Bad poops

[drauch]

What is the worst poop you have ever had? Don't be shy, I know you all out there have had some bad poops. I'm talking about like...ex: it hurt, it didn't fill the toilet, there was something gnarly in it, etc.

Explain, and so will I, as I have had a few bad poops. I have to go to the bathroom right now but I am writing this thread because I don't wanna.

To start:

My friend in middle school used to eat pretty badly. I mean, he still kinda does, but not to the extremes he once did. Anyhow, back in the day he ate pop tarts for like an entire week, and in turn, pooped out blood. Had to go to the doctor, get a camera shoved up *there* and was told he didn't have enough iron in his diet. Pretty brutal stuff.

[Ed Oscuro]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

Uh yeah why d'ya need to know this again? You're not running against one of us for public office are ya?

[Ghegs]

No. Just...no.

We have some pretty silly and/or stupid threads in off-topic, but I gotta draw a line here.