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Post here if your drunk (like me atm) and want to share something!

Like; I think Dondonpachi's overrated like shit and Hobo with a shotgun should be a real movie!

Also, I need to get laid!

Find some $$$ and get yourself some action...it does need to get "serviced" every once in a great while, right? ^_~

Nah, Dodonpachi is Donpachi done right the second time around...now Dodonpachi-DOJ is brutally fucking hard as nails -- sure, some practice makes perfect. The DDP-DOJ PCB still hands me my ass every time I play it..... ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

DoDonpachi is like Batman on thees boards.
It doesn't matter what shit is thrown at it, it always comes out on top, and this is coming from a batman fan!
I mean, I love the game, but it's been nr one on the voting thread for how many years now?

For Nuke,

Ever try the cool combo drink of Red Bull + vodka? By being "buzzed up" and wired up at the same time = some crazy shit can happen...some people like that odd mixed concoction in their system..... ^_~

As for me, Mountain Dew straight up and fast -- hits the spot without fail... ^_~

For some odd reason, during my two week stay in Japan over seven years ago, it was very difficult to find such Japanese produced Mountain Dew soda and only either in the small or medium sized cans but never the biggest 500ml sized cans, why is that? I had no trouble finding Japanese Pepsi or Coke but to find such Japanese Mountain Dew is like finding the holy grail of caffienated of the soda world. I guess the Japanese public aren't really into Mountain Dew soda, hmmm? Sure, there's always Jolt cola and others besides Mountain Dew..... ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

SDo whoo haerre can baeat t aht d iodo npachi game maaaan nnn taht shit is sooooooooooooooo ahrd

P.S, if you're drunk, you would've typed like this.

I thought this was a Bad Idea. Stimulant + depressant =

You'll implode.

How cool would that be?

I remember when i used to get drunk and start posting on shmups without telling people and then wake up the next morning laughing at all the people i offended.

I decided today that i'd quit drinking though as alcohol is a depressant and i really don't need that since my chick left me and i'm tapering off the anxiolytic i was taking.

Look on the bright side of being a 22 year old virgin. When you get it regularly for 5 years and then suddenly you don't anymore it's sort of a difficult adjustment. ^__^

You don't have chlamydia!

Seriously! I actually got tested when i moved home because you never know, my girl may have cheated on me. Luckily i'm clean and std free. Sure was a harrowing 2 week wait though.

Sounds like something you would see on the side of a can of insecticide.

"Now, with even less HIV! Safe for the kids!"

I'm just getting off of being drunk. My brother and I just stole a fuckin street sign, but its cool, because we've lived on the same street our entire lives, so we're entitled to that sign.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THREAD OF YEAR!!!!!!!!!

Quote of the fucking year that is.


Being a 22 year old virgin is actually an accomplishment. Women are just there to bring you down most of the time. If you were not born with reproductive organs I guarantee alot of us wouldn't even know women.

What is this phenomenon you're talking about? Women?

Btw being a 22 year old virgin isn't that bad so far, one of my friends is getting 33 soon...

HAY GUYZ WAZZZZUP WANNA LEIK GO KILL SUM NOOBS

I'm a bit anti-women as a general rule. I don't dislike them, its just they don't have anything to offer me. Most of them do what they want to do and I do what I want to do. Which is great

If I found a woman that even liked 2 or 3 things I liked, well that would be a different story. Besides, out of my friends who have girlfriends and wives, all of them see them as a pain in their arse. For what? To get laid on a regular basis! It might be worth it to some.

I've just returned from being drunk and noticed that I forgot my backpack for the third time now. In one of 5 bars I've been yesterday. And the shit starts again. I've got a headache and I'll now have to ask in any of the bars if they found the shitty thing I left my friggin iPod and some other important stuff in... But the evening was worth it, I guess.

Me in a nutshell, in both a romantic sense and a platonic one.

...Why is it that I have the most posts in this thread yet I'm not even legal drinking age yet?

Maybe your growing up too fast.. sounds like it

I was born 40. It sucks.

Wow... what a coincidence... was contemplating making this thread. Just got back from a poker game, where I downed a bottle of wine on my own. Amazingly enough, I made the cycle home in some pretty sticky weather. Had to shower... sweat my ass off, despite the fact the sun has been down for 6 hours. Damn humidity.

QFT man. I am single and live in a little house with my dogs. I am 34 years old and smoke weed all day long.

All of my 30something married guy friends treat me like a bona fide hero for my efforts. If they show up without their wife/gf I can hardly get them to leave. And I receive the fine pleasure of getting to hear all of their whining about what their wives/gfs (who are usually nice enough women to me) put them through. While they smoke as much of my dank as they can before they go back home to The Queen.

Although I have to put in the usual effort to get a little play, I'm more and more glad to be single all the time. If had a steady long-term gf I probably would have had a hard time visiting Japan, going to the Pan Ams, taking road trips, having three dogs, smoking grass all day, playing videogames when I want, training jiu jitsu twice a day and being sexually satisfied. I say that because I have had several steady girlfriends and they all held me back from all of that good stuff.

Just to clarify, I really enjoy and appreciate women. The nice ones anyway, some are mean. I just can't handle the constantness (if that's a word) of the typical LTR.

On topic: I just quit drinking. I was never so big on it but I used to be able to really knock 'em down. Recently I separated my collar bone off my sternum and tore my pec. In researching rehabilitation stuff I found that dehydration is the worst enemy of joint health and repair. I'd rather train like a maniac than drink. I have no real inhibitions anyways.

Pa

You're my hero too. My girlfriend keeps on asking me if I want to be single when I'm 30 or 40, like if I am I'm going to be some complete failure in life.

I have had no shortage of nice women in my life (and a couple of psychos) but I'm usually happiest when between steadies. I think I might settle down when I'm old. Like 60 or something. My grandparents set an awesome example and I wouldn't mind ending up like them.

If her asking you if you want to be single when you're older is meant as some kind of a threat so that you'll "shape up" or some such possessive notion like that, I'd suggest running far and fast. See how she feels about being single at whatever age she is now.

Pa

I laughed.

My girlfriend isn't trying to threaten me or anything (that was my last girlfriend who pulled that shit), she just cannot understand why I'm not planning on being married 10 or 15 years from now. Whenever we talk about marriage (not about us getting married, but in a very casual generic way) I say I'm not planning on getting married, but if it happens it happens. I just want to live my life the way I want to live it, and if getting married and devoting the rest of my life to someone else looks like a good option, I guess I'll end up getting married. If I can't find the right girl, I guess I won't get married for a while (if at all), which is fine by me.

IMO Being Single >>> Being in a bad relationship

That should be obvious to everybody on planet earth except high school kids.

Not much of a thread on being drunk anymore is it? What happened to all of the self proclaimed boozehounds on this board?

Gone drinkin'?

I agree with all of the above. It would seem that it's obvious to far too few though.

Pa