Rocketio 2 and 3 (PlayStation 4|5)

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Rocketio 2 and 3 (PlayStation 4|5)

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TRASHSTORM - EPISODE X
ZAKYM'S DISASTROUS RETURN



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TRASHSTORM IS NOT A REAL STORY.
IS NOT EVEN GOOD FICTION.
IS TRASH GAME REVIEWS.
ALL OF THE GAMES FEATURED WOULD CAUSE A PERSON DISAPPOINTMENT,
ANGER, FRUSTRATION, DEPRESSION, MONEY LOSS INCLUDED.
TO PUT IT ANOTHER WAY: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.


Sorry for the delays on trash game reviews, but it looks like there wasn't too much Breakthrough Gaming crap on the online stores, which is good since I (and all of you) can save money and time from playing that shit.
Unfortunately, there's other aberrations out there, and one of those are Zakym's sequels for Rocketio. Yeah, believe it or not, we're witnessing "The Sequels that No One Asked", just like Space KaBAAM's case.



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Twice the garbage gameplay!
Twice the visual vomit!
Twice the money loss!


If you've played Rocketio and decide to give any of these two a try, you'll notice that EVERYTHING I SAID before repeats throughout these two games, so don't expect too much words on this review. Starting off with the statement on the PlayStation Store which is a fucking lie, no power ups, no strategy, same boss with the same destructible parts: Wings, cannons and main body, and not to mention they're the same 1 level only game, making them feel like lame demos that doesn't deserve a place in the PS Store.
The only differences between these two and the first "Crapatio" are the graphics, where the ships change from being less mechanical to a more "organic", less technological looking. For instance, in Rocketio 2, your ship has insect-like feats while in the third game the enemies are the bug-like ones. Basically they're just reskins of the original Rocketio, making them an insult and mockery to overall gaming.



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The complete obliteration of Trash gaming is what this world needs.

I still can't believe that Zakym didn't learned the lesson about making shmups and repeat this mistake not once, but twice. The first Rocketio was bad and even a joke as you see how the trophies basically unlock themselves after defeating the final boss. But on the sequels, is just pathetic and makes you wonder who could be stupid enough to do the same mistake more than once. But what's worse, a mistake that comes with a price. The PlayStation Store should also bring these ones out along with all the "sequels" of Zakym's games since they're basically recolors and reskins of the same thing.


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Two "Crying Lea"s are enough to describe both Rocketio sequels.
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