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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 12:42 pm 


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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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here comes the "if it's anime it's pedo shit" dad squad


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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:45 pm 


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Cave doesn't have a lot of money nowadays and they're just trying to stay relevant and/or not die, I get it.
But do they really want ro sell us a VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay?

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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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Maybe they're just trolling people with crap because they're desperate and bored to death ?
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I don't think it needs pointing out, but this looks like a demo anyone could have slapped together with 5 minutes in Unity. If only pedo tendenceies and canned urine still were their worst issues.


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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
PostPosted: Tue Dec 20, 2016 2:58 pm 


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Just see that video now..

Holy fuck, why they use mah waifu as the character!? :cry:
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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So does the premium collectors edition come with the schoolgirl uniform and wig or what? :lol:

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Maybe they're just trolling people with crap because they're desperate and bored to death ?
That would be the most positive interpretation of this scenario, I feel.

Unfortunately, CAVE have proven that they are more than willing to "turn out" their games to all and any degenerate subcultures for the filthy lucre.

On the bright side . . . . . . . . . WAGNER :mrgreen:
Perhaps CAVE are subconsciously asking for the Coup de grâce.
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I don't think it needs pointing out, but this looks like a demo anyone could have slapped together with 5 minutes in Unity.

Absolutely. Any self respecting dev would never show such a rough concept to the public. Cave is like that lunatic old relative whose glory days were great but now people would rather ignore.
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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they haven't been a self respecting dev since 2013 and their streak of garbage ports
local dad shits obviously only notice after they make a 5 minute vr demo in unity for fun and have a dude cosplay as an anime girl


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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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On the plus side it directly tickles Bananamatic's unspoken giantess fetish.
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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I doubt even giantess fetishists would like it since she's so obviously mechanical that you might as well rub one out to a gundam
there's probably nothing but several inches thick metal armor under that skirt
maybe if you're more of a dolljoint guy

I have no idea why people have such issues with DFK, as wanking material it would be as weird and niche as jet planes fucking each other
better complain about garegga as well at this rate


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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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as wanking material it would be as weird and niche as jet planes fucking each other

you know it exists
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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I doubt even giantess fetishists would like it since she's so obviously mechanical that you might as well rub one out to a gundam
there's probably nothing but several inches thick metal armor under that skirt
maybe if you're more of a dolljoint guy

If the VR game was based on Akai Katana with gigantic sexy samurai ghost then that crowd could've been more pleased than a doll.
Then again, they are like racoons with their predating even the least amount of size they can get.
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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I have no idea why people have such issues with DFK, as wanking material it would be as weird and niche as jet planes fucking each other


It doesn't bother me on the sexuality front, it's more of an artistic issue. The designs look-weak in game, look out of place (and not in an amusing sort of way), and generally hurt the aesthetic. DOJ already did the loli thing much better due to Joker Juns vastly superior artwork anyway.

As stated before, I actually prefer character shmups and I don't have an issue with cute girliies in my games. There's no issue with the better female designs in fighting games, and for a shmup example the final battle of Cotton 100% is legitimately cool (dat dash). So anime babe battles can work, it just doesn't here.

Also Cave is a professional developer. It might be okay for an amateur like me to throw up something I made in an afternoon whilst shitposting, but when you professionally employ people and work with publishers, I don't think you can still get away with "trolling" or posting crap "for fun". Cave's decline in quality may be a result of a decline in profits (rather than the other way around, as some people might suggest), but at this point it still seems like they're just further digging their own graves and making fools of themselves, even by otaku pandering standards.

Not sure why you're playing the "dad/normalfag" card here though. Like I said, I like cutesie anime shit as much as the next guy, and I currently have about 50 firefox tabs open in Exhentai, but I also like my games to have a nice sense of aesthetics. It's not a deal breaker, but I don't see an issue in calling a spade a spade or understanding why other people find it laughable.
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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I doubt even giantess fetishists would like it since she's so obviously mechanical that you might as well rub one out to a gundam


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Bananamatic wrote:
local dad shits


What's a local dad shit?


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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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Cave doesn't have a lot of money nowadays and they're just trying to stay relevant and/or not die, I get it.
But do they really want ro sell us a VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay?

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More like Model 2 graphics
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Post more hot robot ass. Just as a joke of course. Just ironically.


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Squire Grooktook wrote:
I currently have about 50 firefox tabs open in Exhentai


You probably shouldn't post things like this.


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You probably shouldn't post things like this without links and recommendations.
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More like Model 2 graphics


Don't disrespect the model 2 that way....
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VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay


You just described 90% of all current VR games.
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there's nothing wrong with anime but a lot of cave anime is boring and generic pandering type shit and it's usually there to bling out games that don't hold up to their older stuff, sorry if this is a dad opinion (i have never reproduced)


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You probably shouldn't post things like this.


Please, I was joking.

There's only about 30-40, max.
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 Post subject: Re: It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...
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People are posting female robots, but not Aigis.
That makes me sad.

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VR game with PS2-shovelware-tier graphics and awful framerate and mindless gameplay


You just described 90% of all current VR games.

Touché.


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