Shmupwear: Xevious Boxers

Melf · Post by **Melf** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:34 am

How about some shorts that say "YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!" on 'em?

greg · Post by **greg** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:35 am

Actually, the song "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors is said to be a song about masturbation.... Go do a search for the lyrics. It's a song about a guy beating off to his girlfriend's picture when she's not around.

Still, I like the line "Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger". That would make a good tagline for a sig, I think.

I'll take some pics of some of my neat-o boxers with my new diggycam and post them later. When talking about cool otaku stuff I have on this forum, this isn't something that's never really came up. I'll share later.

Balzac · Post by **Balzac** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:36 am

greg wrote: Still, I like the line "Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger". That would make a good tagline for a sig, I think.

Consider that sig stolen!

greg · Post by **greg** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:08 am

Okay folks, I feel like a deviant, but I have now posted pictures of my underwear on the INTERNET!

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-01.jpg
Sonic!

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-02.jpg
Street Fighter II! Ken and Ryu are in color, while Chun-Li, Zangeif, Sakura and Gouki are in the background.

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-03.jpg
Lupin the 3rd! Check out Fujiko. Seeeeeeeeexhay!

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-04.jpg
Gundam! And here's the back of the Gundam pair:

http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-05.jpg

I have another Gundam pair of boxers just like it with a Zak.

Pretty neat, huh? Just remember, all my boxers are belong to ME!

greg · Post by **greg** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 2:34 am

Nobody responded when I posted the links to the pics of my boxers. Rest assured, they aren't pics of me wearing the boxers, just the boxers themselves.

Anyhow, I had Undamned and Specineff over at my apartment last night, watching MST3K. I stood up and said, "Check this out! " and mooned them with my Gundam boxers (the Zak ones). UD said "nice" but Spec averted his eyes. Heh.

CMoon · Post by **CMoon** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:35 am

I was tempted to send a link of the Lupin boxers to a friend, but I think he'd have the same hesitancy to click on them as anyone else--namely, the fear that it is a picture of some dude in his boxers...

Minzoku · Post by **Minzoku** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 12:43 pm

Your boxers are so cute!

Damn, I know someone who would really like a pair... I'd feel weird buying underwear for him

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:27 pm

Maybe they could make Ikaruga boxers that say "Danger! Wind Laser!" on the back.

captain ahar · Post by **captain ahar** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:52 pm

greg wrote:http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~uw7g-bwr/misc/boxers-03.jpg
Lupin the 3rd! Check out Fujiko. Seeeeeeeeexhay!

i am officially jealous! those lupin boxers kick ass, i want em!

gs68 · Post by **gs68** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:24 am

Tar-Palantir wrote:
BulletMagnet wrote:Heh, this could lead to lots of interesting shmup-themed undergarments, with off-color slogans printed on them, of course:

In the Hunt: "Torpedo Armed and Ready!"
Shikigami no Shiro: "Get close enough and you get a multiplier"
R-Type Final: "That one boss was based on ME"
Radiant Silvergun: "They only say 'It's too long' because they're jealous"
Rayforce: "Seeking the 'Fissure of Consciousness'"
Parodius: "You know you want to ride the missile"
Don't forget:

Vasara 2: "If you persistently disobey me, you will feel the sharp point of my spear."
Rayforce: "Red power to pierce through" (I don't know...)
Darius Gaiden: "WARNING! A huge battleship Titanic Lance/Great Thing is approaching fast"

Parodius: SHAVING IS BORING!
Sonic Wings 2/Aero Fighters 2: I need a lube job.
Salamander 2: SPEAR LASER!

Stormowl · Post by **Stormowl** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:37 pm

DonPachi: Target the Weak points of F**kin' machine. do the best you have ever done.

fev · Post by **fev** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:41 am

NO REFUSE

aw dang theres my laugh for the day!
Thank you shmup collective!