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PostPosted: Sun Dec 29, 2019 9:54 pm 


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Didn't Mike Matei go totally off the rails recently?
Unfortunately i only have a hearsay comment to go on atm.
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Always nice to see a waiter/waitress who has fucked up your order 3/3 times still employed. Thankfully I got a different person this time and as every other time I got someone else, flawless service. Just baffling really.


Yeah normally i try to go as easy as possible on serving staff. Fuck that job. I've done it, and been fired myself after two days because i was shite :lol:

There was one time recently though that I ordered some brunch thing, a variant on eggs benedict I think, with bacon. part of the bacon was hanging so far off the tiny plate that I noticed it DRAG ALONG THE TABLE when the waitress put it down. :shock:

.. I was in company though so i tried to ignore it, figuring the table is pretty clean. But the stone cold bacon had me complaining, I also pointed out how far it was sticking out at this point. It came back to me very quickly with the offending overhang having been cut off, the rest of it barely warmed up, if at all.
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I just wolfed the trash down and got outta there as I had things to see people to do.
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I'm pretty relaxed about it myself. Even when those things happened I never made a scene, I was also polite to them about it. Normally I tip very well too but not when I get the wrong food.
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The Mike Matei thing came up on another forum and things got hog wild.
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Unpopular opinions about popular games don't always go over well, but this seems the best thread for it. Feel free to disregard this if you don't care about less-than-positive opinions about Undertale:

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Undertale is a mediocre single character RPG with limited replayability featuring an outright bad plot filled with fairly bland, forgettable characters who appear and disappear almost as quickly as they're introduced. Whether you find it charming or not, it's impossible to deny the deeply unsatisfying "true" ending that feels like a complete waste of time as a result of its mishandling of a key character (the most important one in the entire game as it turns out). It's a cheap, meme-filled pretender to the throne, a poor imitation of great series that truly combined strange, comedic humour with dark, serious themes into one.

The game itself is largely known for combining a shmup with an RPG. Or rather, a dodge 'em up. Aside from one boss, or a few specific enemies where you can collect things during the dodging phase, you have limited interactivity in battles. You either pick from dialogue, or you select the fight command, which you're taught later on makes you a horrible monster and a literal murder for choosing it to defend yourself rather than using talking or fleeing from things. Learning you can talk through battles is basically the central gimmick to getting the game's good ending. Once you start doing that, your offensive equipment becomes mostly unimportant, and the only other thing you can do in combat is use items, which largely just amount to healing items.

The dodging is amusing, but it's nothing particularly challenging aside from one or two specific battles. The most fun, dynamic one requires a horrible slog of grinding to get the game's bad ending, where you're rewarded with a truly interesting combat by being told you're a horrific monster and having your save file permanently tainted. Replayability is limited, and you always follow the exact same path through the game, with small dialogue differences essentially coming down to who you killed or didn't kill, or meta-humour based on what you did when you save and reload the game, as the game can "see" what you did when you try one thing, then reload to try another, and will call you out on it.

There's a very black and white sense of morality in your choices - the best ending involves never touching the Fight command and completing all sidequests. Major characters you meet do not travel with you aside from being able to call them on a cell phone or go back and do various events with them. It's hard to develop a true connection to these characters when the game makes them almost disappear from your linear trek until you decide to backtrack, but if you're going for the good ending you'll get to go on dates in junkyards with cringey anime-quoting dinosaurs.

The strongest character is actually the genuinely scary antagonist of the game and yet though the good ending of the game insists to the player that everyone can be saved, and all problems can be dealt with by simply talking it through, the true ending of the game involves an impossible to lose fight against a character who ends up being the most important in the entire plot, and then gets absolutely zero acknowledgement from anyone, not even their own parents. The horrible fusion creatures the result of experimentation gone wrong get more closure than this character does, and it's incredibly insulting for the most important character in the entire plot to appear, and then disappear unceremoniously, without getting even acknowledged to exist by their friends and family (who don't even realize this character is alive). And after going through the painstaking trouble to introduce this character, and lead the player down a road of teaching that everyone can be saved and deserves a chance to be saved, the game promptly derails that and doesn't even give you the option of trying to save them, let alone telling their parents "oh hey, your kid's alive, maybe we should try and do something".

It's possibly the worst ending and worst character development in a popular RPG I've seen in a long, long while. The true ending is a dumpster fire that leaves a sensible player screaming at the game to show some kind of acknowledgement or development at this crucial stage of the game, and yet no, you don't get that. All you can do is watch the credits. Why anyone would invest themselves in a plot that doesn't respect its most important characters is beyond me. The music in Undertale is very good, but I find it hard to want to listen to knowing the game it's tied to is not something I'd want to touch again.

Now contrast this to two other major series that are thematically similar, and follow similar pacing in terms of being works that have strange, unusual comedy mixed with serious, darker themes: Mother 3 and Adventure Time.

Mother is a series that is essentially the progenitor of Undertale (Toby Fox is also known for an Earthbound hack he made). Mother 3 firmly establishes itself as a weird, unusual game, but one that tackles serious themes of loss and death, and learning to grow up and overcome that. It doesn't make any promises about saving people. From the standpoint of the main character, Lucas, your mother is dead, your brother is missing, and you're struggling to save what's left of your strange, beautiful world. The ending is not one that establishes happiness and joy for all but yanks it out of reach for one person for purely arbitrary reasons, such as in Undertale's developer neglect of the true final boss character. People die, the story concludes in a tragic, believable way, and the ambiguity that remains in the ending fits firmly in with the rest of the game. The player hasn't been given a bait-and-switch at the end.

Adventure Time also often combined weird, irreverent humour with serious themes and character development over the course of the series. It concludes its series by tying up loose ends, and though not everyone gets a perfect ending, they do receive a satisfying one, with the suggestion of new adventures for generations to come. The series ending doesn't conclude with the sudden hope that everything will turn out magically wonderful for everyone, and Adventure Time does not slap its viewers in the face the way Undertale does in introducing a hugely important character at the very end of the game only to be yanked away into thin air without being acknowledged by other major characters who would likely be desperate to interact with them. The series respects its characters enough to come to a conclusion where major plot threads are resolved, and we see things wrap up in a way that is consistent with what viewers have come to expect from the show.

Undertale can't be bothered to give one's parents closure or even the chance to save the life of a child. It's depressingly pathetic that a game whose true ending builds up the player to believe in trying to save everyone denies the player even the chance of saving the one person in the game who we learn needs saving most of all, the most tragic character of all. And since Undertale's overarching plot pretty much revolves around this character (as you discover in the true ending), the fact that the true ending botches this final character development so badly and leaves it unfulfilled basically sours the entire game once you see it. You're encouraged to get the true ending, the one with the most character interaction over the course of the game, but once you obtain it the ending is handled so badly you're left with an awful sense of "What was the point?" after it ends.

Undertale just isn't that good of a game and it annoys the heck outta me to see people treat it as though it's the most brilliant RPG ever made.
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
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Bowling balls.

Right weight, holes too small.
Too heavy, holes just right.
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Stacking ammo/medkits in Doom. If you do this you fail at mapping. I prefer to be sure that I'll pick up one thing when I walk over what's visibly one thing.


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Bowling balls.

Right weight, holes too small.
Too heavy, holes just right.

Have you ever picked up a chick from behind like you would a bowling ball???
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The Mike Matei thing came up on another forum and things got hog wild.


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FinalBaton wrote:
neorichieb1971 wrote:
Bowling balls.

Right weight, holes too small.
Too heavy, holes just right.

Have you ever picked up a chick from behind like you would a bowling ball???


Nope.

I'd like to do this though - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF6_FsOPO6c
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Have you ever picked up a chick from behind like you would a bowling ball???


Yeah good thing she had two assholes.
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kitten wrote:
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The Mike Matei thing came up on another forum and things got hog wild.


do tell


also this
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kitten wrote:
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The Mike Matei thing came up on another forum and things got hog wild.


do tell


Well it was a big boost in activity to a thread that has been slowing down a bit lately. The guy that posted about it first is a huge SJW and was offended by Matei's comment so there is that. Also to clarify I consider that guy a friend, but we definitely disagree on this.

Then there was just a big conversation about what is and isn't cheating with walls of text. My hottest take was that looking up puzzle solutions is cheating. There was someone else that thinks glitches/exploits are cheating.
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was that looking up puzzle solutions is cheating.


This reminds me: I was playing through an untranslated JRPG with the help of a guide, and at a couple mandatory word puzzles, the guide would not actually translate the puzzle and give you the chance to solve it. Didn't even make an attempt to explain what the puzzle was. Just "do this to proceed" answer giving.

A good translation guide gives you the chance to try and guess at the solution or at least translates the damn puzzle, not just the dialogue.
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If you do a good enough job of the fisting the extra boost to your brain activity might allow you to think of the answer yourself just in time!

Also agreed, Roo. That's annoying as hell.
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Well it was a big boost in activity to a thread that has been slowing down a bit lately. The guy that posted about it first is a huge SJW and was offended by Matei's comment so there is that. Also to clarify I consider that guy a friend, but we definitely disagree on this.

Then there was just a big conversation about what is and isn't cheating with walls of text. My hottest take was that looking up puzzle solutions is cheating. There was someone else that thinks glitches/exploits are cheating.


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there's probably something to debate over what is and isn't cheating, but i feel - very, very strongly - that a rewind feature is absolutely, unmistakably, inarguably cheating and that people suggesting anything else are out of their goddamn minds. imagine claiming you're the fastest speedrunner for a game because of a TAS, that you're the best chess player because you can replay moves until the opponent makes mistakes, the best football player because you can re-attempt passes, so on and so forth.

it amuses/infuriates me greatly that you preface this with "the guy [...] is a huge sjw" and i know exactly what you're talking about and agree with you. been over this a dozen times on here, but that the social justice sphere believes this is an "accessibility" argument at worst or an elitism argument at best is just one of the dumbest fucking things. if you cheated, you cheated - using tools the game was not designed with is cheating. people claim those calling cheating for what it is are the insecure ones (and people like mike matei certainly lend credence to their accusations lol), but it is absolutely, 100% the fucking opposite. the people who want to claim these victories without getting them are the ones insecure that they're denied fucking anything. the recreational entertainment owes them the victory. it's not "elitist" to suggest that to be qualified to talk authoritatively about something, it's important to have experienced it on its terms. there is no field on earth where there's no expectation of a frame of reference, yet these people act as if transparency about their experience and skill level is some sort of infringement on them as a person.

to say you did something, yes, you have to have done that something. you don't order a meal from a fancy restaurant and tell people you made it because you "could have bought, prepared, and assembled the ingredients with exactly as much professionalism and cooking insight with enough time" or any of the countless other comparisons. imagine taking this mentality elsewhere! - e.g. "modern microwave meals give me the same fucking nutrition as real food and respect that i'm an adult with things to do other than spend my precious time laboring over nothing. meal preparation is archaic and a waste of time - and there's too high a barrier of entry with having to restart from the fucking beginning if i mess up. there was this pompous ass at a dinner party i was at last night that said they "worked hard" on their presentation. lol bitch please, we're both just eating food, get off your damn high horse, i can use an oven, too. next they implied some ableist bullshit like that i didn't have a sophisticated palette by telling me their curry was an "acquired taste" - lol i've eaten mcdonald's spicy chicken, pretty damn sure i know how good hot food tastes as well they do. huge elitist vibe the entire time i was there, got wicked side-eye from these snobs when i said i'd made the same thing from wal-mart and probably had more fun. not my fault they're wasting their lives while my generation skips the suffering."

the thing that really gets me is that it's incredibly rare that the ELITIST GAMER SNOB actually suggests to them how to enjoy themselves, just that cheating is cheating or things like that it's important to say what difficulty you played a modern game on. beating something requires playing by its rules. you can enjoy it all you want - and, hell, sure, maybe genuinely have a better experience than me - by using cheats, but if toxic insecurity lies anywhere, it is with the person obsessed with the validation of victory enough that they will claim it without declaring the caveat of their dubious method. if they were satisfied, would that not be enough? why the craving of peer approval? why the discourse over what qualifies as this or that? why the claims they're just as qualified to review a game they can't beat as someone who can? if you had fun, who is taking that away from you over the quality of having "beat" something or not? these people want the glory, or, at bare minimum, have a thirst for the acknowledgement. they want in the perceived club and perpetuate the rarely-corporeal phantom of its existence by their own concern that something exists they might not be allowed in.

sry steamflogger, i wound up doing a wall of text, too lol :[ gosh i feel like a gaming granny with how riled up this shit gets me, but you have no idea how shitty it is being deep on the inside of the sjw sphere for so long and dealing with seeing that shit allllllll theeeee tiiiiiime
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Haha it's all good. My post in that convo is one of the longest I've typed in a minute. I had GIFs for dramatic effect BIL style too.

In our discussion we used rewind and save states fairly interchangeably. Which I think is fine, they are basically the same thing. Rewinding is maybe just slightly faster to achieve the same purpose unless you are hot keying on a PC. Just wanted to mention that here.

Completely agree with you, this is something that has been taken too far. I by no means consider myself right leaning and I firmly believe in HUMAN RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE WHICH MEANS ACTUAL EVERYONE TRANS, GAY, BI w/e But man, the SJW types saying all games need to be playable by everyone, that's a bunch of bullshit. When has every piece of media been made for everyone? It's okay if games are difficult. It's okay if movies are hard to understand/abstract. JFC. And you are exactly right, I suffixed my entire point "I think glitches and exploits are 1000% within the rules. Continues are also fine. 1CCs are distinguished. Also to be clear I don't really care how other people play and enjoy games. Do whatever you want really. I just had to put in my .02 on this topic." Also said: "So yeah, save states and rewind are cheating. I'm not saying I am perfect either. I cheat to finish games too sometimes (usually jrpgs I will turn random battles off after a certain point to save a lot of time) but I don't post clear videos to youtube and talk about what a hardass gamer I am for having finished it. I would also absolutely never do it in a shmup, platformer etc... Basically anything I view as a "skill" game is on the no fly list."

Basically I really don't care how people want to enjoy games, but what is and isn't cheating is really cut and dry.

Lol'd at the dinner party analogy.
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Do those idiots know that modern GPS relies on general relativity?

If everything was accessible to everyone, we would literally never progress as a species.

That being said, kitten, while I don't share your thoughts on the perceived value of meal prep (I might even go so far as to say you sounded a bit rude, given your description of the situation), I am genuinely curious as to where all these folks are caring so much about whether seeing the end of a game with cheats counts as beating it (and whether they also think women owe them sex for existing).

TAS is a separate category, by the way. As long as someone clarified that they held the world record among attempts at tool-assisted speedruns of a particular game, I'd be happy to acknowledge their accomplishment. It's when those are mixed in with attempts without tool-assist that it becomes a problem.
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That being said, kitten, while I don't share your thoughts on the perceived value of meal prep (I might even go so far as to say you sounded a bit rude, given your description of the situation),


I wasn't sure how much of that story was sarcasm, maybe none of it was. I would certainly strongly disagree with microwave dinners and mcds being good. Cutting out mcds (and eventually all fast food) was one of the best things I ever did.
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That being said, kitten, while I don't share your thoughts on the perceived value of meal prep (I might even go so far as to say you sounded a bit rude, given your description of the situation)


ah geez sorry i hewed the line too close, there - that entire paragraph about food prep was satire re: how these people think (e.g. none of the work/effort/knowledge/etc. matters, knowing you can eventually do it is all that does). i'm poking fun at their disregard for the process of getting better/finely doing anything by transplanting their talking points over to how much of an ass you would sound like talking about food in the same fashion
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That being said, kitten, while I don't share your thoughts on the perceived value of meal prep (I might even go so far as to say you sounded a bit rude, given your description of the situation)


ah geez sorry i hewed the line too close, there - that entire paragraph about food prep was satire re: how these people think (e.g. none of the work/effort/knowledge/etc. matters, knowing you can eventually do it is all that does).


Oh hey I figured it out. Sometimes a blind squirrel finds a nut. :lol:
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On a related note, anyone who puts a medkit or armor at the end of a bunch of health potions or armor pieces needs to STOP.
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ah geez sorry i hewed the line too close, there - that entire paragraph about food prep was satire re: how these people think (e.g. none of the work/effort/knowledge/etc. matters, knowing you can eventually do it is all that does). i'm poking fun at their disregard for the process of getting better/finely doing anything by transplanting their talking points over to how much of an ass you would sound like talking about food in the same fashion


Ohhhh. My bad. A simple pair of quotation marks would have made all the difference. Given that you've mentioned your affinity for cooking cheap and healthy meals (and even started a short-lived cooking thread here), you can imagine how confused I was.

In its current form, your satire just reads like an account of you being an ass at a dinner party.

EDIT: Thanks for going back and adding quotation marks.
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slightly edited it to make that clear. i do like making food on a budget, but even that requires a lot of thought, effort, learning, etc. i tried to use stuff even a cheap dinner party could have (e.g. quality presentation & curry) to remove affordability (an actual 'accessibility' issue) from the equation. god i worry a lot about someone getting the impression i'd actually behave that way at a dinner party lol.

removing the difficulty is an intrinsic change to a game in a similar way removing ingredients or the entire cooking process is an intrinsic change to the experience of a meal. bypassing perceived unpleasantness is something it's not hard to say you did - e.g. "i ate a meal with a whole habanero (with all the seeds removed and with several glasses of milk)." this bit in parenthesis merits need for obvious transparency in discussion and validation of the previous statement. likewise, so does cheating in a game.

these people often have an obsession with "beating" a game that frankly strikes me as absurd. why are they concerned about this being challenged or taken from them? the literal only barrier they are being deprived of here is the imaginary. this isn't like a business declining certain patronage because of the status or beliefs of those certain customers, it's entry to an invisible group whose only concern of qualification is "did the thing" or "did not do the thing." why do they care, if not craving the validation? if i'm 'gatekeeping' by declining them the right to say they beat the game, what am i 'gatekeeping?' entry to... meaningful conversation... that only the context of having did the thing provides? gosh, i guess that's gatekeeping. if i ask someone if they'd read a book and what they thought, i'd sure hope when they respond in the affirmative that they read the mother fucking book and not a wikipedia article.
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Work environments in which people realise that when a deadline is "the end of the year" it actually means the 31st of December. I currently work in China, in which the general way of life is "wait until the very last second for everything and then do each task at such an inordinate pace that any slight mistake will be fatal".

I spent an absolutely horrendous day dealing with an overwhelming amount of red tape that has nothing to do with my actual job because anyway some 20 HR persons needed my signature on some pointless piece of paper (like, "we need to confirm that you received a new chair in March". I signed in March and I gave you the relevant piece of paper. You lost it, dipshit).

I came back home at 9.30 and I am writing this message from the pub downstairs (at least I have a *good* pub literally at the street level of my condo complex). This after having fought with a wife who is fed up with this kind of work environment. No, she does not work in the same place, but this is the n-th holiday I get screwed over and all plans are fucked up.

I am so pissed off that I am going to play MAME games. On my laptop, while drinking Punk IPA. And using cheats like there was no tomorrow. Then I am buying a VPN account just to post my illegal exploits on youtubz with cheats to troll the masses. Maybe while offering long monologues on the supremacy of the oppressed white heterosexual male and the discrimination this group suffers from all those LGBT, bronze-skinned, soccer-loving socialists and other perverts standing for blasphemies like, uh, basic human rights and self-respect.

And you *will* love me for doing it.








Happy New Year, and I wish 2020 can already go fuck itself, the way it has started.



EDIT: the kids to my right (yes, I am still in the pub) argue that the spinning trick to get coins worth 60+ credits in Wonder Boy in Monster Land is cheating. But they find it fair game that I am playing on a bloody 14" screen, the fuckers. Can I kill them?
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Randorama wrote:
Happy New Year, and I wish 2020 can already go fuck itself, the way it has started.

Ask the Aussies, they were first in line to get a taste of...

The Burning Twenties !

From work to bed, awake or in our dreams, anything that still holds our lives and society together, the planet's flora and fauna, everything will burn, burn, BURN! :evil:

*aliens monitoring us grabbing popcorn: 'hey dude check that, this new disaster flick is absolutely horrifying and they don't even need our help, eat this R. Emmerich'*
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It's a platitude that can carry an awful, bourgeois connotation (actually, nowadays, it seems it's often the other way around), but I think we'd be well advised with a little more optimism - pessimism is not going to make anything better. Life will go on anyway :)

Don't worry about the things you can't change, because you can't change them.
Don't worry about the things you can change, because you can change them.


Either way, interesting glimpse Rando, I have an acquaintance who is working in China often.

Happy New Year.


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Happy new year you crazy guys!

I got nearly loved to death by a shi tzu / pekingese hybrid dog with lotsa energy today. Super cute, but teeth like little pins! :lol:

@ Randorama: Oof, I would seriously make that shit illegal. Vote for me ;)


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