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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:53 am 


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power-lifting him overhead and behind me and using him like a dildo to fuck my own massive chiselled ass cheeks,


actually dead. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I love how as you scroll down the page the bewbs get progressively bigger too like cmon ahaha.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:32 pm 


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I've been meaning to start a collection of "R2RKMF At The Movies" GIFs (that's "run to the right killing motherfuckers"). Like Sam Jackson frog-marching the general's son to his doom in The Hateful Eight, and of course, the hallway battle from Oldboy. So, having recently rewatched TFM86, I felt a spark (BWAAA) of inspiration. :cool:

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God that movie still looks good. Rovely character designs, juuust boxy enough with super-cool accoutrements.


I like that he shoots Ravage in the face and it's like a shock collar at best.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 2:10 pm 


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Yeah, and Ramjet, Thundercracker and Soundwave take blasts square to the chest from Prime's gigantic fuckoff rifle, to zero lasting effect, while a random Constructicon's sidearm blows Prowl's guts out his mouth. :lol: (said rifle making Megatron shit his pants when it was pointed at him)

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Actually wait, Thundercracker got shitcanned out of Astrotrain with the other casualties, didn't he. Score one for consistency! Image Still got nothing on Brawl and Prowl eating shit with 1HKO apiece!

The usual fanon is "Decepticons are tuff war machines, Autobots are shitty civilian gear" but we all know it's just kids arguing in a sandbox. ;3 Blur always won in my backyard!
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 2:20 pm 


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I'm not sure how into hip hop/rap you are, if at all, but I think you would appreciate this:

https://propsdept.bandcamp.com/track/cy ... s-by-bnutz

Song about Transformers from a guy who knows his stuff. And as it turns out can rap really well.

Speaking of - have you watched any of the GI JOE that has been streaming on Youtube? That show is hilariously awesome/bad.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 2:27 pm 


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I can only watch G1 Joe and TF in small bursts - I love them dearly, but yeah... :lol: I love blasting the movies every five years or so, though. Some real quality and passion went into 'em, as did the toys they were made to sell. I've never been a collector but I definitely see the appeal. Larry Hama always seemed like a cool cat. Fond memories of reading the dossiers with my uncle, a mild military buff who'd explain "small arms" "NATO" "Willy Pete," etc. Jeeze that last one sounds wrong, but not as wrong as what ol' Willy does to human flesh!

Vince DiCola's TF movie OST genuinely rocks, that shit is shmuppin as fuck. By happy accident the copy I downloaded for my MP3 player has the tracknames off by one, so the first battle theme is now GONE FISHIN' and makes me think of Thunder Force/Raiden even more than it already did. Image

"How does Alpha Trion grow a beard" :mrgreen:

I was thinking of this old favourite the other day.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:58 pm 


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Ohshi, I hear MovieBob and MundaneMatt endorse those! :O

DIABEETUS = REACTION SPEED x1.5 (`ω´メ)
vision x 0.5 >_>
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Mahfuckas need to fry some eggs, eat a bowl of PORAGE OATS and drink a black coffee, you will GAYME HARD with a STRONGER ERECTION too! Image
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Is Matt Jarbo feverishly devouring these WHILE hearing his wife getting railed by a gentleman of darker complexion in the adjacent room?
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:33 pm 


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What the fuck?

Next people will try and tell you that playing an e sport makes you an athlete.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:00 am 


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Is Matt Jarbo feverishly devouring these WHILE hearing his wife getting railed by a gentleman of darker complexion in the adjacent room?


Cleanup crew is taxing work! :oops: Image

(I hope I've not dragged you into a terrible world of schadenfreude :lol: )
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:16 am 


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one could say : kinda... :lol:

didn't dig deep, but just enough to see that this man(blob) who profusely uses the N-word with rage, has been in fact cucked by a black man :lol:

I listened to a MC Jarbo track or two
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:19 am 


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Ahh, MC Jarbo, the man who can spin human garbage into gold. :mrgreen: I'll Be Honest and Go With Jesus are stone cold jams.

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:00 am 


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I wanna say thanks to Birru for spoiling my day and it's not even 7am yet. It's almost as bad as when he used my wife to bang his own ass

Haha the thing that really gets me about that gamer fuel is the Cape Town Swiss Roll flavour! Am i missing something here?? What's the connection :mrgreen:

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POST...MELON? just.. what
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:02 pm 


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It's a play on Post Malone right? EZ money.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:08 pm 


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Cape Town Swiss Roll flavour! Am i missing something here?? What's the connection :mrgreen:


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Feets x 0.5 Image Uh... (THE RATS ATE 'EM)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:17 pm 


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Well... I didn't need dem feet to play vidja gaymes anyway, so...

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:25 pm 


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POST...MELON? just.. what

An attempt to become viral, I suppose. You are posting it away on a videogames forum, aren't you? So that's how things work these days.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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viral my dong m8.

I would be surprised if this clunky ole place could make anything viral but eh who knows.

post melon. life after melon.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Progress Burger. You read it here first.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Carmen M. Cusack, JD, PhD wrote:
Many song lyrics and music videos are metaphors (Heine, 2009). They hint at, and sometimes seem explicitly to refer to, bestiality. Well-known examples include "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot... and "What's New Pussy Cat" performed by Tom Jones

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The lyrics express deep affection for a cat. Jones admires the cat's beauty; and he is excited to make sexual contact with the cat.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Vixynyan is streaming on Twitch right now y'all.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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is her voice in like, any video?
soz in advance for being creepy.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Don't have anywhere else to post this, but I just finished researching every PS2 game. I used this video as a guide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixeRUJQ5yPc

The PS2 is the biggest game library for any console, so this was quite an effort that took several months. I also finished researching the PSX library which is second place on the list of biggest game libraries, although that was awhile ago (Last March).

I'm planning on doing this for every major game console and handheld, although I might not finish any year soon .. if ever. :lol:


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuchgwWOZL0&t=1411s

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After having ignored people telling him to do so for the better part of a decade, the CRPG Addict finally plays a JRPG he likes:

http://crpgaddict.blogspot.com/2020/06/ ... -1987.html

He notes the game's polish compared to other console offerings of the era and even praises its combat system, remarking that it had an "intriguing complexity". Granted, he still shoots himself in the foot by taking a thief and forgoing black magic, but progress is progress. It's just nice to see someone in 2020 appreciating the original Final Fantasy for what it is instead of making the usual "didn't age well" and "nobody knew how to make games back then" comments (not that most of the titles he's played from this time period wouldn't receive that criticism from the average Super Mario Emblem Automata player anyway). I like that he's able to see the thought that went into its borrowing of mechanics while also recognizing that it is indeed grindy as heck.

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The Ancient Land of Ys, Sorcerian, and now Final Fantasy feel like whole products in the way that their predecessors do not. That doesn't mean that they're original; Final Fantasy, as we'll see, is mostly a composite of several American RPGs, particularly Wizardry, Ultima, and Phantasie. But when borrowing elements from a previous title, there's a difference between doing it blindly and doing it craftily. In playing most clones, you get the sense that the developer of the clone didn't know any better; that he included an element because he couldn't think of an alternative; that he didn't have enough experience with the scope of previous RPGs to truly understand when something works and why. Final Fantasy is something of the opposite. It strikes me as a product of someone who has really analyzed the best American RPGs and has deliberately created a composite of their strongest characteristics.
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the average Super Mario Emblem Automata player anyway).


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If only that were a Rover, it'd be a perfect Alan Partridge reference! :O

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