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<elf_> gah my back
<elf_> :l
<Kaiser> gah, elf touched me again
<Kaiser> :|
<Aquas> with a bad back, it makes sense
<Kaiser> no it doesn't
<Kaiser> when it comes to touching
<Megalixir> http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b165/ ... CF0264.jpg
<Aquas> eh...
<Megalixir> wow
<Megalixir> look at that stick
<Megalixir> bottom right
<Megalixir> just look at it
<Megalixir> "oh it's a super famicohhhh"
<elf_> kaiser: maybe i just need a hug agaun :__;
* CEF is now known as Ceph
<Kaiser> Hell not
<Kaiser> I won't hug your furry neko skin once again
<elf_> i shaved :<
<elf_> especially my bushy neko tail
<Kaiser> OH WAI- I thought you hate neko stuff
<Aquas> LOL
<Kaiser> in fact, it's true
<elf_> its fact
<Kaiser> IT'S A FACT
<Aquas> :o
<elf_> in fact its fact
<Kaiser> BREAKING NEWS: In fact, it's fact. An undeniable fact
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More elf and Kaiser shenanigans.
[06:52:38] <elf_hips> hipssss
[06:52:48] <elf_hips> sanity is for the weak
[06:53:00] <Kaiser> go masturbate to GitS again
[06:53:02] <Kaiser> and come back
[06:53:06] <Aquas> there is no such thing as sanity, just hips.
[06:53:07] <Kaiser> :P
[06:53:14] <elf_hips> yeah its the hips
[06:53:16] <szycag> i thought it was tacos
[06:53:22] <elf_hips> no im sure it wasnt
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* lilmanjs (~lilmanjs@173-119-159-11.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #shmups
<lilmanjs> hello
<Aru-san> Hello.
<Aru-san> I jumped the Shmups IRC bandwagon JUST TODAY!
<lilmanjs> nice to meet you
<Aru-san> Thanks.
* lilmanjs (~lilmanjs@173-119-159-11.pools.spcsdns.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<cuilan> heh
<banan> Aru-san: good job
<BDA> If you can do that every time we'd really appreciate it.
<cuilan> haha
<SFKhoa> Aru-san is our new saviour.
<Aru-san> What, the shmup?
<Aru-san> Or getting into IRC?
<SFKhoa> no
<BDA> You made lilmanjs leave.
<cuilan> scaring people away from irc
<SFKhoa> what BDA said.
<Aru-san> ROFLMAO
* Zeether (~ZeetherKI@adsl-144-98-57.mia.bellsouth.net) Quit (Did the oil barrels just leap out in front of him?)
<Aru-san> I didn't MEAN to make him leave, but oh, well! :D
<cuilan> zeether quitting was probably because of you too
<Aru-san> Wow. I have skillz.
<SFKhoa> yeah but Zeether was tolerable at least.
<ronin_> do you guys have any shmup jokes
<SFKhoa> Destroy the Khoa? :(
<banan> DUX?
<Aru-san> DUCKS
<SFKhoa> Aru-san: DUX is actually pronounced like dukes
<SFKhoa> that being said
* Dave_K (~Dave_K@c-67-164-109-158.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #shmups
<SFKhoa> DUX OF HAZZARD
<Aru-san> I knew that the moment I saw the Japanese pronunciation of it. DYUKKUSU LOL
<SFKhoa> DUX OF HAZZARD MANG
<Aru-san> YAINORITE
<SFKhoa> :D
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<GP>You're all idiots.
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GaijinPunch wrote:
<GP>You're all idiots.
What did you expect? It's IRC.
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<Ruldra> sik how do you practice a game if for some reason you can't use savestates
<Ruldra> like in gradius 3...the screen gets screwed up when you load a savestate
<sikraiken> find a mame version where it works
<sikraiken> if I can't do that
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<sikraiken> then I'd work backward
<sikraiken> just try to get as far as I can get without worrying about anything then practice the later levels
<sikraiken> record myself
<sikraiken> and just watch my replays to see what I'm doing wrong
<sikraiken> noticing your mistakes and fixing them immediately is what it comes down to, besides learning the game
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Savestates? lol

This is how people do hi-scores? :shock:
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No, submitted scores are done with a single run.

However, savestates are an excellent way to practice a specific spot and thus speed learning. This is what they're referring to.
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BUMP
[23:47:26] <Medal> alright, i'm going to watch a movie with asians
[23:47:34] <ronin_> what movie
[23:47:40] <victoly> make them pay for your ticket
[23:47:41] <Medal> the forbidden kingdom
[23:47:44] <victoly> their parents are loaded you know
[23:47:47] <Medal> HAHAHAHA
[23:47:54] <Medal> i mean i'm watching a movie with asians IN it :)
[23:47:59] <trap15> ronin_, I must get phantasy star portable 2 now @_@
[23:48:16] <Medal> and i need a drinking game to get this whiskey finished before halfway through the movie
[23:48:35] <trap15> everytime something happens, take a drink
[23:48:43] <Medal> it's not a lot, it's just half a glass with a tiny little coke for flavor
[23:48:46] <victoly> every time you see someone with black hair, take a drink
[23:48:55] <Medal> but my dad inexplicably likes the nastiest whiskey ever
[23:48:55] <trap15> lol
[23:49:06] <z-bara> every time you forget a character's name, take a drink
[23:49:10] <ShumpChum> Every time you hear someone say, "It's boner time!" take a drink
[23:49:12] <ShumpChum> That'll do it
[23:49:13] <Medal> victoly: unique people with black hair?
[23:49:21] <Medal> z-bara: perfect
[23:49:24] <victoly> I don't think it'll make a difference but sure ok
[23:49:26] <Medal> definitely using that one.
[23:49:29] <Medal> hahaha
[23:49:53] <Medal> i'm having more fun listening to you guys than i would watching the movie
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protip: nsfw = nsfa

it will be a difficult obstacle to overcome but together we can do it
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Way to get banned Elixir.
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Elixir is banned? Hooray!
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As always, girls play nice!
<Shifty\\\> heavy rain so good
<medalgear> heavy rain so not
<medalgear> hey guess who the killer is
<medalgear> quick, better leave before i say it openly in chat
<BDA_> It was the butler.
<medalgear> kekeke
<Shifty\\\> lol
* Shifty\\\ (~nico@ti0056a380-2961.bb.online.no) has left #shmups
<@Ghegs> medal: Three seeds and some peers. Not lightning fast but it's coming.
<medalgear> hahaha he actually left, wow
<Kaisero> LOL
<medalgear> what a dick i am
* Shifty\\\ (~nico@ti0056a380-2961.bb.online.no) has joined #shmups
<Kaisero> you're the SHe---- nevermind
<medalgear> maybe everybody just hates me and that's the reason for me only getting 1-2k
<Kaisero> Well fucking obvious
<Kaisero> you keep scoring studs on Ghegs while we can't
<Kaisero> because the trap is taken!
<Kaisero> :(
* Kaisero cries
<Kaisero> imma read "150 techniques of self-rape"
<Kaisero> brb
<@Udderdude> yay ketsui is raping mah butt
<medalgear> well, trap15 said he checked all the public sites or whatever
<@Udderdude> cause i haven't played much shmoops lately
<Kaisero> ketsui is one of them
<medalgear> guess i should have checked myself
<Sasupoika> Got 24 million from stage 1 today. Had 4 hypers too.
<medalgear> you used one, right?
<Sasupoika> Yeah.
<medalgear> lame ;|
<Sasupoika> Hey, I like whoring up rank.
<medalgear> you also like sucking at chaining without hypers
<medalgear> wish i had it working here, i'd stream it for you or something
<Sasupoika> I wish I could stream something.
<Kaisero> Maybe Rank is what whores up Sas in first place
A while later.
<Kaisero> Shifty\\\
<Shifty\\\> no spoiler
<Kaisero> sc-----
<Kaisero> I will add a letter
<Kaisero> each second
<Shifty\\\> fuck you
<Kaisero> so leave then
<Shifty\\\> i'll just ignore you instead, prick
<@Udderdude> kaisero stop being a dumbass
<Kaisero> no point in telling the full name anyway
<@Udderdude> full name of what
<Kaisero> the murderer in heavy rain
* Sasupoika (Mibbit@dsl-hkibrasgw2-ff7fc300-209.dhcp.inet.fi) Quit (http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<@Udderdude> oh, clearly it's yourmom
<Shifty\\\> lol
<Kaisero> Sasu's mom?
<Kaisero> Damn
* X-0ut (~neoshockx@cpc1-basl7-0-0-cust618.basl.cable.virginmedia.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<@Udderdude> yup
<@Udderdude> i have excellent sources on this information
<Kaisero> You mean the soviet radio?
<Kaisero> You propaganda eating pig
<Kaisero> lol
<@Udderdude> quiet or it's the gulag for you
<medalgear> really?
<medalgear> you'd take the time for that?
<Kaisero> no you be quiet or it's siberian dogs for you
<medalgear> i was just going to take him downstairs and blow his brains out
<medalgear> after torturing him
<Kaisero> Shifty would love that
<Kaisero> ... to happen to him
<medalgear> yeah, he would
<medalgear> you dick
<medalgear> no
<medalgear> to happen to you hahahaha
<Kaisero> no
<Kaisero> to happen to him
<Kaisero> you pussy
<medalgear> hey now
<medalgear> you're the one who doesn't play ibara
<medalgear> or DOJ
<@Udderdude> >_>
<Kaisero> elitist games
<medalgear> OR under defeat
<medalgear> those aren't elitist game
<medalgear> s
<medalgear> those are the BEST games
<medalgear> ya puss
<@Udderdude> elitist shmoops
<Kaisero> Bakraid is better
<Kaisero> dick
<medalgear> better for auto-fellatio
<@Udderdude> now play nice girls
<medalgear> yes ma'am
<Kaisero> who's a girl you slut?
<Kaisero> lol
<Kaisero> fine fine
<Kaisero> yes ma'bitch
<medalgear> whoa
<medalgear> that was actually sorta clever
<medalgear> holy shit, kaiser actually burned you :X
<Aquas> LOL @ "ma'bitch"
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irc wrote:<Megalixir> Justin Bieber has embarrassed himself by walking into a revolving glass door.
<Megalixir> Bieber later told US Magazine: "Yo, what up, I just walked into that door. My forehead hurts. What happened was, I thought it opened, but obviously it didn't and I walked right into the window."
<Megalixir> yo, what up, i'm like 12 and i talk like a retard
<bloodf_> i had no idea who that was until last night
<bloodf_> and now i dont care
<Megalixir> oh he was born in '94. wtf, people born in 94 being celebrities?
<Megalixir> that's insane
<Megalixir> he's 16
<bloodf_> your mom is 16
<Megalixir> i wish
<GhegsWork> ...
<Megalixir> no, not like that
<GhegsWork> I don't think you can save this
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<Megalixir> BLOODFLOWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
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When discussing Bodycount (I think):
[19:01] <bVork> I like the pathetic attempt at excusing what amounts to powerups as "intel"
[19:01] <Deca> what makes it stand out? does it have some weird mechanic or just solid level design or what
[19:01] <bVork> Deca: there's a combo system, you can shoot through a lot of the environment, enemies drop "intel" when they die which you can use to activate powerups or upgrade your weapons
[19:02] <bVork> and when I say "intel" I mean "bright blue orbs that fly out of enemies"
[19:02] <@nimitz> haha
[19:02] <Deca> i find it amusing that i made the connection without having any idea about the game at all
[19:02] <@nimitz> Bees in ddp are really "intel"
[19:02] <Deca> amber in mushi
[19:02] <KennyMan> Intel on bees
[19:03] <@nimitz> if you collect enough intel you can go to loop 2
[19:03] <BDA> beetel inside
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[02:46 PM] <Udderdude> so should i bother trying this bastion demo
[02:46 PM] <Megalixir> yeah bastion is good
[02:47 PM] <Megalixir> seems better suited for mouse though
[02:47 PM] <Megalixir> mouse keyboard
[02:47 PM] <Udderdude> can you turn off the guy who narrates everything you do
[02:47 PM] <Megalixir> no
[02:47 PM] <Udderdude> ...
[02:47 PM] * Udderdude deletes demo
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< blackoak> yeah, that is disturbing
< bVork> I somehow suspect that you're unlikely to be in any danger
<@trap15> rancor: O_o
< bVork> but it would probably be worthwhile to get your package checked out
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For all concerned, my dong is fine thankyouverymuch. :wink:
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<Megalixir> grazing > point blanking
<victolap> blowing stuff up for points and collecting shiny things
<Snafute> nah, grazing is for people who like underage girls
<Megalixir> that'd be me, t hen
<Snafute> point blanking is for people who appreciate princesses who ride giant insects with no pantsu

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Is it the insects that don't wear panties? That could be embarrassing, given how big they are, flapping in the breeze for all to see.
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<victolap> eliminate downs
<victolap> abort chromosomally abnormal fetuses
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<Elixir> i've always liked milfs
<Suzaku> me too, but fapping to your own mother?
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I'm gonna assume this is a chat room that is still active. Can someone point the way? I'm interested in joining.
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Maybe this topic should be stickied (if not at least add info about the irc in a currently stickied topic) so that more people know that this is indeed a thing.
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I wish less people did know that it was a thing.
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trap15 wrote:I wish less people did know that it was a thing.
Ouch. I'll take my lurking elsewhere then... ;)
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I'm fine with lurkers. The recent influx of complete retards that won't shut up has me seething though.
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[09:10] <Kaiseroo> geez this discussion is only getting better
[09:10] <Kaiseroo> soon we will make a full circle and start blaming each other for ruining the genre
[09:10] <chempop> oh yeah, i like this story :P
[09:10] <Nanavania> Kaiseroo: Says the guy who singlehandedly killed shmups
[09:10] <Softdrink> lol
[09:11] <Kaiseroo> Oh no you just didn't
[09:11] <Nanavania> hold up, how do I do an angry face in text
[09:11] <Nanavania> D:<
[09:11] <Kaiseroo> Yo mama so fat she hibachi
[09:11] <Kaiseroo> And on this note
[09:11] * jhericurl (jhericurl@71-83-219-245.dhcp.lnbh.ca.charter.com) Quit ( Quit: BeaST-XDCC Script - http://tinyurl.com/BXScript - Insert your AD here. )
[09:11] <Kaiseroo> back to finding random shit in the genre.
[09:11] <Nanavania> lol
[09:12] <chempop> Gandhi and Mother Theresa killed shmups!!!!
[09:12] <chempop> i say we kill em both
[09:12] <Kaiseroo> The Bible killed space invaders
[09:13] <Kaiseroo> using the power
[09:13] <Kaiseroo> of
[09:13] <Kaiseroo> WERDS
[09:13] <BNM> wasnt mother teresa the final boss of ibara
[09:13] <Nanavania> hahaha
[09:13] <Softdrink> hahahaha
[09:13] <Kaiseroo> holy shit
[09:13] <Softdrink> shooting game never die
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