The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic

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Nintendo Saturn wrote: Entirely agree.
Mars Matrix is one of the (if not THE) most replayable games I have ever played (I'm 37 and have been enjoying games since my father got us an NES in 1988). I don't know why it eluded me all those years but I'm never letting it go now, lol.
I think it's probably that there's a little bit of a steep difficulty curve on the shielding mechanic, which means that you need to play it for a certain length of time before you really get into it, because it mostly becomes awesome after you've gotten the hang of how the gauge works and how to aim bullets and such
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LordHypnos : I indeed noticed that I could stop shielding early to make it recover faster. In that sense, it is not as in Milestone games where activating the shield depletes its entire jauge and you have to refill it from scratch. But it refills faster in Milestone games.
Therefore, I also noticed that you can pick gold cubes from defeated ennemies thanks to the shield but I haven't really mastered in what direction deflected bullets go so it still seems a bit random to me. By experimenting and playing the game more, it should become more understable, I guess.

Thanks for the tip for the trigger but I play on a keyboard, so I'll try to find another comfortable set-up. Playing with three buttons on a keyboard can be cumbersome, but I manged to do rather fine with ESP Ra.De and Touhou games, so it should be alright.

EDIT : Oh, just a little something I have forgotten to say : the Game Over sound is one of the cheesiest I ever heard in a shmup. :lol:
well, you'd probably be best off opting for a two button setup with just the auto piercing cannon and multieffect button. The rate of fire is fast enough that auto on the normal shot isn't terribly useful, and IMHO makes the game way harder (because it's hard to get to the shield when you need it. I'm not too big of a fan of keyboards as input device for shooters generally, so take this with a grain of salt, but I think it'd be really hard to play with a keyboard. there's a lot of moving around the screen once you familiarize yourself with the level layouts. I find keyboards are best for games where you're mostly just microtapping around a relatively restricted area. This might not be an issue for people more used to keyboards though. I hope it isn't.

Yes, the gameover sound effect is cheesy :lol:
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This thread is now actually about Mars Matrix 8)
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FUCK TOUHOU
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I've no shame in reposting
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Van_Artic wrote:FUCK TOUHOU
You're going to have to do better than that.
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Lord Satori wrote:
Van_Artic wrote:FUCK TOUHOU
You're going to have to do better than that.
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Never 1CCd a touhou, but I've read 10000 doujinshis. Does that count?
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Trying to troll by posting fake Touhou hate is not the way to go. It might fly at MoTK, though.
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KAI wrote:Never 1CCd a touhou, but I've read 10000 doujinshis. Does that count?
The real question is: Who is your waifu?
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Squire Grooktook wrote:The real question is: Who is your waifu?
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> I was only nine years old

>I loved Yagawa so much, I owned all the PCB boards and ports

>I pray to Yagawa every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Yagawa is love", I say, "Yagawa is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Yagawa

>I called him a cunt

> He slaps me and sends me to my room

> I am crying now, because my face hurts

> I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

> I feel something touch me

> It's Yagawa

> I am so happy

> he whispers into my ear, "Extend at 1,000,000 points each"

> He grabs me with his powerful Japanese hands and puts me on my hands and knees

> I'm ready

> I spread my ass cheeks for Yagawa

> He penetrates my butthole

> It hurts so much, but I do it for Yagawa

> I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

> I push against his force

> I want to please Yagawa

> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

> My dad walks in

> Yagawa looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Nippon version use in Nippon only"

> Yagawa leaves through my window

Yagawa is love, Yagawa is life
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cave hermit wrote:> he whispers into my ear, "Extend at 1,000,000 points each"
> Yagawa looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Nippon version use in Nippon only"
I'm fucking dying
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cave hermit wrote:...........
Yagawa is love, Yagawa is life
Fuck it. After that story, I am a believer.
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I'm sold.

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KAI wrote:Never 1CCd a touhou, but I've read 10000 doujinshis. Does that count?
>10000
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cave hermit wrote:> he whispers into my ear, "Extend at 1,000,000 points each"
LMFAO, wow yagawa is so romantic!
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You guys are wrong, Einhander>every other art form.
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trap15 wrote:
cave hermit wrote:> he whispers into my ear, "Extend at 1,000,000 points each"
> Yagawa looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Nippon version use in Nippon only"
I'm fucking dying
Same here. :lol:
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M.Knight wrote:
trap15 wrote:
cave hermit wrote:> he whispers into my ear, "Extend at 1,000,000 points each"
> Yagawa looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Nippon version use in Nippon only"
I'm fucking dying
Same here. :lol:
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Aren't we all here to collect sealed games?
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mirkvid wrote:Aren't we all here to collect sealed games?
No, then you can't look at the pretty graphics. That's the real purpose of this forum
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I was hoping Yagawa would say FULL SHMUP at the end

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Pink Sweets 2, make it happen YGW!

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We must pray for the third coming of Yagawa: we have all sinned, even I, the first herald of his divine love, have failed to 1CC Pink Sweets having foolishly abandoned it for the false prophet trap15 and his cult of TRP-STGT. But I was just a wayward sheep back then; I was not His herald yet. As I wallowed there in the sinful orgies of forum high score competitions, my soul nearly lost, a divine vision came to me: Yagawa spoketh unto me, "My son, you should totally 1CC Pink Sweets, cuz it's hard as balls, and if it ends up being your first 1CC everybody will be super impressed. Also tell everybody that rank is a legitimate game mechanic and not just a revenue enhancing feature for arcade owners." So now I prepare to throw myself once more as a sacrificial lamb to the divine trials of Pink Sweets to redeem myself, and humanity, in His eyes.
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Fuck it I'm just going to try and 1cc Futari black label original first.
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I hope you realize Futari BL:orig is about a 1/10 difficulty









...and Pink Sweets is roughly 5000/10 difficulty
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"Touhou sucks, it's just a rip off of Ikaruga"

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