The Quotable RegalSin

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This week we lost one of this forum's brightest stars. But rather than drown our sorrows in booze and endless sex like most shmup players, let's post our favorite moments from the peerless and epigrammatic RegalSin. Quotes from other forums are welcome.


On science:

However some science like making a robotic leg, and arms is okay. Bringing back the dinosaurs is okay, keeping paper around is okay.

A car is only used dew to popularity. Has caused many deaths.

On sex:

Well the USA is filled with superstitious freaks. If I start mingling with a girl the first thing that will cross peoples mind is rape or unholy. Not kidding you.

On 9/11:

I myself wonder what life would have been like. To be honest my world went for broke before summer when I got a scar on my face for a stupid reason. I think to myself if the devil or some horrific forced possessed me that day also.

Again how come nobody fought back. You have to be that dumb to not fight back when the plane is being held hostage. Now taking the plane is crazy with all the ID checks and Passport this and that. It is so bad at the Airport a person wife gets felt up with the metal detector stick when they are wearing next to nothing.

USA stinks people. You can't even drive across the country Naked anymore or go back and forth into Canada. The way I see it USA is more desert Land then forest.

[GaijinPunch]

Life is just not fair sometimes.

[Skykid]

Prediction: this thread is going to be amazing.

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The dedicated RegalSin reader would be remiss not to add the following to his or her reference library: http://history.sydlexia.com/index.php?title=RegalSin

On echi:

1. In Japanese it means "Naughty". Like thinking naughty ideas.

2. In sex image books it is the eqaul to word Milf. see the next meaning below.

3. Basically the sexaul admiration of granny, mommy, or a woman who is over there exporation date. Like a twenty year old.

4. It is the continuing stage of Hentai where fetish is introduced. The same is said for Adult entertainment stars after they have gotten too old, or have done everything possible or impossible. Like a ugly man in really nice suit.
1. Man oh man I want to put my hands all over you.
Oh your a echi boy arent you. Wink.

2. I want a Hentai book. I want a echi kinda book, not lolita, lolicon, or anything school girl. A real woman.

3. Man your mom is hot. Hey are you into echi now?

4. hmm women in heart shaped bras brushing there teeth is
so hot. I could imagine the toothpaste exploding all over her
face. Guy you need to see this echi book, it is so everything you just said.

On parenting tips:

There are two things that comes to my mind..no wait three things

discrimination towards women
incest
and you...

Also saying "keep up the work" in regaurds to losing weight is very negative. I know parents who say things like "taking your sweet time" or even "you stink so much, I can smell your privates"

On confronting a child caught smoking marijuana:

If their is a drug dealer involved then tell him to stay away, and take away all his toys and remove the electricity, the bed, and only a sheet for sleeping and his books for read, and a desk for writting, and check his draws.

B. If he admits, take all his stash, and ( while he is being held down ) grind it all up, in front of him, and flush it. Depending on his view of you, he might or might not respond to this with negative actions.

C. Just take his stash, and grind it up. Don't tell him a thing. He will come crying and screaming ( like his life is in danger ), and then ask him why is like this. From then on you can do or say whatever you want.

On motherhood:

Your mom feels the same way, when you see her talk about sex. In her eyes you are still that same baby who crawling on the floor.

EeewwwhHHH gGRRrrrroosssss!!!
Mmmmmyyy babbieeesss!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blinge]

Oh man.. my sig just pales in comparison, will have to change that.

He's banned? why? I loved that guy ='[

[Skykid]

He's banned? why? I loved that guy

I think we deserve an answer to this question. I can't imagine people complaining about someone so amusing.

This thread is beautiful man, I'm floored by every other line.

Also saying "keep up the work" in regaurds to losing weight is very negative. I know parents who say things like "taking your sweet time" or even "you stink so much, I can smell your privates"

Just legendary.

[Squire Grooktook]

My advice is the best defense is no defense.

What could possibly go wrong?

[Ed Oscuro]

I called it! But I was wrong about who would be hurting. It's all of us, and that little hole in our hearts we never knew needed to be filled. The ache!

[Casey120]

I'm going to miss his written acid trips

[KAI]

His hate for cats will be remembered.

[Gespenst]

At least he just found his new *home* at Rolling Start recently.
http://www.rolling-start.com/forum/view ... t=30#p2201

[Skykid]

Thread needs more quotes.

On homosexuality:

Where somebody must be removed from capitalism in order for the system to work but must still partcipate. Imagine the people in China who has no concept of money. They don't even know what a homosexual or gay person is.

Homosexauls. I will admit they do deserve some kind of punishment. While intellegent, they use only book knowledge to get by. They are only as smart as the books they read. It is like being a teenager alllllll the way into elderly years and never going beyond that sense. Imagine a young man with a PHD, and a big Manhattan apartment. The only women in the house is them.

On cell phone radiation:

A celluar phone has radation. The singnal is the radiation. Cancer.....duh... but then some people don't want to live to a million. Remember what one of the oldest WHTE women said " I never go for those sorta tings".

On slavery:

Money is slavery
CHildren is slavery
Slave live without choice
They get free bread just for doing the work for others.
They live without choice.
Like most people beleive they do everyday.
Run, Run, Run for the dollar they say.
One pubic hair can pull even harder then the horns of a bull.

On God and logical explanations:

Well I am using logical explanations, and no way using god in part of my answers. They still make sense. I am sorry I am not intellegent, I never passed Homosexual 101, I walked out on the day before the big final, and got a WU. ( unofficial withdrawl ). I am just Smart ( crafty ). Like the dwarves would say, the dwarfs are the dwarves are for the dwarves...

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On teen pregnancy:

Young parents prevents future homosexuals, and creates people who hunt for work. Meaning they will get better grades, by force, or make money for children. This is what occured during the 1980's.

On when to stop spanking your child:

hitting stops when they start to use social service people against you. That is it. Once the cops come in, they are adults and if they get kidnapped, let them get kidnapped.

Also when they get a job, and stop taking your allowance, hitting stops.
Now you have two slave drivers.

Also hitting stops once, they start dating. Then they just past that down and it becomes domestic violence.

Once they are mobile ( indepent, knows how to cross the street ) they can run away, or come up to you with a weapon ( if they understand that ).

On divorce:

cry baby... waahh waaaah I like to sleep with her, but she does not do windows.

Wah Wah my wife is not Blondie from the comic strip. Then when your wife walks out the door with your kids.

GAAAAAMMMMEEE OVVVERRRRRR!!!!!!!

Then your going to be like a hunched over failure, the rest of life. "At least I tried, but I worked so hard on my PhD and I even changed dodo daipers, and brought carrots".

On Hispanic and Latino people:

Many Spanish people work in construction, baking, and delivery services.

On why lesbians should get pregnant by the time they are 10-years-old:

It is also better then getting their leg or arm blown off in the middle of land of the sand-bandits

[Mortificator]

I woke up last night in a cold sweat. By the time I'd walked to the bathroom and splashed my face with water, the dream was almost gone.





Just the fragment of a memory remains: of scrolling through a thread and seeing both and on the side.

[Cagar]

(May be NSFW! -Ghegs)

http://gyazo.com/21d959c7156b7e877b099516ef318d1e.png

[emphatic]

^^Please put that in a spoiler tag, cagar.

[ryu]

At least he just found his new *home* at Rolling Start recently.
http://www.rolling-start.com/forum/view ... t=30#p2201

I'm speechless.

[hail good sir]

On.... net neutrality? wait what

I miss when America's greatest enemy was communism, and they would make us march to the bomb-shelter, or even hide under our desks.

[drauch]

A true martyr. RegalSin oozed of style. How JAPJAC stayed around so long, yet we lost someone so young with so many radical ideas so fast. His wisdom transcended this world. We could learn a lot from RegalSin.

I will, miss you, RegalSin, for you, were one of, the best shumpers, we ever had.

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[Cuilan]

I'm pretty sure this guy got banned from neo-geo.com around 5 years ago. Search for his username on that forum for even more amusing stuff to read. It's quite surprising that he managed to stay unbanned on this forum for so long.

[Ji-L87]

For the record, he's banned from the PCEngineFX forums since last year or something also.

Edit:
Here's a quote, or rather, a post he made regarding the Dreamcast, The PC Engine, the modern games industry and life in general:

Okay I have a dream, why don't we get together and make 3d whatever to the dreamcast. We all get asigned jobs, and release these babies. As if you do not know, their is a wave of non-stop Dreamcast releases every now and again, from various teams. We could be team C32, and show our Hudson love, or something like that.
We could make games how they should be. We all are going to turn skull, and our children are just going go threw our belongings like the scanvengers they are.

Even the PCE, everyitme I turn it on I see possiblities.


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About OBEY, I am thinking recently I saw an advertisment that said,

The more you spend the more you help the economy.

This was on the subway, and I was thinking to myself about a consumer report from early 20XX, where they have disovered the lack of usage of credt cards, meaning more consumers are using straight cash instead of intrest cash. Also many people are buying houses with straight money, and are not taking out mortages.

So I was thinking to myself, after I dizzied myself to sleep, running in circles, after over eating and not throwing up potatoe chips. Seriouslty WTF? Everybody in USA knows what really jacked the economy............. They are not sloving the problem they are just looking for ways to pull from the peoples.

So thinking about you guys who are like "Oh my gosh Wii U, and Ohhhh PS4 and ohhheeee X-box live cloud o Apple Seri" you all need to wake up. It is over, we have climbed the moutain, and we need to reslove peace.
Of course most of you folks is in the land of not here, but seriously.

I know people need to make money and get jobs, but that is no excuse for toileting your supporters, customers. I feel like an addict who has been on a healthy medication of some sort, but I am now being denied that medication because I am too healthy.

..........................

Oh here is another one..I am just sick and tired of the goo goo gah gah over products we do not need. I mean oh come on.

If this was 1995 I would be like

Where the hell is the meat ( words from the 1960's ).
Where is the actual product man.
What am I paying for?

[JWS]

This is beautiful. Anyone want to start and Unban RegalSin petition?

Before coming here I heard about Icycalm, fascinating to see how the demeanor of his posting changed over the years.

[CStarFlare]

I'll sign that petition. Give him back.

[BryanM]

nooooooooo

what happen mahn

[dex]

On the oppression of women in the middle east:

Some societies are not meant to be like others. Like in the middle east, who women are getting nose jobs and blow jobs on the streets. Thanks to the U.S.A. and the wig wearing lunatics who used excuses like a couple of insane ( logical ) Amerikans who put a grease spot in there own country.

E:
On sega genesis games:

You just laughing since that post was unlogical. Now engage the borg at full speed....Jorde take us into hyper drive....you must deafeat metal gear or else Olga's child will die... blossums in feburay and migrates furrying spring

On superman:

Now we all know why we are here. He is a meanace to our world with his supa speed, ability to out run trains, and speeding bullet. We need to rid the world of supa Man so I suggest we install a kryptonite bullet that we will shoot at him and he will die instantly from it's blast thinking it is a regular bullet. There will be no comeback for supa man and we will thrive in it's defeat.

So any other bright ideas to kill Super Man?

If not then lets discuss the blue bomber. I have purposed we build a time machine not only to disarm the black-hand but the blue bomber him or herself. Rockman or we in Amerika refer to as Megaman. We kidnapp young Dr. Right before he started to train with Ryu or Ken. The problem we might run into a greater threat.


Street Fighters. We need to aviod them when we activate time accellerator.

[Ruldra]

On the solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict:

USA should take over Israel already, and make them share the land. I could see the Governator ( Haggar ) marching in there right now with his golden axe, to tear the land in twine. Half for him, half for her, half for everybody.

[Damocles]

Has it ever been determined if he's just a troll running stuff through Babelfish or an honest schizophrenic?

[dex]

Has it ever been determined if he's just a troll running stuff through Babelfish or an honest schizophrenic?

Don't think it's babelfish at least; there's english-only wordplay in some of his posts.

He's either a genuinely insane person with English as his second language, or an impossibly high-effort troll. I say impossibly high because that dude has been banned from more forums than I knew existed; in fact, there's wiki pages about him on some forums.

[drauch]

I dunno, the fact that he's on a religious forum regarding amputees, spouting the same drivel (but on topic), kinda makes me think he's legit insane. Sometimes it seems like he's actually trying to form a cohesive argument or get in on the conversation, but it usually turns into a blended mess of unnecessary commas and something vaguely misogynistic.

[hail good sir]

His dream of a gamecube addon that makes it a wii seems to go back years, trying to rally the troops for a nintendo petition campaign. I think he's legit.