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Every time I want to eject the optical media reader of my laptop I have to press the cover over and over until I hit it on the precisely exact spot. However, any time just need to I pick it up to move it, the media reader pops open in an extremely annoying manner.

This isn't so much an annoyance in itself... more like schadenfreude, minus the freude. For the love of God, and all that is holy: if you're expecting a baby, just pass out cigars for fuck's sake:

Wow, high explosives! What could go wrong?

Spoiler: show

I bet I could save money by making my own! Wait what

NY father-to-be killed, brother injured by exploding "gender reveal" device

What is wrong with people? "Gender reveal" disasters have been flitting around my news feeds for a few months, now, but this was too awful to ignore. Poor baby, poor family. I hope the absence of a father doesn't create further tragedy down the road.

Omake01: Soldier vs Ghost

Humans Are Such Easy Prey

Spoiler: show

Omake02: FRIIIDGE RA-CERRR

Idiots: even if you are standing well beyond the blast radius, shrapnel will shred your soft, wet tissue in the blink of an eye (as the newly-amputated gent in the first video exclaims: BLEW MUH LEG AWFF! AWW SHIIIT!"). Consider leaving this industrial-grade explosives business alone, if you don't know what in the sweet Jesus Mary and Mothering Joseph Fuck you're doing.

Tannerite just isn't a threatening enough name for the stuff. It reminds you of the Tanners on Full House. Such a nice family bunch. This tanner will turn your leg into confetti and almost bean you with a fridge.

The only thing that would make the story better is if the kid turns out to be trans.