guigui wrote:What is that "chip" you are talking about ?
Phase 2.c Mark-IV enhancement / indoctrination chips that come free with every vaccine.
Got my second shot on Thursday. Body feels like I’ve been hit by a truck.
guigui wrote:What is that "chip" you are talking about ?
In America, there is a group of people (read: idiots) that say the government is tracking those that are vaccinated via a nano-chip. They generally post these claims on Facebook via their real tracking device that they paid for and upgrade every year or so.guigui wrote:What is that "chip" you are talking about ?
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
David Cross PFPGaijinPunch wrote:In America, there is a group of people (read: idiots) that say the government is tracking those that are vaccinated via a nano-chip. They generally post these claims on Facebook via their real tracking device that they paid for and upgrade every year or so.guigui wrote:What is that "chip" you are talking about ?
Pretty much how COVID itself feels then. I am over it, thankfully.rapoon wrote:guigui wrote:What is that "chip" you are talking about ?
Phase 2.c Mark-IV enhancement / indoctrination chips that come free with every vaccine.
Got my second shot on Thursday. Body feels like I’ve been hit by a truck.
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
Not since they let me pick the nurse out.EmperorIng wrote:Did anyone else think it was weird that they had to put the chip in your ballsack or was that just me?
RegalSin wrote:New PowerPuff Girls. They all have evil pornstart eyelashes.
I hope he warmed his hands first.GaijinPunch wrote: Not since they let me pick the nurse out.
I was wondering why I needed four enemas.EmperorIng wrote:Did anyone else think it was weird that they had to put the chip in your ballsack or was that just me? They told me they had to put it in the softest spot on your body and I didn't want to ask to many questions or risk losing my Biden-proof Free-to-Travel Pass, but now my libido has been really inert for the last few weeks. Has this happened to anyone else???
And, with that, I think we've stumbled onto why private messages were invented.SuperPang wrote:I hope he warmed his hands first.GaijinPunch wrote: Not since they let me pick the nurse out.
Reminds me of this famous twitter thread.Steamflogger Boss wrote:Really hating COVIDIOTS. Had one (that I blocked) tell me that I was "making up" having covid and that it was just "some flu/virus".
As I said, I'm back to the gym soon. I'm not dying early of a heart attack to save mostly older people that already lived a full life. I don't like mortality, but that's something people should take up with God.EmperorIng wrote:No moral quandary here. I can achieve super villain levels of mass chaos and destruction with minimal effort? I guess I'm now da jokah, baby. Damn, my future's looking bright.
In winter, we are more and more lazy and less mobile. This year I started a wonderful tradition of daily jogging, I have already dropped a couple of kilos, but before getting in good shape, I need to lose about 5-7 more.vol.2 wrote:I had to go into the doctor's office for some regular checkup nonsense a month ago and they weighed me. The winter has not been kind to my waistline.
I'm also pushing exercise starting from today.