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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2014 2:54 pm 


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^ First glance at that I and I thought it must be a Chinese toilet.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 12:02 pm 


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You win 100 points. The pictures were taken by a friend of mine while he was in China. I think this was a public toilet in either Shanghai or Beijing.


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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 12:32 pm 


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I've seen worse in Beijing, your average gonggong cesuo in front of the railway station, with literally a mount of crap of about 50cm in height / over 1m diameter.
That was in 2001 so I bet it has been destroyed sometime before the olympics.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 1:51 pm 


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Only ever seen one that came close, but nothing as bad as that. That's an abomination. Needs to be killed with several incendiaries.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 5:03 am 


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JESUS FUCK!

What in the hell is that?!
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 5:55 am 


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JESUS FUCK!

What in the hell is that?!


Obviously it's 250r's of Macca Hetto. Duh!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 6:57 am 


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4JzxG0cnpg

So uh... apparently Life Alert has made a new extremely morbid commercial.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 8:01 am 


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Lord Satori wrote:
JESUS FUCK!

What in the hell is that?!


It's what happens to Darius bosses when they fail.

"I've always wanted a thing called Tuna Sashimi."



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4JzxG0cnpg

So uh... apparently Life Alert has made a new extremely morbid commercial.


Morbid? Maybe. A more realistic depiction of just such a situation? Yes.

What's funny is how offended and irate some of the commenters are. They want the commercial banned :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 9:52 am 


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Actually I can understand why. If you're not in a good mindset and you're watching tv to distract yourself or something, and all of a sudden a commercial about a helpless old lady who probably dies comes in out of nowhere, it would definitely set them off. It's effective, I'll give them that, but it seems a bit excessive considering it's just an ad and not a PSA of some kind.

I have yet to see this commercial on TV, and I certainly hope I don't. As a hasty reaction, I wound up signing that petition that was linked in the comments section, and I probably shouldn't have. (though after I did, 5 much more important petitions were introduced, a few of which I signed, so I suppose in a way its a good thing) I guess I'm just too empathetic for my own good. :roll:
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 10:51 am 


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It's an ad to be sure, but an ad for a rather helpful device that my own grandmother had to use more than once because she needed help. It warrants a serious commercial instead the silly "I've fallen and I can't get up" thing that was used for years.

It's kind of strange how in a reality TV-centric world, we get a commercial with the reality of falling when you're alone, and people want it gone. Weird.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:22 am 


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More fuel, this time with otorhinolaryngology;

If anyone ever got some sinus/lung affection so bad that it required endoscopic vacuum therapy (from nose down to trachea) please share your experience of those long minutes when you were trying to scream (but couldn't) 'it's sucking my brains and soul out !'

One refinement to that torture is that the discharge tubes usually are transparent and hanging in the air over the operation table, so while you're lying down in pain you can also see all the green, red and yellow stuff pumped out of your head, nicely mixed in that solution that's being forced into you via your other nostril.

And after that it's camera probe time, still down to the trachea of course, just to check you know...

Couldn't find any action videos, sorry...
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:24 am 


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It's kind of strange how in a reality TV-centric world, we get a commercial with the reality of falling when you're alone, and people want it gone. Weird.

Reality TV has very little to do with actual reality, hence its popularity.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Tue May 27, 2014 11:29 am 


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Xyga wrote:
Couldn't find any action videos, sorry...


Nobody is disappointed, I assure you.

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It's kind of strange how in a reality TV-centric world, we get a commercial with the reality of falling when you're alone, and people want it gone. Weird.


When media holds up a mirror to reality, reality is often disgusted by it's own reflection, and averts its eyes.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 2:27 am 


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Anybody ever read the Halloween comics? Specifically Nightdance. Pretty standard stuff, but the ultraviolence is mixed in with thought bubbles of the characters as they're being killed. Disturbing, especially when paired with the sadistic ways He kills them off.


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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 2:38 am 


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Casio, you know the scene.


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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 3:27 am 


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Aww yeee!

"Can you hear me Anthony, I got your head in a fuckin' vise. You don't talk I'm gonna squash it like a muddafuckin' grapefruit. Now don't make me be a bad guy..."

Unrelated: a gut-wrenchingly NSFW Chris Chan classic.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 4:16 am 


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Actually no, not that one. God I hate that movie.


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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 5:28 pm 


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BIL wrote:

Unrelated: a gut-wrenchingly NSFW Chris Chan classic.


What the actual fuck? He posted that publicly on youtube, or did somebody get a hold of it and re-upload it?


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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 5:44 pm 


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Google pictures of chris chan for more trauma.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 5:56 pm 


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Actually no, not that one. God I hate that movie.


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What the actual fuck? He posted that publicly on youtube, or did somebody get a hold of it and re-upload it?


To the big CWC's credit, it was set up and then leaked. He does publicly post plenty of similarly godawful shit though, poor guy.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 10:08 pm 


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Who's CWC by the way?
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 10:13 pm 


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Cult internet laughing stock / legendary trolling victim. Not quite as oldschool as Harlequin Fetus / Goatse / Tubgirl (early 00s GameFAQs holy trinity of suicide posts), but he had his heyday several years back now.
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 10:55 pm 


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... Tubgirl ...


Jesus, I was working there, took a pause, checked shmups forum and thought "I am stronger than Nightmare Fuel Thread".
So I googled Tubgirl.
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You know what ? I am actually weaker than Nightmare Fuel Thread, and proud of it. Lets meet in the F**k thread :arrow:
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2014 11:22 pm 


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Yeah, I tried to wiki CWC, came up with nothing, so I stopped there. I'm not going with regular ol' google because then I'd get a traumatic image of some kind. If I couldn't get an oldschool down to business article, then I'd get nothing and like it.
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He was specifically banned by Wiki from creating a page for himself. :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: Nightmare Fuel
PostPosted: Sat May 31, 2014 3:47 am 


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though I love his work.. Jan Svankmajer has a ton of nightmare fuel.

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my favorite short of his is his "food" bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oOLuBxgYHc
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Yes, he's awesome! (I love creepy surreal stuff... it's hellishly filthy bathrooms and the like that give me the prickly wicklies) I rewatched his Faust recently, so low-fi yet utterly unhinged. Glorious stop-motion abominations abound.
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Wow, those are freaky! Since it's clearly clay and stop motion, It doesn't bother me as much as some of the more morbid things...

Back to the things mentioned above, (CWC, Harlequin fetus, Goatse, tub girl) I'm curious yet I'm inclined to stay away. I've seen a harlequin baby before when it was being discussed on a chatroom at an anime site, but I'm sort of wondering about the other three. Does anyone mind
providing a non-image description? I absolutely refuse to use google, as that would include images.

I'm assuming that they all (except CWC maybe?) have to do with medical anomalies. It's funny how with all the demonic abominations found in various art, movies, games, etc, reality always find a way to be much scarier.
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Yes, he's awesome! (I love creepy surreal stuff... it's hellishly filthy bathrooms and the like that give me the prickly wicklies) I rewatched his Faust recently, so low-fi yet utterly unhinged. Glorious stop-motion abominations abound.

so good :>

his version of alice gave me nightmares when I was younger haha.

and it really took me a bit to enjoy his work, but worth it nonetheless.
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