It's over, CAVE is dead... or maybe not...

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[NSFW]

Looks like Cave changed their marketing:

http://www.cave-shop.jp/
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Hey, that is not the pure and virtuous loli we shooting enthusiasts expect :shock: what is this strange new granny softcore direction KEIBUSAMA???
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Usually when someone on videogame-related forums post a link with NSFW marking, it usually ends up being something that i can't find nswf at all...


...not this time, LOL.
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I'm going to assume the name is a coincidence and that cave-shop has nothing to do with CAVE (or their site was hacked)...
but I can't say I'd really hold it above CAVE at this point to do this.
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gross
she's all 3D and shit
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matrigs wrote:[NSFW]

Looks like Cave changed their marketing:

http://www.cave-shop.jp/
It's not related with CAVE CO, Ltd. actually.


But hey what is that site? Loli Trafficking? :shock:
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Looks like CAVE is returning to their old ways (piss drinking and such) with a dirty pantie sniffing booth!


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I couldn't even begin to determine whether that was real or not. We've all seen such terrible things. :[
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What do you think they smell like? Which one would you sniff?
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This one imo:
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Whichever has the thickest snail-trail in the crotch.
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Chocolate soufflés would probably smell nice.

Cheese souffles might have a bit of an off putting smell, but YMMV.
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cave hermit wrote:Chocolate soufflés vs. Cheese souffles
Thats racist as hell...

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rancor wrote:Looks like CAVE is returning to their old ways (piss drinking and such)
Jesus christ.
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I don't know if this thread should remain the ichimenbanchou thread or if there should be a new one, but I wanted to ask, did anyone do the RANKERS tournament yesterday? I was in it for some 29th place prize money until the last hour or so and I eventually dropped to 37th. I wanted to see if they'd actually pay me ¥1,000, and how that would work. Next time I hope they choose a much harder stage.
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I don't understand what the hell happens in heads of CAVE workers.

- they hire cute pop idols for game advertisment but only show their freaking legs in teaser video
- they record a video of 3d ragdoll stupidness with a photo of employee placed on model to celebrate deathsmiles port https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVnuTBFHOiE
- they smash pie just in the face of guy as happy birthday or whatever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nseieBo ... be&t=4m55s
- plastic real size model of Ikeda? https://s31.postimg.org/m78f83ue3/f_Jkq6ov_Pj_L4.jpg say hi to our CEO
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qmish wrote:I don't understand what the hell happens in heads of CAVE workers.

- they hire cute pop idols for game advertisment but only show their freaking legs in teaser video
- they record a video of 3d ragdoll stupidness with a photo of employee placed on model to celebrate deathsmiles port https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVnuTBFHOiE
- they smash pie just in the face of guy as happy birthday or whatever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nseieBo ... be&t=4m55s
- plastic real size model of Ikeda? https://s31.postimg.org/m78f83ue3/f_Jkq6ov_Pj_L4.jpg say hi to our CEO
Seems like normal behavior for the guys that brought you this, and this, and this, and this.
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and awful ports

really, I'm starting to realize that cave already went to shit somewhere after ketsui, anything after that that didn't turn out to be a disaster is a miracle
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Resurrecting this thread to share the latest offering from CAVE's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8HB29R6RBc
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Shepardus wrote:Resurrecting this thread to share the latest offering from CAVE's YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8HB29R6RBc
Is that from cave themselves? If yes, that would mean that they can't really code in 3D/VR either... :shock:

What's next? A loli pillow humping vr simulator?

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Words cannot even express my sorrow.
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The new killer app for VR :o
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Mero wrote:The new killer app for VR :o
Yes, absolutely, you acompletely lose all will to live after playing this...
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Hm, I dont think I did need to see that...
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here comes the "if it's anime it's pedo shit" dad squad
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lol it's a dude playing
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They're begging for attention so much...
That video felt so long.
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VR first-person bullet hells
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