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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:36 pm 


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https://twitter.com/WomensHealthMag/status/928413078038962177
:lol: :lol:

huh, "Pussycake for My Sexist Uncle"... I may have read that hentai.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:47 pm 


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https://twitter.com/WomensHealthMag/status/928413078038962177
:lol: :lol:


Wtf, how does that make her a hero in any sort of capacity? lol


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 10:49 pm 


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lmao, he made a 13-minute followup.
Wow. The story is far from over.

I'm not sure about the wisdom of adding to the development of this line of humour but here is some bacon for soprano1's sourdough bread https://youtu.be/rZywfwdTA2U?t=350 NSFW
Just short some bio-lettuce and tomato now, for a "Shmups-Farm BLT Supreme".
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Is this the cure to gamergate? This could be the sammich that brings balance back to the force.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:43 pm 


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I'm surprised they didn't make this earlier.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:51 pm 


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I don't get it :/
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:43 pm 


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ryu wrote:
I don't get it :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4lbel9aIo
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:54 pm 


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https://vimeo.com/231344456
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:11 pm 


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Zen wrote:
https://vimeo.com/231344456

Wow, that was quite something.
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You're trapped in a haunted house. There's a ghost. It wants to eat your friends and have sex with your cat. When forced to decide between the lives of your friends and the chastity of your kitty, you choose the cat.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 3:28 pm 


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I agree, a bit trippy too.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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The US Navy is really sorry that their pilot drew a giant cock and balls in the sky.

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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the thing is that we actually go way back and have known each other on multiple websites, first clashing in a Naruto forum.

Liar. I've known you only from latexmachomen.com and pantysniffers.org forums.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 2:04 pm 


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Same old Percy :lol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGyeLApBguU
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Space Bomber makes me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Sorry. This will be the first and last time I have ever posted a stupid "meme" on shmupssystem11org.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I don't even know what half of those imply.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Apparently Markiplier loves shmups. I don't think I've ever seen a shmup on his channel aside from todays video, so that comes as a huge, yet pleasant, surprise!
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Holy fucking shit @ Al Franken's airplane photo. :lol: Pls re-enact it for the crowd, lads:

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Close! But the victim should be unconscious, Ronald! Wasn't expecting something quite so graphic from our heroic congressman. :shock: Also MORE OF THIS PLS :cool: The droning he said/she said of late is so tiresome! But brazen, knowingly photographed sexual assault? ala Harvey Weinstein begging for pussy on tape like a grotesquely bloated 13y/o (pls cmon, just a little pls!), it's precisely the shot in the arm my second-favourite soap "VIRTUE PANTO" needs! :o
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Classy. Image Forget multiple selectable regions like M2 was doing more than a decade ago - don't even bother getting the right one for the games' target market. Home market, even!
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Learning that the Yamaha YM3812 is still being manufactured(I had no idea some of these fm chips were still being made). Now that is awesome, and warms my heart

EDIT : I wonder if the YM2612 is also still being made. I seecompanies producing quotes for bulk purchases, in adition to the several tens of thousands they have lying around. Can that just be new old stock? Same for the YM2608. I see more demand for the YM3812 though, with arcade machines restorations and AdLib and Soundblaster cards replacements.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Won't give the link because I don't want you to give them hits, but reliable Kotaku scribe Jason Schreier

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Has written an article ranking the SNES Mini games from best to worst.

Must plays include Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario RPG. Games that "haven't aged well" and rank lowest on the list? Well, here's the direct copypasta. Enjoy!

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These are the games you don’t really need to play in 2017.

21. Super Ghouls Ghosts

Best known as one of the more difficult games in the Super Nintendo’s lineup, Super Ghouls’n Ghosts wasn’t even fun when it launched. Now it’s just awful. Combine an unforgiving damage system with clunky controls (that double jump—uch) and you’ve got the worst video game on the SNES Classic.

20. Star Fox

What was once a revolutionary space shooter is today a mess of polygons, with a brutally choppy framerate making Star Fox damn near unplayable.

19. Star Fox 2

As incredible as it is to play a brand new, unreleased Super Nintendo game in 2017, Star Fox 2 suffers from many of the same problems as its predecessor. I found it tough to play, unfortunately. At least the music is really good.

18. Contra III: The Alien Wars

While it still feels good to jump and roll around as a super-soldier in Contra III, this is a very short, insubstantial game that makes up for its length by being completely unforgiving. If you’re willing to stick with it and use the SNES Classic’s rewind feature, though, you’ll be rewarded with some spectacles (and wild perspective shifts) that still look pretty cool.



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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I use archive.is when I want to point and laugh at idiots without giving them clicks. :cool: It really gets their backs up too!

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"BUHHH, ITS TOO SHORT"

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"BUHHH, ITS TOO HARD"

Beautiful example of the classic scrub journo Catch-22. It's too short - if I credit feed like a bumbling ape! It's too hard - if I don't! Whatever could the solution to this patently insubstantial predicament be?! I know: give up and shill Depression Quest and Revolution 60. S-ranks all around, cheers!

Isn't this the cretin that got told to eat shit by Hideki Kamiya himself? EDIT: no, I'm wrong - that was a different mong, who was shilling an article by yet another. It's hard to keep track, many such cases. Image

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(I'd forgotten the bitch-slap from Kamiya actually caused them to change the article title :lol: )
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I had no idea Kamiya was this well versed in English. Seems to be a rarity for high profile Japanese developers

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Whatever could the solution to this patently insubstantial predicament be?!

Using the rewind feature, and be rewarded with spectacles!


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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"Yo dawg, we heard you like to credit feed, so we put a credit feed inside your credit feed, so you can credit feed while you credit feed"

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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Man pleaser? I'm sorry they changed it:(

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Damn! So that's how I can please my men! :o edit: https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Men-pleaser :shock:
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