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Answering this nearly two years later: I wouldn't even be surprised if there's more of them and don't ask me why I know or remember this, but:

NSFW pictures behind the link X-10 Vatten NSFW pictures behind the link

Gentlemen - I am tired of noobs characterising IREM as mere PERVING SEX BEASTS. (■｀ω´■) They are! But here is photographic evidence of X-002 being a preternaturally considerate partner! When your fighter is microscopic, it is time to bust out the trigonometry!





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Goompalo old buddy, don't say I never did anything for you.

WARNING: DICK causes SEIZURES

Spoiler: show

Wear it with pride, and if anyone gives you shit about it, tell 'em I awarded it to you personally. (■｀ω´■)

I am reminded of Image Fight 2: Operation Deepstriker's manual, which lists out the stages in a similarly provocative fashion...

MIGHTY WINGS OF-01
BEARKNUCKLE FIGHT (Penalty)
-on to the Real Fight!-
BOY MEETS GIRL
LUST CITY
IN TOO DEEP

A HUMILIATING CLIMBDOWN for me, ING-san! (;｀ω´;) Yet another IREM boss caught THROTTLING THE COCKEREL (■｀W´■)



He should've quit jerking off long enough to watch where he was shooting! From now on I'll call him BIRU KURINTON.

The Theme Of BIRU KURINTON ♫ (PLS play while watching him JACK HIMSELF 2 DEATH)

Pretty sure I saw dick-shaped terrain in Cell stage of Gradius IV, it's after blood vessel part.

Watch out brother.

Report all dicks to hangar with visual confirmation. It's the only way we'll eradicate this menace from the genre, so that Goompalo can post here again without being excommunicated.

Blimey! Now that's a hog (■｀W´■)



Titanic Lance may have some competition, though his technique will always win out in the end! Or so I have read, in star agent Goompalo's quarterly Dick Reports

He's right, you know.


Was rezon posted? Here ya go. Wait for it. Might wanna cover your ears.

Thanks for the heads-up!