TRASHFALL FINAL III: THE THIRD IDIOCY (PART XI)
ONBOARD THE TRASH TRUCK
The first of many "Journey" turds.
Looks like the contest of "Who makes the worst PlayStation 4|5 game" is still going. A developer called Klovako has released the first of "Who knows many" games to come.
This is Snow Journey. Like Webnetic's abominations like The Bat D and The Tennis T, Snow Journey is another "Press and Hold the R1 button" until you get 20,000 points and the Platinum is yours. What makes the game even sadder and pathetic than Webnetic's trash, is the action while pressing the button. Your truck will move from right to left and then reappear on the right, like a bad gif. Visually is like watching a kid playing with his toy car as he moves it back and forth doing motor sounds. While the truck and the background look quite well made even for the Adobe Flash-like standards, it doesn't help from preventing this game to be laughable and embarrassing at the same time, despite the decent music that borrows euro-style and salsa elements.
CURIOSITIES JOURNEY
- The truck resembles a Toyota Tundra.
Give us a few minutes so we can stop laughing, Nina.
Snow Journey is like many, many, many previous trash games reviewed here an example of how infantile and imbecile a videogame could be.
To make things worse, it is indeed the beginning of a reskin "series" like Monument Journey (car in the desert) and their subsequent "Turbo" versions.
Mental Sanity has been "Emilienated".
SP Review: Snow Journey (PS4|5)
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SP Review: Snow Journey (PS4|5)
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Re: SP Review: Snow Journey (PS4
To make matters worse, there's also a "Nitro" version.