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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 7:04 am 


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It's also coming to Steam, no pun intended. It's an H-shmup so take it for what you will.
The counter mechanic is also really fun, it reminds me a little of Samidare.


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:50 pm 


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Who needs NSFW when you can MAW (make at work).

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Really wanted that S at the end, but you get the idea.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:01 pm 


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Giant ships aiming to blast off..

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into space!

And I feel 40 of the 45 megs are shaft.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:36 pm 


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Only one ball though. Poor last resorters.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:48 pm 


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Sometimes my nuts pretty much just look like one ball, so I think it gets a pass.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:03 pm 


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drauch wrote:
Really wanted that S at the end, but you get the idea.


I'd leave it imo - PHALLUX is genuinely one of the cooler things to emerge from this thread. :lol: Don't know how I never saw it over the years! Ah, that SFC box is a prize.

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youthful space adventures in the HMS Dildo Verde.


My own humble contribution to the Irem-style "round type" aka flying cyber-dildo coverart. THREE balls! Dude in back is all hooked up for maximum VR action! Image

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:20 pm 


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Dear god. The way it kinda sags down... DEEPSTRIKER, indeed!
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:34 pm 


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Speaking of IREM - excuse me you two, WTF r u doin? :shock:

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also 1) "LITHAL THUNDER" bahaha 2) "THE ENEMY IS FUTURE MANKIND OF ANOTHER PLANET!" rad tagline! Lacks the timeless menace of "It begins in deep space warped by evil power," but it's succinct!
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:44 am 


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Okay you lost me there. I really don't see it. What am I looking for here?


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:26 am 


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Hot ship-on-ship action.

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:19 am 


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Sumez wrote:
Okay you lost me there. I really don't see it. What am I looking for here?


GET WOKE SHITLORD (・`W´・)

What you're seeing is the BLATANT NORMALISATION of OPPRESSIVE HETEROPATRIARCHICAL SOCIAL STRUCTURES via the medium of JAPANESE STG

THE PINK GIRLY ONE'S ON BOTTOM GETTIN THE D (^ω´ )

PROBABLY ENJOYING IT TOO, THE LITTLE HUSSY (O`W´O)
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:28 am 


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It took me a while to realise that was even two different ships. Damn airbrush artwork with no indication of depth.


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:42 am 


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Sadly you have both been fooled by the masterful dickery that is IREM.

You should've diverted your attention towards the upper right!
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Behold this cryptic yet magnificent statement of the phallus
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 2:34 pm 


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JOY DICK TUTORIAL: http://sfmedialabs.com/the-joydick/

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:48 pm 


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No posts in 12 days? The shit?!

Known dicks are funny, discovered dicks are even better:

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Pick is stock, but I never played Alpha Mission II before 15 minutes ago.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:56 pm 


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Reminds me of this ol' GameST classic!

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(that's Goompalo's spirit animal on the left, truly appalled at what he's seeing :wink: )
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:01 pm 


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When these games were being programmed I imagine the creative conversations going something like this:

Picture them speaking Japanese:

Check this out!
Is that a dick?
YEAH!
HAHAHAHAHA. Leave it in! The Americans will never know!
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:40 am 


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That's signature worthy.

Now, back to the subject at hand.
Giga Wing Stage 6.
Here's a detailed decription:
It's a central heart-core thing with a dick on its front, a dick on its left and right, and also it has dicks stored inside that ejaculate giant flames and there's little sub sections with eyes that shoot out dick bullets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJmoEfrLS4&t=0m50s
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:47 pm 


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At first I was not convinced. (・`ω´・) Seemed like a very nice guy, very sincere, in real good shape and has no fear.

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BUT THEN (・`W´・)!

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Indeed, Goomp! I like how he pops an awkward boner in the middle of the scrap, but keeps on fighting! That's professionalism! Or maybe he just gets off to the carnage? You meet all sorts in this line of work. :o

Oh shi - victim of anti-dick bigotry detected!

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Goomp, this is a case for you! :o Being a nun, she's been taught to hate the dick - just like you used to! But you know what they say about repression! ;3 After dinner and a movie with an expert Dick Squad agent like yourself, she'll soon be "crushing it" in an entirely different and much healthier manner! Image

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At this stage of the investigation, with the continued approval of high command never to be taken for granted, I think it's time for a quick audit.

Needless to say... ( ・`ω`・)>⌐■-■

Back up your work, folks. (■`ω´■)

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ASSAULT SUITS VALKEN / Field Report "RAMROD RAID"
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Chairman's note: Don't attempt this without adequate foreplay. Dick Squad agents are expected to be considerate at all times. (■`ω´■)

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R-TYPE FINAL / Boss "GOMANDER & RICHARD"
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Chairman's note: That's some serious flex - not to be attempted by amateurs. (■`ω´■)

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RAZION/ Midboss codename "WHACKER W/O SHAME"
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Chairman's note: Disgraceful. I like him. (■`ω´■)

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BROKEN THUNDER / Boss codename "BRAZILIAN WANDERING SPIDER"
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Chairman's note: Total body paralysis and debilitating priapism? See a doctor, you god damn fool. (■`ω´■)

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THUNDER FORCE IV / Midboss "GOOD SHIP HMS RICHARD"
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Chairman's note: Much better technique, BUT: burning sensation and fiery discharge? Another in need of medical attention. (■`ω´■)

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LAST RESORT / Midboss codename "BELLS A' PEALING"
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Chairman's note: Uncut salami represent. (■`ω´■)

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CONTRA SPIRITS / Midboss "PUNISHED RICHARD"
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Chairman's note: See what I meant? Maintain your equipment, fools. (■`ω´■)

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DARIUS GAIDEN / Boss "TITANIC LANCE"
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Chairman's note: Still the reference standard for combined technical prowess and monster bulk. (■`ω´■)

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R-TYPE DELTA / Midboss codename "MIRACLE MEAT BLIMP"
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Chairman's note: Horrific. I'm sick of telling you young people... STGS ARE OUT THERE, WRAP IT UP FFS. (■`ω´■)

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ELIMINATE DOWN / Field report "ASSAULT ON DICK MOUNTAIN" (special credit to Agent DEADLIAR)
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Chairman's note: A mountain of unrepentant dickery. Suspected involvement of infamous "CHO ANIKI" sex/death cult. (■`ω´■)

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CRYING: ASEIMI SENSOU / Boss codename "GIRTHWORM SLIM"
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Chairman's note: What he lacks in bulk he makes up for with formidable performance! Take heart, chaps. (■`ω´■)

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SPACE PHALLUS / Field report "HIGHLY CLASSIFIED"
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Chairman's note: I'm getting too old for this shit. (■`ω´■)
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 1:01 pm 


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I would like to personally thank BIL for conveniently indexing this thread.

RE: Assault Suits Valken - The outer shell or hymen in this case just wasn't prepared. Superior engineered chastity belt may be required, or a shield. I can call it a shield still?
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:36 pm 


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Finally! All my favorite dicks in one place 8)
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:05 pm 


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Man, Bil, lol. But yeah, kinda funny to see this thread revived, and with good intentions, lol.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:46 pm 


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Bit on the nose maybe

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:12 pm 


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:20 am 



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Just curious what game "Dick Stock" picture is from. It looks like a SNES game.


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:52 am 


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If I recall correctly, it's a PC Engine one?


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:23 am 


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It's from Paradream, for MSX.

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2018 9:03 pm 


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Almost a fucking year?!?!\

Not on my watch -

http://retrovania-vgjunk.blogspot.com/2 ... r-gen.html

Granted there are no new dicks per se - but it is a comical write up of the game that has given us more fodder for this thread than any other.
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