I went through the entire goddamn tournament to look for questions for that thread. Here's a bunch of the funny shit I found along the way:
BulletMagnet wrote:*hugs Twiddle anyway*
Icarus wrote:You want me to head up what now? ^_-
Seriously, I'm not a team leader, I'd prefer just to play. I think you should head up the UK team. ^_-
_bnu wrote:Team Apes wishes the best of luck to Sexy Parodius, as Team Apes actually has that game in their possession!
APES! (You now prosess Dracula's rib.)
Twiddle wrote:Shatterhand wrote:Funny, I always thought about suicide to be "anti-naturall", but playing yesterday I thought about suiciding in a very natural way.. heh, I was close to get an extend, and needed a bomb to reveal secret medals, but I had no bomb. So I killed myself, got the extend and got the secret medals.
My first shmup suicide ever!!! Yay!
Shatterhand has graduated!
jpj wrote:i've decide that i'm gonna submit an FAQ for blazing star in the strat section.................
next week.
zakk wrote:This is a good sign, the first boss has a pattern that rapes me. Oh boy.
Twiddle wrote:landshark wrote:AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Another satisfied customer
The Coop wrote:Wehw, so fahw I weawy haven't done much. I bwoke the tow miwwion mahk once, but that's it. I'm having a hehw of a time getting past stage fwee for some weason. I make it to the boss, and suddenwy I'm getting my widdow ass handed to me wegardwess of which ship I use. I did finawy get the medows up to ten thousand, so that wivened up the game a widdle bit. Made me heew a widdow bettow too. I guess it's not bad considewing I've never pwayed this game befow. Hopefuwy my scows will impwove.
And yes, I'm weawy getting sick of that damned announcow and his fucking Engwish wisp. I swear it's wike having Ewmer Fudd as yow copiwot.
...
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh.
Edge wrote:Ah, sorry that this confused-you.-It-actually-was-supposed-to-be-11:59am.-(In-the-middle-of-day)
I-am-using-this-"-"-instead-of-space-because-I....uhm-had-a-little-accident-while-I-played-Blazing-Star-and-left-out-a-blue-orb...
Actually-I-was-playing-crappy-all-day...-so-I-took-a-break,-played-crappy-again-no-prob-I-took-another-break.
But-I-wanted-to-beat-my-old-score-since-on-that.-22-mil-run-I_messed_up_some_stuff.
Maybe_worth_1-2_mil..._That's_the_theory_at_least.
Well_I_just_messed_up_another_run_and_pushed_"Esc"_to_escape_the_game.
However_MAME_requires_to_confirm_the_exit_and_instead_of_pushing_Enter_I_accidently_Smashed_my_fist_on_the_keyboard.
In_the_next_moment_I_saw_lots_of_keys_flying_threw_the_air...
Well_it_still_works_but_my_spacebar_doesn't_response_to_well_now...and_also_it_lies_on_the_table.
The_things_on_the_back_of_it_broke...
Oh...man,_I_need_a_new_keyboard_writing_like_this_is_a_pain.... -_-
_Bnu wrote:Yeah, here's my first and last score post for this piece of crap:
_Bnu - Team Apes/Loser - 895,000 - 15 (CRAP) - MAME
(Yes, I had to do it.)
Icarus wrote: The Coop wrote:Pirate1019 wrote:
Nemo defends using the Cyan Colored Shield of Water and the team morale is fine.
DAT'S A FUCKING FIFTY DKP MINUS!
OH SHI~!!
NO EPIXXXX 4 U!
LOLOLOLOL
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Icarus wrote:
BulletMagnet wrote:
Consider me ready!
Icarus wrote:DEL wrote:Anyway, I'm off to the arcade now to start my Grudge Match with Icarus.
Close this sucker out!