The Quotable RegalSin

[emphatic]

Street Fighters. We need to aviod them when we activate time accellerator.

Amazing.

[dex]

I dunno, the fact that he's on a religious forum regarding amputees, spouting the same drivel (but on topic), kinda makes me think he's legit insane. Sometimes it seems like he's actually trying to form a cohesive argument or get in on the conversation, but it usually turns into a blended mess of unnecessary commas and something vaguely misogynistic.

I agree, I think he checks out as genuine. Nobody has this much persistence at being a troll.

Edit:
Ever the charmer, on women:

If it was a perfect world all women would be happy being "Woman" and not question it. However we have commercialism, sterotypes, AIDS, STDS, American Rape, deformatives, hatred,
false truths, and so forth that makes women unhappy to say " I a woman now take advantage of me before my special milk expires and over ripens" or "I love doing it anytime, anywhere, with anyone." or even stick something differnt in to get a differnt sound" and of course " I like being complimented and chased after in a semi deserted parking lot". That being lead around like a stray animal is part of being a woman.

[Moniker]

My thought was straight up brain damage rather than mental illness.

[drauch]

And honestly, I have lots of experience with people just like him. I've worked a multitude of shit retail jobs and I've come across multiple nutcases like this. I've seen so many different "customers" that come into the same store every day, speak similar drivel, and just piss away time. Hobby shop nerds are about the same way. Conspiracies, broken English, and just general nonsense spews from their mouths. I wouldn't find it too unfathomable for one of them to stumble onto the internet and into multiple forums. At least there someone will listen to them (kinda.)

[dex]

Kinda.

RegalSin on his elite Engrish skills:

Well I am from the states but the thing is I dislike English for various reasons. One of them is that while any English person can say that "Not only I speak English but I am English" now we all live the Land of houses or USA and sometimes when you live in the USA you get retarded questions like "What is your background?" or "Are you a only child" and at this point I could care any less about.

When I was in School English was not the greatest subject. In fact I had all kinds of crazy teachers and when I did a report I would paraphrase word for word. So I past my english on a leaned basis of explaining rather then creative writting in whcih English should be renamed.

I have decided that if I ever make it big or where I would migrate my family to is Japan. Why Japan? Since in places like that people don't just jump to color or detailed figures to determine where anybody is from but is a society that is well balanced and is leading the world where everybody else is falling behind and have been for years even before the impact.

Another thing is when I sit down I don't have the chair that I want and I am not really comforting when I write. So it's like let me write as much as I can without over flowing and lagging my thoughts behind and then go on to something else.

Oncea again I am not surounded by womenly distractions, all the money in the world, a beautiful view, or even in a place that I could call home and yell out the window Bloody Mary. I just want peace and everything around me is un supportive at times.

Also hey I am not getting paid for responding with my thoughts or contributing ideals to talk and go I am tpying on keyboard to random people across the world and I can't just say hey let me be nice a do a perfect check of everything I post.

Also I have other prject ideas in mind and while I have recorded my ideals I will not lose that sight. So when I view the world I view it from various angles.

I will post something that explains my actions a little better in the future. Until then just enjoy that you don't have to see another person trying to impress or be creative in there writting and is jsut letting it flow like the wind on a rainy day.

[BulletMagnet]

But rather than drown our sorrows in booze and endless sex like most shmup players

Man, have I been doing it wrong.

I think we deserve an answer to this question.

From where I'm standing it was something of an inevitability right from the word "go", but if you're looking for something specific his intensifying homophobic rants finally convinced the powers that be that, trolling or not, he was more trouble than he was worth.

[PedroMD]

I like this one from some Castlevania thread:

No the reason why nobody is buying your games is because, nobody has a job, and your fans were trying to find out, where to go after highschool, and their was a war that made everybody sad, and then their is that chemical spill Japan, that is affecting US shoreline, as well as the entire Pacfic Ocean ( which includes Oceania ).

And this on a console war thread on another forum:

Tag > Walking the dog > 21 > UNO > Monopoly > Arcade > X68000 > Command-line > flash > MSX > PC98 > PCE = DC > Mark + 2 + 3 = GB > Portable PCE > NES = SNES> MD(+SEGACD +32X) > Saturn( VCD 2.0 Add-on ) - Segata Sanshiro/3d = PSX > R2 > GC > PS2 > PS3 > X-box > Tv-Pong > N64 > 360 > 720 > Atari 2 X 2600 > VHS game > DVD game > Jagaur(+- Jaguar CD ) > Kentic > V-tech > Politics.

Either-way SNES will always be greater then PS4, because when I boot the system, it does not have a TOS contract. Then again, SNES was under the Nintendo regime, back when buying panties and school girl outfits was normal for a young or older man.

Now somebody do the factorial for this expression

I'm not sure if the last sentence may or may not indicate he is a little bit self-aware.

[drauch]

I think if anything he was trying to come off as clever with that "elaborate" gibberish. I've noticed in a few other comments he'll end on some condescending note like he just schooled the entire forum with his superior intellect and elitist views on CRTs and sprite based gaming.

[Krooze L-Roy]

I'm not much of a writer, but if you want me to write an apology and beg him to come back, I could whip up something real nice. I know you're all to proud to do it yourselves.

[drauch]

Hard to come back when you're banned.

[Captain]

Lets get him back and apologise, and let him post his stuff and never tell him its bad, but secretly laugh :3

And delete the threads when hes back.

[Teufel_in_Blau]

I feel like an idiot.

He joined this forum years ago and only had a few posts, so I thought that maybe he was just like me, uncertain to post anything because of the language barrier but after some time warming up and starting to participate more in the forum. But he really is crazy. God, I hope he is no gun owner.

[ApolloBoy]

The dude was a fucking pest, I'm glad he's gone.

[Khan]

Amusing posts, but if hes serious in some of the things he has said then im officially scared lol

[replayme]

I have nothing against him.

[Damocles]

I have an alternate theory.

[trap15]

That explains so so so much

[GaijinPunch]

It actually makes responsibly dope smokers look bad.

[NTSC-J]

On breasts:

The bigger they are the higher my flag pole raises. I mean it just thinking about the kinda women I prefer over a nicely well placed over sized chest is a hard thing to compare. When they colide........Hit the deck.


SLURGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

No really hit the deck before my Geshell Shaft Knocks you out with it's hot waft Lazer beam . It's not focus from continues use during the refinement of the beam

On ???:

Now who needs to get laid mister I show detailed nude pics of treasure trolls with designer streaks and little gems stones stuck in it's belly button. I prefer real women changu ery muc pwease.

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Party Now

On being popular in high school:

Yes I was very popular and I suffered for it.

On pornography:

Pornography is just sexplotation with sex scenes over shadowing events...The biggest problem I heard, ( from the last time I read about it ) was that many of the women do not have nice looking privates...However show business is blowbusiness...get it.
We do not even have televisions anymore.

[PAPER/ARTILLERY]

I feel like this guys posts need to be made into an art project or something. The madness verges on surrealist free verse.

[gs68]

I bet Icycalm and RegalSin would make excellent drinking buddies with each other.

[NTSC-J]

On the Nintendo 64:

Might give you the black plague or a case of unsatified game disfunction.

On priorities:

Working out
Reading the Bible
Focusing on future
Having sex ( unprotective sex if your under age )
Saving money

On reading:

Personally I just accept the fact that I am illeterate and is unable to read.

On the internet:

What I love about the internet is the ability to go on a rampage threw forums making Engrish majors go insane.

[charlie chong]

I personally thought he was just trying to be an abstract and funny troll.

[drauch]

On reading:

Personally I just accept the fact that I am illeterate and is unable to read.

On the internet:

What I love about the internet is the ability to go on a rampage threw forums making Engrish majors go insane.

Hmmmm... I think I know what brought our buddy to this sad fate: pure acceptance of his own ridiculous nature. Now he thrives on it, traveling the vast cyber highway, leaving confusion and laughter and hate in his trail. Similar story with a guy I know. One of the most awkward people I've ever known. Caught masturbating in the kitchen by his roommates awkward. At first, he used to try and be sociable, playing off his awkwardness as playful and funny (which it typically wasn't, just creepy.) As time went on, he eventually succumbed to his awkward fate, and now he flourishes in it. He spends his time trying to be as awkward as he can, messaging females he barely knows via social networking, making inappropriate sexual remarks, or just commenting aloud how awkward he is. Unfortunately it's not really RegalSin level of humorous.

[BareKnuckleRoo]

From where I'm standing it was something of an inevitability right from the word "go", but if you're looking for something specific his intensifying homophobic rants

I might have an explanation for those:

My final advice is to go into the direction that I really want to go in. I do love the ideal gay person. The fact they have good clothing, hair, nice shiney skin, and flexable clothing but most importantly they are of good speaking manor.

Personally great you know how it feels to be intimate with another man. This is not a big deal. When I was in sports and I was in HS there was a lot of one and one moments where we got too close. Personally We laugh about it now and it was no biggie.

On 9/11 being to blame for clothing styles:

The thing is during the end 90's and somewhere around the early 2000 ( I looking towards the Twin Towers thing ) they decided to seperate people and all the stereotype people won. I mean where did Emo, Goth, Metrosexauls, and Suicidal girls come from.

On being supportive in a "coming out" thread:

You are not gay. You just need to think about the one person who you could fight for and that gives you stregnth against anything or anyone and you need to confess your pure love to that person. That is all you need to do. Even if they are married you need to release that emotion so you can move on.

Stop saying that you are something that you are not and live life flaping freely in the wind.

And then there's RegalSin's unfortunate use of the word "jacking":

If you are jacking off your parents like a leech then the worst is that they could cut the umbillical cord. Okay that is the worst that could occur besides commiting suicide.

[drauch]

Okay, fuck, I gotta take that last one. Too good.

[Sly Cherry Chunks]

B. People are not cursed with Amputees. It happens dew to a logical purpose. Like playing with bombs,

[beatsgo]

TO HELL WITH YOU ALL! I'm too hot and too tired to continue.

As a consumer your either a T-Rex who eats purple veal made from kiddy veal, or one of the rest of the big happy dinosaurs eatting red inked grey beef.

The truth is videogames was never meant for USA, Europe, or even Australlia. We are not the same in living standards, and beliefs.

I think I have downloaded so much I am bored with downloading. No really I bored with downloading stuff I might consider moving to Canada or the pacific.

[Ed Oscuro]

Hey, RegalSin actually just ended the debate about whether writing implies reading ability. Clearly not!

[SuperSoaker360]

Fuck, so many quotes. This is great.

Jesus Chris

I laughed more than I should have at this.