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Look how the pilot blasts off in hot pursuit of the fleeing dick - that's our star agent GOOMPAOLO in the cockpit! (■`W´■)

Also holy fuck the BGM PWNs, but NMK STGs do that! Where HIDE-KAZ appears, brooding fire follows!
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BIL wrote:Where HIDE-KAZ's name appears, brooding fire follows!
I'm more interested in the guy who credited himself as...MUSTARD PAPA.

Wonder what was going through his mind when he decided on that one.

(There's also BIG ROBO on the design, how fitting)
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Undoubtedly good friends of NAKED TRUMP (■`ω´■)
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BIL wrote:Image

Look how the pilot blasts off in hot pursuit of the fleeing dick - that's our star agent GOOMPAOLO in the cockpit! (■`W´■)

Also holy fuck the BGM PWNs, but NMK STGs do that! Where HIDE-KAZ appears, brooding fire follows!
Fast background scrolling and/or accelerating background speed is totally my jam. Love it when games do that.
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WARNING!!
A huge purple dick is approaching fast.

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Rastan78 wrote:Image
"CODE:NAME -> COW MEAT E6"
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You can have a delicious Kaomit dinner in just 30 minutes or less.

https://youtu.be/tviyAIS9c_U
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Oh hey, this thread!

I do remember noticing this the other day:
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There's also my avatar, obviously
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Perhaps it's also worth noting the central turret of the final battleship in S4, in which you pierce it a bunch of times, and then it starts spurting out gold cubes :oops:
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The original image is long gone, and over time I've forgotten where the "dick stock" option was from.
Someone remind me.
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Paradream for MSX - the same STG that brought the shooting world WOOD LAKE Image (and, uh, WIND CAVE :shock: :oops:)
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The biggest unanswered question is where is the money? [1CCS]
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SO AMAZIN (;`w´;)

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Omg. The zoom-in of it as it goes flaccid, then the circle. This is already my favorite game.
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https://youtu.be/N8OWMrhUFTc

I think this is the beat to go with that gif. When this robot shows up it's oh shit. This is gonna be that kind of party!?

I can see these devs truly understand the essence of old school Irem. All doubts have been put to rest.
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MRW new ShotTriggers (■`w´■)

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They must have seen this thread and said "if that's what they want..."
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Holy fucking shit. Granzella just took this thread to a whole new level
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Is robivy64 still here? He should update the first post with these gifs.

I questioned this thread's validity half a year ago. I admit, I did not see this coming.
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DMC wrote:I admit, I did not see this coming.
If there's one thread you should absolutely have seen coming... :P
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Fair point. :)
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We're riding this dick all the way to the top, agents (■`w´■)

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Irem does not fuck around...then again after their long :lol: legacy of dongs, can they afford to do anything less? :lol:
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The greatest thread has gotten greaterer. Re-reading this thread is such a joy.

My contribution is Raiga's S3 boss.

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After jamming his shaft into a tight corridor to make it explode, he just wants to get his legs on you while spurting frothy bubbles from his pulsating tip.
Rastan78 wrote:A huge purple dick is approaching fast.
But does it vibrate?
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BIL wrote:SO AMAZIN (;`w´;)

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And so are these! :shock: THEY'RE CUMMING OUTTA THE GOD DAMN WALLS (■`w´■)

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(the roof being literally held up by cocks is a metaphor for Konami and IREM building whole empires on Giger xeno-phalli :cool:)
BareKnuckleRoo wrote:After jamming his shaft into a tight corridor to make it explode
:lol: :lol: :lol: literary :mrgreen:
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^looks like a reference to this image:

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Excellent snatch! :o I mean, catch! Image I feel a bit less dubious about Super Contra just copy/pasting in the Xenomorph now. Then again, they did have the Aliens license at the time. :cool:
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Support big cock. Buy Japanese. (■`w´■)

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