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 Post subject: HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S DEFORMED GENITALS REVEALED
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 6:17 am 


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His pen0r, it is tiny, and ravaged by disease!
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As if Jeffrey Epstein killing himself with a triple reverse ninja backflip off his bunk wasn't tragic enough... GET IN SHAPE YOU FAT FUCKS :o

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Oh wow, thanks DAIRY MAIRU! Harvey Weinstein's grotesque pen0r revealed :shock:

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I really hope SUPER-TALENTED JLAW didn't have to gag on that necrotic micropeen! (Just imagine TEH FOLDS Image)

Oh, man. Thrown to the wolves while god knows how many others like him get away scot-free. Still, this is some ok schadenfreude.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:23 pm 


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Finally, the laughing duck/platypus emote. been trying to hunt it down in your posts for the last 2 weeks but couldn't find the ellusive beast.

I will prepare a post for you in the politikilljoy thread now
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:36 pm 


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Lol, nice job BIL.

So in addition to the EPIC PERIKLES thread I have found the vixynyan thread (thanks kitten). This shit is better than entire seasons of Maury or Days of Our Lives. Those script writers wish they were this good.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:51 pm 


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Mind to share a link, M8?
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:54 pm 


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Mind to share a link, M8?


BEHOLD.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:04 pm 


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Aw, I wish all the time code links in that thread still worked.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:12 pm 


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Aw, I wish all the time code links in that thread still worked.


Yeah I wish I could have seen the video in question, it sounds amazing in how blatant it is.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:55 pm 


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The video is still around thanks to Elixir (or you can just watch the replay in the 360 port as it's still on the Xbox 360 leaderboard): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVb5uVDe1EQ

The single most egregious example of silliness is this nonsense during a completely memorizable attack on the Stage 3 boss but there's plenty other suspect moments in the run, which is to say nothing of their unusual responses and behaviour when the run was questioned, their known achievement hunting record (gotta do anything for them cheevos, right?), and so on.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:57 pm 


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BareKnuckleRoo wrote:
The video is still around thanks to Elixir (or you can just watch the replay in the 360 port as it's still on the Xbox 360 leaderboard): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVb5uVDe1EQ

The single most egregious example of silliness is this nonsense during a completely memorizable attack on the Stage 3 boss but there's plenty other suspect moments in the run, which is to say nothing of their unusual responses and behaviour when the run was questioned, their known achievement hunting record (gotta do anything for them cheevos, right?), and so on.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:05 pm 


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Ahh, one of the forum's great treasures. Image A tactical nuke of GOTIS-powered falsificare, in which our young lads joust ardently for the favour of Lady Rebecca, seguing into full-throttle Naked Internet Twister re Best Scoring Practices. Image

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I think I'm in love.

she would probably cheat on you


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PCB owners have an unfair advantage because, unlike arcade goers in Japan, they can play all the credits they want, at any time and for no additional costs!

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SODAPOPINSKI with among the greatest bang/buck ratios of any shumps account. Hilarity, insight, AND rocket fuel for the towering falsificare inferno, in one post! Get an EMOTION so NERVOUS~

Amongst many other highlights, I think the funniest thing was third_strike's unveiling of his mischievous alter-ego MC Palhaço. :lol: SNEAKY AS FUCK WHEN IT COMES 2 CRIME

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Master Race anti-pause solution: pausing terminates the run. Image

ITS ABOUT THE REAL ARCADE FEEL, YO :o
Fond memories of going off for a piss while homie took the controls @ Pac-Man. Sometimes they'd die though, what the fuck. :shock: :evil:
Mark my words: the ultime ∞-loop AC WR is BAPTISED IN PISS & SHIT. Image Seeking to transcend mortality, U CANT BE AFRAID TO LET IT ALL GO Image

(the real solution is to design arcade games around finite loops with an absolute maximum runtime of ~60minutes Image ~30minutes is plenty at high intensity, tbh... lately, I've enjoyed ~15minute credits that ramp up fast and never come down, like Saigo no Nindou, Double Dragon II and Ikari)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:18 pm 


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i want snuggles with vixynyan

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:47 pm 


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That's BOOBS GODDESS VIXYNYAN to you, pleb! :evil:

i'll snuggle w/you burinju (`ω´メ) #nohomojustbromo #notgayiftheballsdonttouch #hardgaymingsnugglez4life
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:09 pm 


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I'll snuggle with both of you, but I am not riding bitch in a Bil/Blinge sammich.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:13 pm 


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You just know that person is not a swedish woman like proclaimed, but instead just some dude in Cleveland

Also : hasn't there been a BILxBLINGE fanfic tome making the rounds for a few years now?
(I swear it wasn't written by me! *blushes*)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:14 pm 


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TBH I was just kidding :oops: Only Edmans can be my shumps hard gayming lover, and he is STILL angry at me, because after dinner and a movie he thought I was going to hammer him - but INSTEAD I hit him with the POWER SHOVEL style, EG grabbed him from behind, pinioning his arms to his sides, before power-lifting him overhead and behind me and using him like a dildo to fuck my own massive chiselled ass cheeks, before suplexing him into a waiting taxi and disappearing from his life forever. Dr. Biruford is a cold SOB. Image

Edmans, if u make the NG1 staff roll, I will pound you 4 real (lmao not really Image) AND delete the NG thread (lmao not really Image) AND give you a spot on the task force (lmao not r - wait, no, this one's for real! Image)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:19 pm 


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Ahhhh. I knew the good doctor only had the hots for Edmans.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Yes. (■`ω´■) You could say it's a... STRANGE RELATIONSHIP

Edmans I just can't stand to see you happy
But more than that, I hate to see you sad
Honey if you MADE THE STAFF ROLL I just might do something rash (LIKE DELETE THE NG THREAD)
What's this strange relationship? ;3
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:24 pm 


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That's BOOBS GODDESS VIXYNYAN to you, pleb! :evil:

i'll snuggle w/you burinju (`ω´メ) #nohomojustbromo #notgayiftheballsdonttouch #hardgaymingsnugglez4life


I am deceased. BOOBS GODDESS.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I am deceased. BOOBS GODDESS.

Dem drawings. LMAO
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I am deceased. BOOBS GODDESS.

Dem drawings. LMAO


Tbf, that's standard Deviant Art stuff. Didn't even phase me. I was raised in the interwebs badlands.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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When I hear "DeviantArt," all I think is Ahuviya Harel, our generation's tortured genius. (`ω´メ)

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Tbf, that's standard Deviant Art stuff. Didn't even phase me. I was raised in the interwebs badlands.

I no.

I stilol remember vividly in college the day when a classmate made my buddies and I discover both furries and deviant art simultenaously... what a time...

oh and unicorn-cosplaying man too... RIP UNICORN-SAN (`ω´メ) YOU ARE PROBABLY DEAD OF FULL BLOWN AIDS BY NAO
YOU HAVE LIVED LIFE TO THE FULLEST (`ω´メ)
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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BIL, that is a real gem you just unhearted there. Lol. didn't know of this superb internet socio-animu warrior. mazin' !
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Ahuviya: like a Chris Chan with all pathos boiled away, leaving only human garbage you can smell through your speakers. Image

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RIP UNICORN-SAN (`ω´メ) YOU ARE PROBABLY DEAD OF FULL BLOWN AIDS BY NAO
YOU HAVE LIVED LIFE TO THE FULLEST (`ω´メ)


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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You can buy prints from Deviantart! I used to have this absolutely perfect image in my favourites of Optimus Prime fist-fighting Freddy Krueger while Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast watched, but the guy deleted it.

Must remember to order a nice framed Laserbeak joins Muslim Diaper Fluttershy's bird choir to go with the house I just bought.
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2. I made her muslim because the idea interest me. While I'm not muslim (I'm catholic Btw) I think it fits her perfectly because it breaks the stereotype of muslims being so violent and wanting to king all non-muslims


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EDIT: haha, speaking of hometown boys. Didn't notice who'd posted until hitting prntscrn.

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I've been meaning to start a collection of "R2RKMF At The Movies" GIFs (that's "run to the right killing motherfuckers"). Like Sam Jackson frog-marching the general's son to his doom in The Hateful Eight, and of course, the hallway battle from Oldboy. So, having recently rewatched TFM86, I felt a spark (BWAAA) of inspiration. :cool:

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God that movie still looks good. Rovely character designs, juuust boxy enough with super-cool accoutrements.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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