TRASHFALL FINAL II (PART XIV)
¿WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
If this dog's goal is to eat all the cookies in the world, he'd be DEAD-betic before fulfilling his purpose.
Webnetic still doesn't get the point. After releasing The Spidy D, The Bat D and The Basketball B. Here we go again with The Dog K.
Like ALL their previous games, The Dog K's gameplay consists of pressing and holding the R1 button until you reach at least 9500 points, this time marked as cookies. Yeah, the "plot" is about being a dog that eats all the cookies in the world, which lacks of sense since your canine character doesn't move from the house he's confined, so the story in the store's description is nothing more than horrible, horrible lies. I mean, if they wanted to make a game about a dog eating all the cookies on Earth, they've could considering something like making a platforming game involving leaving the house and walk across cities, forests, mountains, swimming pools, deserted labs or something, but NO, just hold the god damned R1 button and that's all. Douchebags.
Graphically, the dog looks decently drawn unlike the spider in The Spidy D or the hen from The Chick C, but they still have a little more to go if they want to go somewhere with their games. The sound is your generic calmed silly tune that can be turned off.
JUST DIE ALREADY!!
Well, damn. Looks like Webnetic's might still be on the loose with their trash games.
Hope this review work as a line of defense against all their trash.
Your time, money and mentality are "Emilienated".
SP Review: The Dog K (PlayStation 4|5)
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SP Review: The Dog K (PlayStation 4|5)
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