Public accesss Television

thesuperkillerxxx · Post by **thesuperkillerxxx** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:50 am

alright you guys this is it

1 hour of public access tv cost 50 bucks

what replay should i feature?????

I will get a recording of the show and post it for you MOFO's!!!!

I did not realize Public access TV as so friggin' cheap.

NOW THE QUESTION????

As shmup fans, what game replays should I feature? Mind you this is smal town America, and most of them are not ready for shmups, but I want to force some shit like battle garegga the madness on these people.

Suggestions???:??

mannerbot · Post by **mannerbot** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:05 am

Dodonpachi Dai-Ou-Jou should be an obvious one. Also, Ikaruga, Gunbird 2, Mars Matrix.

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:13 am

Ikaruga man!

Prettiness mainstreamers desire as well as great (but apparently scary) music.

VTF double plays man...one guy, two controllers

IlMrm · Post by **IlMrm** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:19 am

That's gonna be great. There's gonna be a lot of wide-eyed folks once they see the bullet spams.

Sorry to hijack your thread for a little, but I toyed with the idea of doing that before, since there's all kinds of stuff on public access here. Just a couple days ago, someone did a video of "jungle combat" in their backyard, using a GI JOE walking through the grass, complete with helicopter blade noises, and machine gun fire. I thought it would be a great idea to use that as an opening intro, then have the action figure hop into a model airplane, then show a replay of Strikers.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:08 am

Maybe something that doesn't need them to TATE? I know they'll either bitch about blood unbalance in their heads or the fugly black borders. I mean no offense--just stating an opinion, no torches, please, TSKXXX et al.

incognoscente · Post by **incognoscente** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:09 pm

A partial Gradius V play?

OmegaFlareX · Post by **OmegaFlareX** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:51 pm

Radiant Silvergun, Souky, Giga Wing, , Mars Matrix, GW2. No tate for those verts.

Parodius, man. Parodius. People need to see that shit.

Tomtom · Post by **Tomtom** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:12 am

RSG, definitely. Put a replay of Stage 6 Saturn Mode on there. And how about a bit of Progear? If screen tilting is the issue, that'd be a great one to do. I've never even seen Souky, so that would probably be nice.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:21 am

There is a show that comes on Public Access in Chicago sometimes called "The Measuring Show". It consists of a blank white screen. Every couple minutes or so, a hand will come on and lay a ruler across the screen horizontally and measure it's width in inches. Then the hand will pick up the ruler and leave you with a white screen. Secretly during this time the cameraman will zoom in or out, so when the hand comes on the screen again and measures, it will magically get a different measurement.

You guys should strive for some genius like that.

vek · Post by **vek** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:22 am

Andi wrote:There is a show that comes on Public Access in Chicago sometimes called "The Measuring Show". It consists of a blank white screen. Every couple minutes or so, a hand will come on and lay a ruler across the screen horizontally and measure it's width in inches. Then the hand will pick up the ruler and leave you with a white screen. Secretly during this time the cameraman will zoom in or out, so when the hand comes on the screen again and measures, it will magically get a different measurement.

You guys should strive for some genius like that.

that sounds like the best thing ever.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:27 am

vek wrote:that sounds like the best thing ever.

The only thing that stops it from being the best thing ever is that I didn't think of it.

I'm terribly jealous.

thesuperkillerxxx · Post by **thesuperkillerxxx** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 2:01 am

The borders won't be an issue I believe. all I would have to do is put game info, gameplay rules, boss info...

Example:

battle garegga, you can explain why the game is so hard, dynamic difficulty, Music facts crap like that.

I also was thinking of highlighting some of thos crazy myamoto vids the super mario 3 one and other crazzy shit like that.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 4:18 am

OmegaFlareX wrote:Parodius, man. Parodius. People need to see that shit.

Hee hee, that'd be a hoot...some poor unsuspecting schmo is channel surfing lazily, and then all of a sudden on comes a bunnygirl straddling a rocket, attempting to kill a giant panda in a tutu with a duck growing out of its head...methinks it'd be even funnier if you splice the game footage with something else, a fishing show or something really pedestrian like that, so that when people are watching the channel they wonder whether they're really seeing what they're seeing.

landshark · Post by **landshark** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 5:59 am

Andi wrote:There is a show that comes on Public Access in Chicago sometimes called "The Measuring Show". It consists of a blank white screen. Every couple minutes or so, a hand will come on and lay a ruler across the screen horizontally and measure it's width in inches. Then the hand will pick up the ruler and leave you with a white screen. Secretly during this time the cameraman will zoom in or out, so when the hand comes on the screen again and measures, it will magically get a different measurement.

You guys should strive for some genius like that.

I must not be close enough to Chicago to see this. Schaumburg area...

Reiki · Post by **Reiki** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:27 am

BulletMagnet wrote:
OmegaFlareX wrote:Parodius, man. Parodius. People need to see that shit.
Hee hee, that'd be a hoot...some poor unsuspecting schmo is channel surfing lazily, and then all of a sudden on comes a bunnygirl straddling a rocket, attempting to kill a giant panda in a tutu with a duck growing out of its head...methinks it'd be even funnier if you splice the game footage with something else, a fishing show or something really pedestrian like that, so that when people are watching the channel they wonder whether they're really seeing what they're seeing.

Imagine how they'd take to something like Cho Aniki then.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:10 pm

Methinks they might hafta put a "Parental Advisory" warning on that one, heh heh. In Parodius's case, about the only warning applicable for most of it might be "Viewing this game may serve as a viable substitute for mind-altering drugs, and may lessen dependence on actual substances. If you would prefer to remain addicted to said substances, please refrain from experiencing the following."

OmegaFlareX · Post by **OmegaFlareX** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:33 am

thesuperkillerxxx wrote:I also was thinking of highlighting some of thos crazy myamoto vids the super mario 3 one and other crazzy shit like that.

http://bisqwit.iki.fi/jutut/nesvideos/

Hours upon hours of crazy tool-assisted entertainment.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Sun Jan 30, 2005 12:56 am

How about making a real show about videogames (not only shmups, but everything "non-mainstream"), with short reviews, comments about the industry ("EA suxx0rz" and stuff), yadda yadda.