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mamboFoxtrot wrote:Speaking of obscure freeware, I seem to remember seeing a shmup where you literally were a dick. I'll probably never remember where, though. :lol:
Answering this nearly two years later: I wouldn't even be surprised if there's more of them and don't ask me why I know or remember this, but:

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Gentlemen - I am tired of noobs characterising IREM as mere PERVING SEX BEASTS. (■｀ω´■) They are! But here is photographic evidence of X-002 being a preternaturally considerate partner! When your fighter is microscopic, it is time to bust out the trigonometry!

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Goompalo old buddy, don't say I never did anything for you. :cool:

WARNING: DICK causes SEIZURES :shock:
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Wear it with pride, and if anyone gives you shit about it, tell 'em I awarded it to you personally. (■｀ω´■)
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I am reminded of Image Fight 2: Operation Deepstriker's manual, which lists out the stages in a similarly provocative fashion...

MIGHTY WINGS OF-01
BEARKNUCKLE FIGHT (Penalty)
-on to the Real Fight!-
BOY MEETS GIRL
LUST CITY
IN TOO DEEP
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A HUMILIATING CLIMBDOWN for me, ING-san! (;｀ω´;) Yet another IREM boss caught THROTTLING THE COCKEREL (■｀W´■)

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He should've quit jerking off long enough to watch where he was shooting! From now on I'll call him BIRU KURINTON.

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Pretty sure I saw dick-shaped terrain in Cell stage of Gradius IV, it's after blood vessel part.
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copy-paster wrote:Pretty sure I saw dick
Watch out brother.
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Report all dicks to hangar with visual confirmation. Image It's the only way we'll eradicate this menace from the genre, so that Goompalo can post here again without being excommunicated.

Blimey! Now that's a hog (■｀W´■)

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Titanic Lance may have some competition, though his technique will always win out in the end! Or so I have read, in star agent Goompalo's quarterly Dick Reports Image
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copy-paster wrote:Pretty sure I saw dick-shaped terrain in Cell stage of Gradius IV, it's after blood vessel part.
He's right, you know.
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Thanks for the heads-up!

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Damn, nice :shock: Way more characterful than the fairly nondescript Gigeroids in the (nonetheless superb) SFC shield smasher.
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If memory serves me correctly in one of the Front Mission games the names of the weapons are all uh...dicks. Surprise!

Bushbeater comes to mind. Anyone confirm?
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A valuable lead! I will investigate personally. :cool:

In the meantime, I will exercise my executive privilege as commander of Dick Squad (■｀ω´■) to cite STG legends IREM once more - their love of monster cocks simply cannot be contained by a single genre!

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Now that is a hog (■｀ω´■)
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(■｀ω´■) ! That's a cute tiny prick!
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https://i.imgur.com/eVp3BQc.mp4
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This rocket isn't too phallic in its own right, but it certainly gets the treatment as if it were.
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The ever elusive reverse dick. A rare sight indeed.
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IREM: The best dicks AND dick treatment (■｀ω´■)
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You can see why TEARS BEGAN GUSHING ♫ (;｀ω´;)

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Honest to god very NSFW
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Hmm...

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Even worse, it's just one ball. Now that's true sadism!
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How can a game called Hotdog Storm be devoid of dicks?

Oh wait . . .

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:lol:
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It surprises me a bit that this thread is still alive after seven years and runs six pages.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOgFw0nN7o4 :wink:

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PerishedFraud ឵឵ wrote:Image
I keep coming back to this and can't stop laughing. Long live this thread.
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I would recommend getting that on ice as soon as possible. It could still be reattached.
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The second DICKMEMBERMENT in one page! Take care of your junk lads! (;｀ω´;) Image Image Image
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Anyone who has played GG Aleste 3 knows its a long way from the base to the top of that shaft. A well earned DICKAPITATION.
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