look a certain way. Like in art class a guy drew a picture of a blonde guy in undies, with a lolipop. I understand that, he thinks he is that dickless guy from FFX. I have thought of being characters from videogames as well. However this is insane.

On family:

I hate that feeling when I can't even hug, smell, or taste a family member.

[P_HAT]

However this is insane.

Yes it is!

[drauch]

What's the point of even accepting new members at this point? We will never get another RegalSin. This never fails to make me laugh. Keep 'em coming, please!

[NTSC-J]

On rape laws:

when a person under voting age sleeps with another person and when your the older person or if your a guy they wil cal it rape and they automatically unpregnat any pregnancy that comes of this.

One thing I am glad of is that animal laws cames before womens rights.

On math:

When I was 11 or 13 I found out the reason why they say women are smarter is the fact the fact half the women out there are really half the age as men.

On double-negatives:

I DONT NOT defend men kidnapping girls or taking them for a joy ride in there car.

On how to properly start a haul thread:

Show pictures of anything that is material. Your car, bike and extra bike pieces, your cloned enhanced manimal, your Funbags or nips, your new dvdplayer, your 8 track tapes of Kenny G Rogers, your destruc bot H302, your monkeys paw, your internet dick, your light saber, your spy gear, your M47, your B-16, your blackbird, your black cherry, your blue Titan, your framed pencil, and more importantly any toy for any age even a boulder breaker back from the stone age.

On dating smokers:

Would you not love that person even if they are a killing machine who smokes the living daylights of there lives, and is hoffically insane.

On film:

I went to the movies to see Dinosaur swamp down people like fruit roll ups high on Slurm, watch them save the day with electric guns, and maybe escape with some only left helicopter where man was the real enemy.