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 Post subject: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:36 am 


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Probably the weirdest option i've ever seen in a shmup

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I know it's number of lives but I chuckled when I saw it (I will never grow up)


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:07 am 


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Yep, that's an unusual way of calling lives, ships, and whodunnits like that, lol.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:11 am 


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:38 pm 


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No dicks, no lives...
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:48 pm 


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How many points for the dick extends?
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Amazing that the game was made before Cheney's tenure at Halliburton.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:31 pm 


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How did I respond to a phallus-related shmup thread before Gaijin Punch had contributed?

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No dicks, no lives...


I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune Life Without Dick.

"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:39 pm 


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Needs a ship docking system ala Galaga to use that dick stock correctly.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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Maybe it's a stock option for a dodonpachi style laser bomb: the more stock you have the more times you can fire off your mega laser before going into a refractory period?
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 3:53 am 


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I love setting my dick stock in the setup room.


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:32 pm 


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<donpachi voice> Keep it UP!
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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These might be some of the most niche interest innuendos on the planet.

Keep 'em coming!
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 12:54 am 


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No muchi muchi pork references?

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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:21 am 



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s uck my c ock dude


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 6:27 am 


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s uck my c ock dude


You used to be such a good troll. I was expecting much better when you posted in this thread.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune Life Without Dick.

"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.


spadgy you informative squirrel! All these years I'd thought Backshot was her shmupping tune.
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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I did try to make something very similar to that on Shoot 'Em Up Construction Kit on the Amiga in about 1994!

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spadgy wrote:
I'm reminded of dancehall queen Lady Saw's seminal (pun retroactively intended) tune

Life Without Dick.

"If I can't have dick then I will never survive," she sings, wistfully. I never knew she was talking about throwing a credit through ParaDream.


spadgy you informative squirrel! All these years I'd thought Backshot was her shmupping tune.


Ha! Don't get me looking though my record collection for ragga tunes with innuendos that also allude to shmups; so many tunes about bullets and shots, and so much crudity. Ragga's about my favourite genre - I have heaps of ragga 7"s that will take too long to go through.

And Lady Saw is a legend. Her new LP last month was hit and miss, but I adore most of her pure ragga tunes (Life Without Dick not being one, really).
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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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robivy64 wrote:
Probably the weirdest option i've ever seen in a shmup

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Heh, there's also 'Butt on mode'.


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I can only see a black screen at the video while the music is still playing.


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:57 am 


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 Post subject: Re: Dick Stock
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:17 am 


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Masaya COMBO BREAKER from the masters:

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