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2600 Tempest

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You can try hiding it by wearing panties, but when a sack hangs out it's a dead giveaway.
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A new contender joins the ranks of Amazo and Titanic Lance. Seems like the head was carrying a deadly load too.
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Though that's not the real TLB, for anyone curious about the game.
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The rarely seen Neo Geo CD exclusive Ironclad / Dikin'her.

That is actually some very cool use of prerendered 3D to get that pseudo 3D effect on the rotating shaft. Devs at this time were doing some nice experimentation with depth and 3D movement while still working on 2D hardware. ​Reminds of other top notch uses from the era like Blazing Star stage 2 and Darius Gaiden first boss "Golden Ogre."

Titanic Lance still has top super shaft status IMO since when you blow off the mushroom at the top of his dome, he actually reveals a brain that consists only of large pulsating balls. Some guys only ever have one thing on their mind.
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drauch wrote:I can't tell, but I think that third picture might be Dick Stock.
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Fiery burning sensation! Get that motherfucker some penicillin, stat! (■`w´■)
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Speculative depiction of Meatspin circa 1991. Times were so optimistic...
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Dick Stock Jan 2022: Unshaved Edition.
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Lethe wrote:Speculative depiction of Meatspin circa 1991. Times were so optimistic...
(■`w´■) ! ACA XEXEX's Cero rating was clearly not just for show!
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BIL wrote:viewtopic.php?p=1474622#p1474622
drauch wrote:I can't tell, but I think that third picture might be Dick Stock.
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Fiery burning sensation! Get that motherfucker some penicillin, stat! (■`w´■)
Inferno sauce flavor.
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I call this one - "Head on Easter Island"

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Edit: Fool that I am, didn't check to see that this same boss has been captured long ago on this thread. Alas, hope it was still good for the pun.
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All this time I have been hoping to come across something that I could use to contribute to this timeless thread, and I might have found it:

Probably too "on-the-nose" as they aren't exactly being subtle about it :mrgreen:

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^ Speak of the devil! Newest ACA Namco addition Pistol Daimyou no Bouken also off to a juicy, vitamin-rich, naturally-laxative start! (`w´メ)

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Did we miss this bad boy? If not, free bump.
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Sorry if repost, just wanna make this thread alive again.

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DICK will never die (■`w´■) Now, pls enjoy this short educational video:

CRUSHED BETWEEN 2 DICKS: THE SIZE vs TECHNIQUE
starring Giant Flying Cock par excellence AMAZO vs cute tiny pick TEH BLACK FLY

(notice the unfortunate on-set fatality, at the climax - RIP Drio-kun! don't get between two DICKs, unless you're looking to be spit-roasted! Image)
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when he peel the foreskin back and it look like that :shock:
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BIL wrote:vs cute tiny pick TEH BLACK FLY
Excuse me BIL. I'd like to point out that the black fly might be tiny, but it has a UNIVERSE-SHATTERING LOAD.

Furthermore, if you glare at the screen really hard, you might notice that none of the baddies ever use anything higher than a level 5 shot or load, yet the humble fly has access to the max power one - an ejaculation so strong that it can spawn a fucking black hole.

There's probably something symbolic about humanity being able to engineer even more dickstruction than their invaders too.
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PerishedFraud ឵឵ wrote:Furthermore, if you glare at the screen really hard, you might notice that none of the baddies ever use anything higher than a level 5 shot, yet the humble fly has access to the max power one - an ejaculation so strong that it can spawn a fucking black hole.
Oh shi :o

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Good catch!
There's probably something symbolic about humanity being able to engineer even more dickstruction than their invaders too.
"Small sack, LOTS OF CUM" - Nikola Tesla (`w´メ)

Speaking of small chaps with big loads! Gentlemen, recently declassified information on Darius III's most controversial boss "IRON CHUB" aka "TITANIUM CHODE" are ready for addition to the Dick Squad Files. Image

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Please update your records accordingly. (■`w´■)
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Surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet.
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What do you mean? It HAS
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Last Resort is all about rollin' those balls around.
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Yes - and also, practicing good DICK hygiene Image

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This is one thread where all reposts are welcome!
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You wouldn't repost a cock
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Jeneki wrote:Image
When even your logo goes in the Dick Stock topic.
TEN-HUT! 12 O'CLOCK STRAIGHT-UP, MEN (■`w´■)
jehu wrote:I call this one - "Head on Easter Island"

Edit: Fool that I am, didn't check to see that this same boss has been captured long ago on this thread. Alas, hope it was still good for the pun.
No apologies needed, agent! Live footage of the Dick is always preferable, good blowjob. I mean job. Ahem. (■`w´■)

Speaking of head - ALART (■`w´■)

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ENHANCEMENT oops I mean ENHANCE (■`w´■)

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Possible 2x DOUBLE DICK situation, dispatching recon unit. (■`w´■)
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That's clearly his jaw, so he can Suck It Down(tm).
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Well-spotted! I thought he was sucking down the blue needledick up top :shock: This is why we remain funded by the top brass (■`w´■)
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Jesus Christ, this is full of dicks.
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