The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic

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The official Yagawa worship thread and 10,000th topic

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Battle Garegga expands my dong.
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It must be that fast diagonal shiz
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I like Xenon II
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Go play Mars Matrix
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To be perfectly honest with you sir, I have no brother. It was me. I ate sheep shit!
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cave hermit wrote:Battle Garegga expands my dong.
Battle Garegga gives me AIDS
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Emo Fox Jet Pilot wrote:
cave hermit wrote:Battle Garegga expands my dong.
Battle Garegga gives me AIDS
That's because you weren't pure enough of heart to recieve Yagawa's love; those unworthy of lord Yagawa are left to wallow in ignorance and despair. Also Aids.

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2005 or bust!
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Garegga
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Emo Fox Jet Pilot wrote:
cave hermit wrote:Battle Garegga expands my dong.
Battle Garegga gives me AIDS
Enjoy them.

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Then Yagawa spoke all these words:
I am Yagawa, your God, who brought you out of the land of Apple, out of the house of casual mobile "gaming"; you shall have no other gods before me.
You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in the house of Cave Co. Ltd. above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I Yagawa, your God, am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of Yagawa, your God, for Yagawa will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.
Remember the sabbath day, and keep it holy. For six days you shall labour and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to YAGAWA your God; you shall not do any work—you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns. For in six days Yagawa made Battle Garegga, Ibara, Pink Sweets, and Muchi Muchi Pork, but rested the seventh day; therefore Yagawa blessed the sabbath day and consecrated it.
Honour your father and your mother, so that your days may be long in the land that Yagawa, your God, is giving you.
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You shall not hoard extra lives.
You shall not seal bullets.

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Shmups suck. RPGs ftw.
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go play outside
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Xyga wrote:Shmups suck. RPGs ftw.
video games suck. except Mars Matrix
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the lack of batrider and bakraid in this thread disturbs me
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LordHypnos wrote:
Xyga wrote:Shmups suck. RPGs ftw.
video games suck. except Hellsinker
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The lack of NMK disturbs me.

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I still refuse to play touhou and NMK games.
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Jesus fuck Hypnos, shut up about Mars Matrix already!

yep Garegga turns my dick to diamondzzzz
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After 10,000 topics, we're praising an 18 year old game.
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Blinge wrote:Jesus fuck Hypnos, shut up about Mars Matrix already!
NEVARRRR!!!!! :P
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jepjepjep wrote:After 10,000 topics, we're praising an 18 year old game.
Mars Matrix is only 14 years old
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Touhous suck and shmups too.
Fighting games it is (and Splatoon when it comes out)
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LordHypnos wrote: Mars Matrix is only 14 years old
Go play Battle Galegga!
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This thread is now about Dead Ops Arcade LOL
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