BryanM wrote:
I really don't get along with the comfort blanket folks. The ones who don't think animals have mating instincts... I don't know how a person can talk to them without making nonstop farting noises. It's the only way you could keep your sanity.
I notice this wilful blindness across a comfortingly wide swathe of people. Anyone who thinks humans aren't hardwired to do the most repulsive shit imaginable in the name of short/long-term satisfaction is kidding themselves; dangerously so. This is rather the entire thesis of Christianity - fair enough I guess, sure Jerry, I'll buy you that fifth McMansion, if it saves me an eternity of torture so depraved my human mind can't begin to comprehend it* - and Islam, but they hardcoded the Calvin Daibouken expansion into that one, so there's literally no point trying not to get burninated. In fact, YHVH is such a dick in that one, he's said to deliberately "trick" the hellbound. Bit OTT imo**. Still, whatever brand your blanky, watch your back frens. 3;
**You get why Islam didn't hold back, though. There's a fine argument that Jebus's hippy persona was all he could work with, and perhaps his superfriends even cleverly worked the iron fist of Rome into his enduring legend; while Islam's main character, though similarly conciliatory in his early days, became an outright warlord with no reason to sugarcoat jack shit to anybody, even the Jewish widow who revenge-poisoned him and was forgiven by same, again, the sort of well-endured ignominy that only increases a chieftain's renown.
*The "Budurr, you'll just git used 2 hell!" sorts make me wince. You are entertaining the notion of a transcendental being with absolute control of time, space, and reality itself, one who created you from
fucking dust. Maybe he'll gift you with a nervous system that makes ours look like an amoeba's, then wipe your neurons every nanosecond. I'm dubious of the whole
Bwaaa! Eternal TORCHA MUHFUCKA thing (
*GORILLA BLUNT RIP* "YO, PETEY *coof* HIT THEM NUTS w/ THAT SPIKED BAT" "YOU GOT IT BIG J" *BLAAAOW* "DAYUUUUUM!") - there seems scant scriptural authority, and it's not something I'd associate with any sort of compassionate God, besides - but come on you fuckwits, use your loaves eh?
What am I saying. These are the same rabble who ask how #17 and #18 can have families and biological children and gains in Dragon Ball to this very week. You illiterate shitbirds heard of 1991? It wants its narrative back. We were never a very observant lot. 3;
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Our clothes are made by slaves. Eating pigs is about as ethical as eating dogs. Deal with it. >: (
I gotta say though, the instruction to the Israelites by YHVH "Yo, when you take a shit, dig a trench away from camp and bury it, I don't wanna see that nastiness" is some incredible knowledge. Yo that's germ theory

Similar for not eating shellfish, even today you can't trust that shit. I don't, anyway.
It's all so bleak Bryan. 3; I think I'm gonna go watch Golden Frieza and Gainfully Employed #17 fight that week's Big Bad and forget for now.
EDIT: Ahh yeaaa boyeee! Yooo, Frieza's seiyuu is like 200yrs old, listen to him belt out those war shrieks! Fuuuck me,
INSPIRIN 
What were we talking about again?

Oh yeah, pigs n' blankets, god damn son
