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Do you believe Donald Trump will finish his first term?
Yes 67%  67%  [ 6 ]
No 33%  33%  [ 3 ]
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 Post subject: Bush: 2017 Edition
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:25 am 


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Obama and Clinton got together, kicked reason to the curb, and made the impossible possible by getting their friend Donald Trump elected president.

A repeat of an old movie is to follow. The old team's back together to finish what they started. Time is a flat circle.

If we somehow survive this and everything else coming at us, we'll become Norway part 2.

For our Trump supporters who are actually happy about the ascension of this particular mascot of neoliberalism, I'll go ahead and keep the link to the Carolus Rex god-Emperor video here for your easy access.


Do you think they're REALLY going to repeal Obamacare now that they can?

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Yes, they're honorable men who would *_never_* lie, they said they were gonna, so it's going to happen  22%  [4]
No, the insurance companies would disapprove of that                                                    28%  [5]
Maybe, I just don't know anymore                                                                        50%  [9]


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Obama: A Real American President Guy
8 Nov 2016

Yes, a whole bunch of this is going on. We'll touch on that when they pass the Burger King crown to the next sock puppet. In the meantime, it's that special time of year. That time that presidents pardon the other underlings who exposed themselves to criminal prosecution in the service of power. As all the political fallout will disappear into the wind, never to be tranferred to the next representative of the financial elite.

The very least he could do, is maybe give that Bradley Chelsea Manning guy a break. You know. The fellow who had fewer opsec violations than Hillary Clinton, but was mysteriously somehow prosecuted. Chelsea wasn't a literal Russian spy, just like Clinton wasn't, so the same standard should be held, right? Right?

Ah hell no, that bastard tried to kill himself so we tortured him so he'd try to kill himself again. America! It's the moderate thing to do.


Do you think there's a reasonable possibility (>3%) that Obama will pardon Chelsea Manning?

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Yes, I believe in hope and change!   12%   [3]
No, I'm not a moron                  88%  [22]


* Turns out we are actually morons. Hope is, surprisingly, real. If you need another long hot take on Obama in your brain, I have one here for you.

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Trump: A real American Hero Dude

Isn't it amazing how he's doing everything he can to break the GOP by making them lose against a FDR/Reagan magnitude slaughterbath, and his supporters love him for it?? And they're oftentimes too stupid to even realize he's giving them a mercy killing?

The upcoming schadenfreude next year is going to be sublime.


In the long term, who is the lesser evil this time around?

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The Sex Offender        36%  [39]
The War Criminal        45%  [49]
I really can't tell     19%  [20]


* Results may be tainted by Correct The Record SuperPAC


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 Post subject: Re: Trump: A real American Hero Dude
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I mean seriously, back when he was doing the "Obama is a Kenyan who can't be president" schtick, I thought he was just some idiot. There was no apparent economic advantage in doing so. But it turns out I was the idiot.

He had a plan. A plan to enter the bowels of hell, to walk up to its rotting cancerous heart, and eviscerate the beast from within using nothing but his index finger.

A fucking genius. A fucking hero.


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 Post subject: Re: Trump: A real American Hero Dude
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Considering the Democrat party candidates are full of jokes (except Sanders) I say let Trump do it. Actually I'll want a Trump vs Sanders.


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I'd take any Democrat over Trump, but yeah, bring on Trump v. The Colonel.

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Domino wrote:
Considering the Democrat party candidates are full of jokes (except Sanders) I say let Trump do it. Actually I'll want a Trump vs Sanders.


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Making Texas vote blue 14 years ahead of schedule is a tough sell, but if anyone can do it it's him <(0_o<

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Always creeped me out how they advertise the corpses of the dead things they feed us as smiling, cartoony, and happy.

That's some dark shit.


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'go back to Univision!'

almost as amusing as Jeb saying he was referring to Asians when he used the term 'anchor babies'


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Its a rigged casino. All are club members. All members of one club.
There is no left, no right and certainly no real alternatives.
Didn't I mention the illusion of choice before?
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The War and Business party present : A pantomime for the plebs every four years until everyone catches on.
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trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Its a rigged casino. All are club members. All members of one club.
There is no left, no right and certainly no real alternatives.
Didn't I mention the illusion of choice before?

Everyone was clucking like this in 2000, noses up in the air...we'll never know what a Gore presidency might have looked like, but "same club" or not I'm willing to bet, for better or worse, it would have been rather easily distinguishable from what we got under Bush. The decisions we make might not matter as much as we'd like them to, but they still have very tangible consequences.
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Of course not, Democracy's just a doctrinal propaganda term - doesn't matter who you vote for the government gets in and we continue on with the societal decline.
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TRUMP SAYS HE'LL NEVER EAT OREOS AGAIN!

Public huddles like scared vampire bats waiting for the tremors to pass

I have to admit, the novelty is going to wear off soon.

....or will it?


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Ed Oscuro wrote:
I have to admit, the novelty is going to wear off soon.


Never.

He actually has this one weird trick to make himself competitive in the general if he actually wants to try to win the thing.


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Trump. lol.
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trump is a clown.. check out how many times he's been bankrupted. also check his "trump university"
fraud cases :lol:
he's also mates with convicted billionaire paedophile Jeffrey Epstein.
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Its a rigged casino. All are club members. All members of one club.
There is no left, no right and certainly no real alternatives.
Didn't I mention the illusion of choice before?


You clearly didn't just have your life changed by the health care/insurance overhaul that completly removed mechanisms that kept the sick from ever getting anywhere in life (against the other side that said we were free-er that way). We are one election away from having it all reversed.

If Sanders really gets in and brings free education to all what will you say?

These are tough fights, against a population so dumb they can't even see what trump is doing.


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you guys saying it's all the same under a democrat or a republican have taken way too many loads to the eyes. do any of you remember living under a reagan or bush?
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The iron fist/the iron fist in a velvet glove - we have the same here : Labour/Conservative and tbh I really would have great difficulty arguing with someone like Noam Chomsky on the topic. I suggest you get yourself over to Amazon.
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I want somebody to form a party called the "Not Shit" party. Their entire platform is based on not being heaping piles of steaming shit.

They have one policy: "Don't be shit."
They have one directive: "Do the thing that is least shitty."
They have one candidate: "The guy who's not complete fucking shit."

I'd vote for them.
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I do like his "fuck you" attitude. Seeing as Im not a US citizen I can't show any support next year. Here in Canada we have a Federal election coming up this October and the US political debates get more publicity here than our own stuff.


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I want somebody to form a party called the "Not Shit" party. Their entire platform is based on not being heaping piles of steaming shit.

They have one policy: "Don't be shit."
They have one directive: "Do the thing that is least shitty."
They have one candidate: "The guy who's not complete fucking shit."

I'd vote for them.


If there were enough of you a candidate would be found to pander directly to you, then they'd do the complete opposite of what they campaigned on, when in power... like Obama and every other politician ever.
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I do like his "fuck you" attitude.

It might be entertaining to see said attitude directed toward others from a safe distance, but as someone who's had to put up with Chris Christie for the past several years I can attest that it's a lot less endearing when legitimate concerns with one's policies are almost universally met with a red-faced, spittle-laced "sit down and shut up, loser!" And it's even less charming when the proudest loudmouths are the first ones to accuse their opponent of "tyranny" and "unprecedented power grabs" the second the latter enacts (or even proposes) something they don't like. The John Galt fantasy has already turned corporate boardrooms into barbarian mud wallows, I'd rather not see it make any further headway into the public realm than it already has.
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you guys saying it's all the same under a democrat or a republican have taken way too many loads to the eyes. do any of you remember living under a reagan or bush?

They seem to be mostly in the UK...so I guess Maggie's loads then?

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They're not all the same, despite similarities on the surface, the backgrounds, cultural influences, or circumstances, are too big, whether tagged 'left' or 'right' their positions and what they're looking at is sometimes so completely different accross borders (or era's) it's unbelievable to think some idiots even though about creating an European Union for instance.
But yeah they're all fucked up cunts whatever the case. Though locally, for the individual citizen, still better than having to suffer a unique party/despot, even if the frontier between the two is sadly slowly fading away...
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GaijinPunch wrote:
you guys saying it's all the same under a democrat or a republican have taken way too many loads to the eyes. do any of you remember living under a reagan or bush?

They seem to be mostly in the UK...so I guess Maggie's loads then?

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