The Quotable RegalSin

[Squire Grooktook]

Oh god please don't let the dream die I mean I want to move to a place where I can be a prevert and be respected without having to join the military where respect for art is common.

I laughed so hard.

[Ed Oscuro]

Word on the wire is that RegalSin has discovered the Castlevania Dungeon Forums.

[Mortificator]

My feelings towards dungeoners.

[Captain]

Being gay is like a mental illness, everyone is homosexual in some piece of their mind, just like everyone is 1% serial killer, even I sometimes find muscled black people attractive but shrug it off

I won't tell you where this is from, but there's more.

I hit a goldmine.

[Skykid]

RegalSin is so a closet homo.

Hell, barely even closet at this rate.

[Eno]

I had a dozen tabs about markov chains sitting on my browser for weeks now. Thank you RegalSin for making me move my ass and do something:

However some kind of punishment. While he is introduced. The way using logical exploding a teenager allllll the electricity, the books it is slave don't even "you see her eyes you need to this. From then they can smell your allowance, the horrific forced possible. Like a ugly man with the sexauls. I walked out on the cops come in, they get kidding on they can run away also.

Again how to popularity

Homosexaul admits, take his stash, and ( while in China who has radation of some science like "taking your privates"

I myself wonderstitious free the radiation of granny, mom feels then your mommy, or making held down ) grind if the done has rape or gay perstitious free bread. It is so much, I can pull ever talk about choice
They hands all him, and a bull.

It's not as good as the original, will never be, but made me smile nevertheless. Maybe I'll try to make it work with words instead of individual characters next.

[Ed Oscuro]

Ancient Chinese medican

[gct]

markov chains

That's cheating. IMO what makes RegalSin so hilarious is that he (presumably) isn't robotically generated.

More real RS quotes from the new gold mine please?

[Squire Grooktook]

Being gay is like a mental illness, everyone is homosexual in some piece of their mind, just like everyone is 1% serial killer, even I sometimes find muscled black people attractive but shrug it off

I won't tell you where this is from, but there's more.

I hit a goldmine.

I practically fell off my chair.

[GaijinPunch]

I won't tell you where this is from, but there's more.

Oh, you shouldn't. Just keep the thread alive!

[NTSC-J]

Short of registering at some forums to view the damage RegalSin left in his wake, I think I've found all I can.

It's all in your hands now, Captain.

[Captain]

Science is like a teddy bear always wants to rape you when you sleep and is all cuddly when you look at it. Its like gays.

I....don't get this one.

I really don't.

[ptoing]

I think he means that science looks cool but then what has it done! Nuclear bombs, weapons, his rant on cars killing so many people and so on.

And of course gays are all rapists that want to turn straight people gay by raping them. Something like that.

[Captain]

it is the teddy bear part that has me baffled.

[ptoing]

Maybe he equates teddy bears with pedo bear or something? Either way, he seems pretty disturbed and out of it.

[Ed Oscuro]

Teddy bears - still bears!

[LordHypnos]

MOAR!!!

[Captain]

In a century or so humans will just sit their entire lives doing things wiht their brain computers and turn into slugs, meanwhile the world shuts down and everyone knows your porn and you're proud of it.

Too bad thinks kinda explains what kind of site i found him on.

[ricebunny]

In a century or so humans will just sit their entire lives doing things wiht their brain computers and turn into slugs, meanwhile the world shuts down and everyone knows your porn and you're proud of it.

Too bad thinks kinda explains what kind of site i found him on.

neo geo forum?

[Chacranajxy]

I know I'm kinda necro-ing this thread, but fuck it. I had no idea this guy had shown up here, and I'm dying reading some of his posts. The thing is, this guy isn't just a troll. He's been writing insane nonsense for at least 8 years. There's no way one wouldn't grow tired of trolling after that long, and there's no way one can remain so consistently stupid over time unless they're the real deal. He used to post on Cheapassgamer back in 2006 (before getting banned, naturally), and I've found some of his more prolific work to share with you guys.


On sexual relations:

Well on one hand I can hold it great I just need to not tinkle. I might release a couple of drops.

Then again on the other hand I move my body and avoid pumping. You push and not pump. If you pump then your going to release quicker.

Now on to the subject of damaging the the Warhead realease might be enabedable and pose serious consequences.

On sexual relations again:

Then again sex is no diffrent then sticking a stick down some hole to make a female womenly or girl scream or make noise.

On stealing from Circuit City:

Well personally nobody cares seeing how I would try and and steal from these big wig stores myself.

They got tons of crap just lying around all over the place. All you need to do is rip the merchandise from ther cases and watch the camera.

It is really stupid when you think about it. Personally stealing a couple of items even a dozen from one of these stores is not a big deal.

If it was a small store from around the corner then I would consider it a big deal but it is the dirty minimum wage circuit city. Also the people working there stink like ugly deorderant or Kalone.

Also Fight the power.

On the Playstation 3:

Now who is the bigger let down again. Sony for making there stuff downloadable thus people can learn about the program files or OCP for making RoboCop who dictates that OCP is the biggest Crime lord

And finally, the greatest use of language in the history of man...

On pregnancy:

You and your wife must be going on and off like crazy 24/7 lock shock and tight or am I right?

Anyhows I hope little Elijah Daniel will grow to be a healthy boy or is it Crystal Melissa who will become a vigorous girl?

Also don't over do it now Sailor you might end up like my father who is on his third family and second Child Support.

Again think about the world your children will live in and explore. Anyhows children is allways nice to have around. I am only twelve and before I was two:applause:

Again Congrats now tie your tubes?

I'm honestly relieved to know this guy is still around, 8 years later.

[trap15]

Holy shit. I think I have a new signature quote

[Moniker]

Intracoital urination anxiety. Would make for a great House, M.D. episode.

[Ed Oscuro]

Note: doing a search for "tied tubes" probably isn't worth it
but at least I got to see a baby, and a woman with a pigtailed smiling face on her stomach!

[NTSC-J]

On Crash Bandicoot:

Crash Bandicoot is a tool of the feminist monsters

On current events:

Right now I feel like my constitutional rights have been violated, with the current law trends. With pro non-heterosexuals boat floating, in the open like a giant fire being lite over the water, it feels so unhappy, to get into anything right now...

Unrelated, their have been a spike of self mutilation, recently, if you look at the charts, a lot of people are unhappy, right now, for various reasons. It looks as if the charts all went down during the begining of the 1990's uptill 1995, when the dot com, crashed occured. Another way to look at things, is that one persons victory is another person failure.

0. Around 2008 this started, up agian????

On new game systems:

Another reason why the new game systems sucks, ballz. I mean what kind of moron makes a command, and that could be another name.

On being an American:

I live in a 1st world nation, not a 3rd world nation, where people live in mountains, make flat bread, live in garbage dumps, and even bath in waste water.

On what DLC is for:

1. It shutdowns businesses like Blockbuster, and takes away from the community as a whole.
2. It is for people in 3rd world nations like, any place where people do not buy anything but they have their cell phone subscription, so why not.
3. It is for people who are filled with hate, for everybody they come into contact with.
4. It is for people who can't stand to be disrespected anymore.
5. It is for wino's pussy wuss babies, who hates seeing people have a job "A whole floor room, of employees, and not a single one is doing anything, says the 40+ year old man"
6. It is for the racist, people, who just can't stand seeing people, of other races getting money.
7. It is for the military person, who is too empty headed, to think about consumer affairs. So they download the product ( which should be free in the military ), and carry on.

That is what DLC is for. Not for the person with some money, and a roof, and could have something to hold on to.

[Captain]

I actually completely agree with the DLC thing.

[CStarFlare]

That's worrying.

[trap15]

On Crash Bandicoot:

Crash Bandicoot is a tool of the feminist monsters

Oh my god I'm dying

[Moniker]

^

The best part is that no single word in that sentence belongs with any other.

[BryanM]

I live in a 1st world, and make flat bread every day.

S,hould I be reevaluating what kind of number I should be using to identify the world I'm living in?

[Ed Oscuro]

This breaking news "from our affiliate in Dallas, 40 year old man, who says that nobody is doing anything"

@ BryanM:
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