The Quotable RegalSin

[xorthen]

This thread made me laugh stupidly.

[Terramax]

On a title labelled 'What do you do for a living, and how was it, or is it'.

His love of womenkind really shines at the end of this one.

If this really is multiple people, they're sure putting a lot of time and effort into some of their posts.

UPDATE: Regalsin has since been banned, for writing 'gibberish' on the forums

Well this would make a nice topic...... Something real.


I was a student usher for a very important science event in my area. In fact my city is actually very big compared to other places, so I had to do things like walk children to the bathroom, assist people in their presentations, collect the science event energy ( the Power blocks ). Like +50

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Sold iced brevages at the flea market. basically old time salesman . It was so auwsome. I even poured the remaining water down peoples backs. Got the official water stand mad, be cause they did not anything to keep their stuff cool. Made like +200 that day. It was like something you see at the circus. Which is a rule I was breaking, but I
a minor, what you want from me.

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Worked as a busboy/weightor. I could still remember that place. I had to carry trays of water, like six sometimes. reset the tables, restock, always restock. After this I never want to work in another restaurant again. I could but I am soo damn over weight right now. If I could be the cook, or the bartender, yeah. They never let me behind the bar, because you have undercover officers, who wants to get them for breaking rules like Smoking indoors. So many messed up times. I was making almost +600 a month in tips alone. You get more tips if they know you are a student, and better if your a girl for some reason. I decided to do it.

I had the idea from this student, back in highschool who did it. He was hyper active in class. Now I know why, but he was 14 at the time, and I was 19-22 ( I forget ). I miss that place.

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Boat mechanic assistant. Basically clean shop, assist people in repairs, catch oil, catch gasoline, keep feet clean, organized engines, Clean the boats, paint the boat, weigh down the lift, etc. I loved it, even was offered some good stuff. Seriously man, it was the life, at the time. These guys were all stuck back in 1985. Looking young and healthy. I really wanted to go back, but I just walked out on that job, guy was not paying me right. +200 every two weeks. First day of job, he said "Oh right, oh right, I will pay you". You will find, people complaining about how he was taking too long. Basically a storage fee to store the boat, because every new boat coming inside, would take up space for another boat to be fixed. Learned a lot about boats. I come home every single day with a hard nice red skin....... ( sun burn ).

Chances are you will see a young boat driver who is 14 years old, with his buddies. That is a yuppie kid. The next is an older man who is hiding his age, that is your family guy. The last are the old people ( grey heads ), they are the investors, or owners of boats from earlier years. If you see a person who is young looking, but not a minor, chances are they are making real money, or was successful in an investment. So they have the ability to buy the boat. I hate the yuppie kids, they are disrespectful. What makes me upset is when somebody tries to befriend the machinic by bringing them, beer or water. Then their are the complainers. Once in awhile you will see them. They come into the place, as if they own the world, cursing out the mechanic, as if they are going to pull a gun out. All that is missing is Tommy Vercetti and Mercedes. You can find Mercedes, at the car show room, literally.

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Worked as a graphic design intern. Basically the usually. The guy in charge was kinda lazy. So that was a bust.
Wanted me to edit work, but I was unable to. So he immediately assumed this and that. However I did gain an appreciation for printing of todays world. Did you know an Aluminum plates, could do more the rubber/silicon plates.
I mean it is amazing to see the machines, in action. I even saw a screen printer in action as well. That is where everything matches up, until they see the ink start to go. It is like a factory. You could pretty much make a print from anything, without an computer scanner, or photoshop like program.

The main office was all women. They were using the PC computers, with Office and just about anything like that. Our office had a big giant display. In fact I was shocked because I was a computer that was the same as my setup. Air conditioner was on 24/7 because the OSX machines, ( the PPC computers ), would freeze without the freezing. What is funny is how he had brought in his own, Apple cube ( the small boxed machines ) for his work, and leave with it. Also the entire facility graphic works were all stored on a 2TB hard drive. We are talking about things from when people started to use Apples.

His office had all of the instructions, he was suppose to give, but he never did it all. The guy even works another night shift job. Not a bad guy, but a person from a different era. The women intern seems to get more attention then the men in my opinion. The way I feel it, is the college just wants to shove men from the idea of perusing a career in this field. minumum wage.

We also had a big boss in the office. I know he didn't like me. He was like "Where did all the real men went". Kinda got the idea he wanted to see a pretty foreigner girl. The rest of the office was like any other office, with two people in the back, playing around with each other like children, behind closed doors.

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Product management assistant. Acid tag the property, input numbers into systems, things like that. Funny thing I even scanned everything. Then I even scanned all the old products. They actually recycle the numbers up till a point, and then they re-use them. So something from 1975, could have the same number as this year. When things start to dissapear, they start to check anything coming in and out of the facility. I want to go back, but I have problems with the administration. Not my boss or fellow employees. minumum wage.

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Office of Grounds. Basically the people who repair and clean everything. You see the big boss in this office love me, but he hate seeing me, dressed in Jeans, and bullet hole shirts. ( I think that is the things about the big bosses AKA Director, they like seeing people who look executive or gay like. Like Patrick Baitman "American Psyhco movie" ). I was basically being a standard fill in secretary. Answer phones, make copies, deliver packages, and pick up things from the mail room. It was nice to see how the operations works. We got people marching into the offices, making a stand against the boss, and his personal assistant all time. It was like working in Mr. Burns office.

Speaking of which, in order to be big boss you have to know the nature of your business. That is why a person with a business diploma will never be in charge of anything, because they do not know the nature of their business.

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Freelance artist. I could do many things. Right now, the thing is everybody wants an artist but they do not want to pay anybody for the work. It is alot of work folks, and everybody seems to be jelly after the next person. All work is mixed media. Things like that. It depends on how I push myself...... I get real ticked off, when somebody wants the higher quality work for a low price. They think that everything photogenic is special, it makes me angry all the time.
I know all of these terms, so when somebody is like yeah yeah yeah. You know how that feels. It is alot of work.

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Taking care of the elderly. Well I had the wonderful time of taking care of an elder person/person. Thing is, you look at an elderly person, they are softer then children. The entire body might look healthy, or hard, but they have the ability to function like everybody else. Sometimes they might lie, about taking medication. So you have to count the pills against their will. They only respect the doctors word. So you have to call the doctor, and have them talk with a person inside the office.

Do not hire young aides for elder people. Because they really need the money. They might want to do things, with the elderly they shouldn't do. You put an innocent goody, goody old person in the room with an super Clock work Orange evil person, does not make a good combination. It is an acident waiting to occur. Just because it is a girl, does not make it a good thing. Their is thefts, their is paranoia. My advice you get somebody who loves god, and shows no signs of the under world. No tattoos, no iphones, no bright colors.

You sometimes I feel like "throwing mama off the train" ( remember that film ). Most of these older people have land,
property, and money in the bank. The kids just wants to get their hands on it. Sometimes it goes to the state. You know what is worst taking care of the elderly. Taking care of the elderly when they have a kid, who is in prison. The kid is old enough to be your father, and is cursing you out over the phone. Real fun times. Minimum wage to $10 per hour.

Seriously if you plan to get somebody, do not get an young person. Get a person who is "almost" elderly, religious and is a bit of a fool. You can immediately tell if a person is going to be good or not. When a person talks too quickly, and they are not explaining anything to you, they do not want to be around you. When a person talks happy for a second, but comes off like "Dirty Harry"/Grim, chances are they might rob you. If they take out a book to read, they are better then normal. The ones who are watching tv, are the ones who will most likely stay like that, until death. I just feel safer with the super rare immigrant types. No tattoos, No fat, No kiddie. They have problems.
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Worked in a subway ( resteruant ) for awhile. The reason why everything taste fresh is because they keep everything pre-cut in a big freezer. It is cold enough to make the lettuce crackle, and food feels hard, but not cold enough to make ice. Also they are real "stingy" when it comes to toppings. The truth they give you less for more.

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Also worked in a pet store. The thing is, it is a family store, and they want me to drive the truck, but I don't want to do that right now, so I make excuses. I mean, it was nice, but they didn't trust me, because I saw where they keep the safe. They have no real way of storing the big money, so you see their money they earned for the day right out in the open. I learned a bit about taking care of fishes, birds, dogs, cats. You feel overwhelmed in a room full of birds or dogs. The sounds is like a high pitch frequency from all around you. My hair is even flying. Also the food had and probably still have potato bugs. I even see these things, as well as beetles in the food. Also the cleaning fluid could hurt the birds

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All these jobs I did, spending my time around them, I start to mimic my co-workers. I feel like a monster, it is almost scary, and insane. That is why when people go to church, prison, or the military, they come out, like a different person. Part of me loves to get money, other part of me, feels like I want to drive a truck off a skyscraper. Take a horse to the top floor ( like in "True Lies" ) and see if I can fly like Epona. I will even get the Link costume.

The lesson I learned is that women do not belong in the workplace. They ruin it for everybody. Speaking of which I never eat out again, or shop from small stores, unless I like the people. When a woman is competing against a man in the same workplace. Your screwed. Woman could talk almost anyway she wants, but a man. We are like zombies in the workplace. When a woman is in charge ( which I had like two women bosses, even brought me gifts ), they are good, but as a rival employee. These are opinions.

I also learned how many places break the rules being cheap. I mean they are soooooooooo sooooo soooo cheap. I might drive the express rail, when it is built, If I am around. Next I might be the road warrior. Just ram everybody off the roads.

On another thread, regarding whether one likes Sonic R's soundtrack:

Unless their was a review, I could understand but the music lyrics, nore the sound was wrong. Keep in mind, that Michael Jackson music was used in pornographic works. However part of the Saturn was moving forward. The same consumers of the Mark III years most likely were playing a Saturn, until they switched to a PSX.

Just looking at the game itself you wonder why these tracks are present.. they don't exactly inspire high-speed races or particularly exude "cool", which is what Sonic is and was.
Having sex is cool, making money is cool. Looking for a BRIGHTER DAY is cool. Going back in time, to a tropical ANGEL PARADISE is cool. RAINBOW SHINES is cool. LIVING IN THE CITY is cool. Back then life was good if you were successful.

Speaking of the words "cool". The word came from "cruel" and is from the Chinese language. So when you say cool, a person is saying that evil is a good thing. Just to let people known. I doubt anybody before the 1950's ( Korean War ) would say the word often. Saying Kawaii is like saying cool today.

LATER

The 1950's-2000, was the Jazz era ( Also could be 1920's but their was the two wars ).
It was an age of peace, brilliance, and prosperity for many people out their. The 1990's was the age of the self-serviant woman AKA "I don't need him anymore years". It was horrible time, for many families, also known as the divorcee/seperation era ( 1980's-1990's ). For the working women, who was single, or the working man it was an age where you could let it all hang out, and not be ashamed of being sexual and happy, or upbeat. Big grown ups, being child like, and vice versa AKA 30-somethings.

So what we heard from then, was the best times we could have had, or did have, compared to nowadays. You go into an club, and see a bunch of super straight haired girls, and bald headed men. A bunch of yuppies, trying to look "street".

Your mom was probably a real funky chick, or something along those lines. She probably loves to dance, or have the notion to go out. The 1990's was the golden era of the 1970's people. Right now we are living in their shadow.

[glitch]

Well if it was easy for people to take control of governments we wouldn't know anything. You think Killing and raping in war is OK but it's an excuse for humans. This is of course many wars like snk selling out neogeox is kind of like war to the USA. Though America attacks Asia with porn to make them lose impotence.

omg

maybe regalsin is some kind of brain bug that invades your mind via, exposure.

[Ruldra]

America attacks Asia with porn to make them lose impotence.

War...has changed.

[antron]

America attacks Asia with porn to make them lose impotence.

War...has changed.

All's fair in porn and war.

[gct]

Has this been posted yet? On PS3 vs PCE:

A PS3 in a time capsule loaded with downloaded games is worth nothing next to a PCE with a collection of physical games, that are originals.

I am talking about the future. The year 2000, when people all dress in flashy reflective clothing, and eats
space food, and we mine the moon for metals, no longer found on earth, and a White Castle burger cost 300 dollars a pop. The year 2000, where people are no longer under the spell of Generation Xers and the Boomers lives in glass tubes. In the year 2000 your PS3 is just another modified Foreman grill. My PCE represents the begining of the end, all wrapped up in a cream dollar
creme white hard sex inspiring shell.

[Zeether]

Someone just informed me he's on SEGAbits and hasn't been banned yet. Told him to link this thread to the admin

[nasty_wolverine]

on echi by regalsin

1. In Japanese it means "Naughty". Like thinking naughty ideas.

2. In sex image books it is the eqaul to word Milf. see the next meaning below.

3. Basically the sexaul admiration of granny, mommy, or a woman who is over there exporation date. Like a twenty year old.

4. It is the continuing stage of Hentai where fetish is introduced. The same is said for Adult entertainment stars after they have gotten too old, or have done everything possible or impossible. Like a ugly man in really nice suit.

1. Man oh man I want to put my hands all over you.
Oh your a echi boy arent you. Wink.

2. I want a Hentai book. I want a echi kinda book, not lolita, lolicon, or anything school girl. A real woman.

3. Man your mom is hot. Hey are you into echi now?

4. hmm women in heart shaped bras brushing there teeth is so hot. I could imagine the toothpaste exploding all over her face. Guy you need to see this echi book, it is so everything you just said.

[BryanM]

I like that he's a fan of Conan's "in the year 2000" skit. I, too, was disappointed when he got Leno's job and they changed it to "in the year 3000", which makes absolutely no sense. The joke was that the world was going to change drastically and completely in like a few years, (just because the number 2,000 sounds futuristic) which was ridiculous. After the year 2000, well, the joke was the notion of a crazy yet close-by future can't be let go. That tradition of the skit can't be let go.

A time gap of 1,000 years, though. Good lord. A thousand years ago we didn't even have 'Murica. Or penicillin. Or the steam engine. 1,000 years from now things will be very different. So the entire thing does not make sense.

[d3vak]

Who is this guy and why has he published an extensive opinion about almost everything? Was he the king of the Off Topic side of this forum? Why did he get banned?

[BryanM]

Why did he get banned?

For being too precious for this cruel earth.

[President_Obama]

He's actually an art installation.

[mastermx]

Let's make a petition to unban him.

[d3vak]

Does anyone have his autograph?

[Damocles]

Regalsin is the collective conscious of the entire world...run through Babelfish from his native tongue.

Or Icycalm's repressed subconscious.

[Moniker]

Regalsin is the collective conscious of the entire world...run through Babelfish from his native tongue.

Or Icycalm's repressed subconscious.

+1

[d3vak]

Regalsin is the collective conscious of the entire world...run through Babelfish from his native tongue.

Or Icycalm's repressed subconscious.

Is there a way to summon him? Maybe a ritual?

Edit: Like this

[Lord Satori]

I think his true identity was posted a couple pages back. I wish it wasn't, because it sorta ruined it for me.

[President_Obama]

Is there a way to summon him? Maybe a ritual?

We'll see

[Lord Satori]

I think that's a good opportunity to post this:

[Doctor Butler]

This theories about my inauthenticity are overexagerrated nonsense afterall many hostorians as well,as historians believe that shakespear was also a fake name used by a group of like minded authors collaborated to write and create play and musicals they were alot like the oldtimey versions of a company of tv studio many people working a a singular project with the combined goal of making theyre project come to fruitition and being released to the public to be watched liken the honeymooner s with jacky gleason and ed norton whp was also the villian/protagonist from the movie fite club. whiĉh was made by a group of people, and borne of an american conspiracy to make us scizophrenic.

[d3vak]

This theories about my inauthenticity are overexagerrated nonsense afterall many hostorians as well,as historians believe that shakespear was also a fake name used by a group of like minded authors collaborated to write and create play and musicals they were alot like the oldtimey versions of a company of tv studio many people working a a singular project with the combined goal of making theyre project come to fruitition and being released to the public to be watched liken the honeymooner s with jacky gleason and ed norton whp was also the villian/protagonist from the movie fite club. whiĉh was made by a group of people, and borne of an american conspiracy to make us scizophrenic.

[Captain]

[copy-paster]

I saw his profile while ago, seeing his 'quote' I was thinking like "I never seen a forum member like that after years". Wonder if he's also in other forums and spreading his quotes like that.

Also who's ban him? And why?

[d3vak]

Spoiler

LOLOLOL

[Square_Air]

Thank you for reviving this thread, it deserves to be in a museum.

[GaijinPunch]

I feel like we've been left out of the club.
http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=RegalSin

EDIT: Ironically I see that NTSC-J has done a fine job of including this link on the first page. Nonetheless, I feel like some earned stripes have been missed.

[EmperorIng]

Damn.

We lost this guy too soon. And too long ago! Seems like yesterday.

My advice is the best defense is no defense.

UltimateConsoleDatabase.com - Started arguing that the SNES was better than the Amiga. This was considered trolling.

TELLING THE TRUTH IS CONSIDERED TROLLING NOW EH???

[GaijinPunch]

UltimateConsoleDatabase.com - Started arguing that the SNES was better than the Amiga. This was considered trolling.

TELLING THE TRUTH IS CONSIDERED TROLLING NOW EH???

Something tells me there was a bit more to it than that.