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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:18 pm 


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Speaking of obscure freeware, I seem to remember seeing a shmup where you literally were a dick. I'll probably never remember where, though. :lol:

Answering this nearly two years later: I wouldn't even be surprised if there's more of them and don't ask me why I know or remember this, but:

NSFW pictures behind the link X-10 Vatten NSFW pictures behind the link
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:03 pm 


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Gentlemen - I am tired of noobs characterising IREM as mere PERVING SEX BEASTS. (■`ω´■) They are! But here is photographic evidence of X-002 being a preternaturally considerate partner! When your fighter is microscopic, it is time to bust out the trigonometry!

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Not funny, guys. Let's lock this thread.


Goompalo old buddy, don't say I never did anything for you. :cool:

WARNING: DICK causes SEIZURES :shock:
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Wear it with pride, and if anyone gives you shit about it, tell 'em I awarded it to you personally. (■`ω´■)
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:29 pm 


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I am reminded of Image Fight 2: Operation Deepstriker's manual, which lists out the stages in a similarly provocative fashion...

MIGHTY WINGS OF-01
BEARKNUCKLE FIGHT (Penalty)

-on to the Real Fight!-
BOY MEETS GIRL
LUST CITY
IN TOO DEEP
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 7:32 am 


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A HUMILIATING CLIMBDOWN for me, ING-san! (;`ω´;) Yet another IREM boss caught THROTTLING THE COCKEREL (■`W´■)

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He should've quit jerking off long enough to watch where he was shooting! From now on I'll call him BIRU KURINTON.

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:00 pm 


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Pretty sure I saw dick-shaped terrain in Cell stage of Gradius IV, it's after blood vessel part.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:10 pm 


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Pretty sure I saw dick


Watch out brother.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 9:11 pm 


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Report all dicks to hangar with visual confirmation. Image It's the only way we'll eradicate this menace from the genre, so that Goompalo can post here again without being excommunicated.

Blimey! Now that's a hog (■`W´■)

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 9:48 pm 


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Pretty sure I saw dick-shaped terrain in Cell stage of Gradius IV, it's after blood vessel part.


He's right, you know.
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Was rezon posted? Here ya go. Wait for it. Might wanna cover your ears.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 6:11 am 


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Thanks for the heads-up!

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