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BIL · Post by **BIL** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:17 am

Just got my first ever "Indian (?) Windows Scam" phone call. I let the guy warble on a bit.

BPzeBanshee · Post by **BPzeBanshee** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:32 am

BIL wrote:Just got my first ever "Indian (?) Windows Scam" phone call. I let the guy warble on a bit.

We got something like that, they did something along the lines of hanging-up-but-not when my mother answered and told them we were using a Mac.

ChainsawGuitarSP · Post by **ChainsawGuitarSP** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:16 am

Catching wind of this new fighting game called Aquapazza. You actually fight on the ground this time. Oh god it looks so wonderful.

xris · Post by **xris** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:54 pm

And, it's real! How adorably horrifying! Some fishermen caught a shark, when they gutted it, this fetus was found inside! So, it had never been born, and probably wouldn't have survived in the wild. But, it seems well formed, and has been confirmed as real. There is some shark expert that is studying it now for a paper to be released soon. Still, really cute!

psy · Post by **psy** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:58 pm

That looks like something out of a cartoon...

I got my 360 to stop overheating finally...

By removing the case, removing the disk drive, unclipping the fans, repositioning them to point directly at the CPU chip and putting it on a window ledge next to a constantly wide-open window.

I can only play it at night time without it overheating, but hey, it works with no money spent toward repairing it!

Good job I don't really play any disc games...

ST Dragon · Post by **ST Dragon** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:16 pm

xris wrote:
And, it's real! How adorably horrifying! Some fishermen caught a shark, when they gutted it, this fetus was found inside! So, it had never been born, and probably wouldn't have survived in the wild. But, it seems well formed, and has been confirmed as real. There is some shark expert that is studying it now for a paper to be released soon. Still, really cute!

Wasn't there a Boss like this one?...

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:42 pm

^The Fleepa from The Guardian Legend, maybe?

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 11:51 am

xris wrote:
And, it's real! How adorably horrifying! Some fishermen caught a shark, when they gutted it, this fetus was found inside! So, it had never been born, and probably wouldn't have survived in the wild. But, it seems well formed, and has been confirmed as real. There is some shark expert that is studying it now for a paper to be released soon. Still, really cute!

WARNING!
A HUGE BATTLESHIP
"BEHOLDER LOLSHARK"
IS APPROACHING FAST

RNGmaster · Post by **RNGmaster** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:21 pm

Specineff wrote:
xris wrote:
And, it's real! How adorably horrifying! Some fishermen caught a shark, when they gutted it, this fetus was found inside! So, it had never been born, and probably wouldn't have survived in the wild. But, it seems well formed, and has been confirmed as real. There is some shark expert that is studying it now for a paper to be released soon. Still, really cute!

WARNING!
A HUGE BATTLESHIP
"BEHOLDER LOLSHARK"
IS APPROACHING FAST

Antimagic cone, then? Don't see the other eyes though.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:08 pm

Well, it's just a designation. Odious Trident didn't have a nasty attitude and Curious Chandelier didn't seem too interested in checking things out, right?

ST Dragon · Post by **ST Dragon** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:34 pm

BIL wrote:^The Fleepa from The Guardian Legend, maybe?

Wow! It sure does! And that wallpaper in the link is awesome!
Thanks for the memories!

ST Dragon · Post by **ST Dragon** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:35 pm

Specineff wrote:
xris wrote:
And, it's real! How adorably horrifying! Some fishermen caught a shark, when they gutted it, this fetus was found inside! So, it had never been born, and probably wouldn't have survived in the wild. But, it seems well formed, and has been confirmed as real. There is some shark expert that is studying it now for a paper to be released soon. Still, really cute!

WARNING!
A HUGE BATTLESHIP
"BEHOLDER LOLSHARK"
IS APPROACHING FAST

Which Darius game was that?

xris · Post by **xris** » Mon Jul 04, 2011 5:41 pm

ParoDarius?

Siren2011 · Post by **Siren2011** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:10 am

I guess this is one of those "at the right time, right place" sort of things. I was at Barnes and Noble today (you guys are gonna love this one), and I was walking towards a chair to sit down look at pornography on my phone. Suddenly, a cute Asian chick plops down on the chair opposite myself and her skirt flies up...I saw her bald, Asian vagina. That's right, she went commando. (But this is nothing new. I've gone commando innumerable times, because I find underwear to be an overrated article of clothing, much like athletic arm bands.) She blushed in embarrassment. A longtime female friend jokingly asked me if my nose started bleeding like in anime. But yeah, that totally made my day.

ST Dragon · Post by **ST Dragon** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:56 am

Siren2011 wrote:I guess this is one of those "at the right time, right place" sort of things. I was at Barnes and Noble today (you guys are gonna love this one), and I was walking towards a chair to sit down look at pornography on my phone. Suddenly, a cute Asian chick plops down on the chair opposite myself and her skirt flies up...I saw her bald, Asian vagina. That's right, she went commando. (But this is nothing new. I've gone commando innumerable times, because I find underwear to be an overrated article of clothing, much like athletic arm bands.) She blushed in embarrassment. A longtime female friend jokingly asked me if my nose started bleeding like in anime. But yeah, that totally made my day.

she went commando. (But this is nothing new. I've gone commando innumerable times

I don't understand this expression. Please define.

incognoscente · Post by **incognoscente** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:45 pm

going commando ('go.ēŋ kə'man.do)
idiom: not wearing underpants. "She was ~: that much was made clear to us all as the wind consented to lift her skirts to expose the profound beauty of her womanness made flesh and instill in me, finally and utterly, a fixity of purpose." -Maugham

duckman · Post by **duckman** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:01 pm

On Friday I had to work at my part-time job (Bagging groceries. shitsux.) until 10PM. To make it even worse, I had to go back at 8AM the next morning, and I am NOT a morning person (my usual wake-up time in the summer is usual noon or later).

Originally I had planned to try and go to sleep as soon as I got home, but after laying awake in bed for 4 hours, I decided to embrace my insomnia and pull an all-nighter instead of sleeping for only three hours and waking up feeling like shit - the last time that happened, I almost feel asleep standing up and my manager had to sent me home.

Not only did it work (I didn't feel tired at all and even felt more alert than usual), I was able to make myself some eggs and toast - the first hot breakfast I've had in months. To top it off, I even got to see the sun rise. :D

xris wrote:
And, it's real! How adorably horrifying! Some fishermen caught a shark, when they gutted it, this fetus was found inside! So, it had never been born, and probably wouldn't have survived in the wild. But, it seems well formed, and has been confirmed as real. There is some shark expert that is studying it now for a paper to be released soon. Still, really cute!

Why do I imagine that thing talking in the voice of Billy Crystal?

Klatrymadon · Post by **Klatrymadon** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 11:19 pm

Or the voice of Eddie Murphy, cracking wise and giving people sass-mouth.

neorichieb1971 · Post by **neorichieb1971** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:44 am

I forgot my phone on a bridge wall. 15 hours later it was still there

Aliquantic · Post by **Aliquantic** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 12:07 pm

Siren2011 wrote:Suddenly, a cute Asian chick plops down on the chair opposite myself and her skirt flies up...I saw her bald, Asian vagina.

That makes for an... interesting mental image but I'm going to assume you meant "vulva", unless you also had a speculum at hand!

Siren2011 · Post by **Siren2011** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:55 pm

That makes for an... interesting mental image but I'm going to assume you meant "vulva", unless you also had a speculum at hand!

That is precisely what I meant.

ChainsawGuitarSP · Post by **ChainsawGuitarSP** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:37 pm

Hearing about Legends 3's cancellation made me smile since now I won't be hearing any more from that shitty 3rd person shooter with the Mega Man name gratuitously slapped on it. BTW, the fanboy tears are delicious.

Zeron · Post by **Zeron** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:25 pm

ChainsawGuitarSP wrote:Hearing about Legends 3's cancellation made me smile since now I won't be hearing any more from that shitty 3rd person shooter with the Mega Man name gratuitously slapped on it. BTW, the fanboy tears are delicious.

I never really cared a single bit about Megaman legends but really...?

ChainsawGuitarSP · Post by **ChainsawGuitarSP** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:03 am

... I sounded really spiteful there didn't I? eh, I couldn't help myself.

I mean, they already got 2 sequels... which is still pretty generous for a series that flopped to begin with, and the only reason they want another one is because of the supposed cliff hanger ending. Really now, they just need to learn to let go of the past.

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:04 pm

I can't play stage 5 of Mercs without getting the feeling I'm wiping out an army of Clark Steel cosplayers.

ratikal · Post by **ratikal** » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:36 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBlmAF-ziy4

Oh god Snake what did they do to you? And why is it so funny?

ShmupSamurai · Post by **ShmupSamurai** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:32 am

^The Fleepa from The Guardian Legend, maybe?

OH SWEET SAMURAI PIZZA CAT ON CRACK!!

The Fleepa is REAL, THE FLEEPA IS BLOODY REAL!!

Run, run, run the E.L. Fudge away!!!! I don't wanna die by parasitic homing squids, auuuugh!

shmuppyLove · Post by **shmuppyLove** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:44 am

ratikal wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBlmAF-ziy4

Oh god Snake what did they do to you? And why is it so funny?

I lasted exactly 0.03 seconds.

ShmupSamurai · Post by **ShmupSamurai** » Sun Aug 07, 2011 3:52 am

ratikal wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBlmAF-ziy4

Oh god Snake what did they do to you? And why is it so funny?

I lasted exactly 0.03 seconds.

....O_O'

_*jaw hits floor, again* .....I think my soul just curled up and died like a big hairy spider..

RNGmaster · Post by **RNGmaster** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:08 pm

I got a book from the library on writing systems (trying to learn Korean and look at the International Phonetic alphabet, since I'm a language fiend). I was flipping idly through, and on some page that discussed possible Near Eastern influences on Chinese characters or some shit, someone had written - in very nice cursive - "Baloney!" My guess is that this is the kind of thing college professors do when they're feeling passive-aggressive.

Made my day.

shmups.system11.org

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