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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2021 11:34 pm 


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Every time I want to eject the optical media reader of my laptop I have to press the cover over and over until I hit it on the precisely exact spot. However, any time just need to I pick it up to move it, the media reader pops open in an extremely annoying manner.
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:29 am 


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This isn't so much an annoyance in itself... more like schadenfreude, minus the freude. Image For the love of God, and all that is holy: if you're expecting a baby, just pass out cigars for fuck's sake:

Wow, high explosives! What could go wrong?
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I bet I could save money by making my own! Wait what

NY father-to-be killed, brother injured by exploding "gender reveal" device

What is wrong with people? "Gender reveal" disasters have been flitting around my news feeds for a few months, now, but this was too awful to ignore. Poor baby, poor family. I hope the absence of a father doesn't create further tragedy down the road.

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Omake02: FRIIIDGE RA-CERRR

Idiots: even if you are standing well beyond the blast radius, shrapnel will shred your soft, wet tissue in the blink of an eye (as the newly-amputated gent in the first video exclaims: BLEW MUH LEG AWFF! AWW SHIIIT!"). Consider leaving this industrial-grade explosives business alone, if you don't know what in the sweet Jesus Mary and Mothering Joseph Fuck you're doing.
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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 12:17 pm 


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Tannerite just isn't a threatening enough name for the stuff. It reminds you of the Tanners on Full House. Such a nice family bunch. This tanner will turn your leg into confetti and almost bean you with a fridge.


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 Post subject: Re: Little things that annoy the hell out of you
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:34 pm 


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The only thing that would make the story better is if the kid turns out to be trans.
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