Welcome to another of my reliable reviews.
TRASH GAME ALERT! TRASH GAME ALERT!
TRASHFALL II (PART II)
WE'RE DEALING WITH AN INCOHERENT VIDEOGAME.
Uh-oh. More Webnetic stuff to deal with.
Today's turd is The Ketchup Story.
They've gotta be kidding me...
The premise of The Ketchup Story is to grow tomatoes and process them as ketchup, each processed product means a few coins. Growing tomatoes is supposed to mean to water the plants and keep an eye on its growth, right? Not on this game. To make the tomatoes grow the only thing to do is to tap the X button until the bastards pop from the plants and you pick them, then repeat the process again and again until you decide to use the processing machine.
Once you're in the processing machine, it's time to produce the always profitable ketchup. ¿Are you gonna require to keep an eye on the machinery? No. It only requires to tap the X button like the "grow and pick" process. This time, it will take your tomatoes to process them as bottles of ketchup.
Little variety in a game that has nothing to offer.
As you use the processing machine, you'll process the tomatoes as bottled ketchup, granting you a few coins per bottle which you can spend them in the Shop to upgrade your factory and improve the tomato growth process.
*In Marcus Fenix voice*
$#@%! They're gonna mess up my @#$%! tomatoes!
Buying upgrades in the game will allow you obtain the "Autogrower" which makes the plants grow by themselves instead of tapping X, leaving the button pressing to pick the grown tomatoes, while the factory upgrade will replace the bottles with buckets of ketchup, allowing you to obtain even more coins after processing-selling them.
The goal in the game is to get 16,000 coins in order to obtain all the trophies. This is Trophy Milkers on its worst. Even the lamest PS4 shmups like Blastful and Space KaBAAM were better than this, and you know what's the most saddest, pathetic thing of this game?, They re-skinned it as Santa's Workshop. Replace the tomatoes and the factory with growing trees and make toys. ¿Want to ruin someone's Christmas this year?, Recommend them that game.
I'm not gonna bother talking about the audiovisuals of the game, since it's the same Flash-like trash like The Sheep P and The Chick C.
What a relief. Thanks for that, Nina.
The Ketchup Story is mediocrity and imbecility in videogame form. Unless your idea of fun is to crack some hard laughs with your friends, then this is the game for you. Even if the wisest thing to do is to ignore it despite being a trophy booster.
GET...THE...[EXPLETIVE]...OUT
LEA...HATES...YOU.