A SCAM OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS
That can't be good.
'Cos we can't talk trash games without mentioning Breakthrough Gaming, here's Myron's latest (re)release: Nik & Kit Racing.
It's a crappy competition game.
Who's stupid enough to play it with you?
The name is deceiving. With the word "Racing" slapped on its name anyone might imply the protagonists of the game driving cars (Diddy Kong Racing for instance), but that's just a horrible lie. This is a two player game where if the objective is to reach the Bible fragment before your friend does. While there's no solo player mode against the CPU, the game forces you to a Player VS Player competition. However you can win without having a second player. Yeah, you can go all the way to the goal while the second character remains on stand by hopelessly, and that's all about the gameplay. While there's five stages, you have to play the game twice due to the "3 races to win" rule. Play the first three rounds, then at the title screen select level 4 to complete levels 4 and 5 and there you go, easy trophy hunt at the cost of a dollar. Games like these are a good reason to ask for refunds in the PlayStation store.
God loves His friends and His enemies.
With exceptions like Belsar and the Bydo Empire.
After clearing each level regardless of who reached the goal first, the game will throw you Biblical quotes. I feel sorry for the Christian community. They deserve much better games than this shit.
Audiovisually is the same as the original Nik & Kit: Kit's Adventure, so there's not too much to say about it, the same NES vomit from before, I guess.
Just destroy that thing, in the name of God!
Ah, damn it. Looks like Breakthrough Gaming will not stop until all its trash catalogue is released I guess. So the best thing we can do is the same as in WarGames, "The only winning move is not to play".
And the final score in the Lea Scale is: INSULT TO THE MIND.