18 Jan 2017
Obama and Clinton got together, kicked reason to the curb, and made the impossible possible by getting their friend Donald Trump elected president.
A repeat of an old movie is to follow. The old team's back together to finish what they started. Time is a flat circle.
If we somehow survive this and everything else coming at us, we'll become Norway part 2
For our Trump supporters who are actually happy about the ascension of this particular mascot of neoliberalism, I'll go ahead and keep the link to the Carolus Rex god-Emperor video
here for your easy access.
____________Obama: A Real American President Guy8 Nov 2016
Yes, a whole bunch of this is going on.
We'll touch on that when they pass the Burger King crown to the next sock puppet. In the meantime, it's that special time of year. That time that presidents pardon the other underlings who exposed themselves to criminal prosecution in the service of power. As all the political fallout will disappear into the wind, never to be tranferred to the next representative of the financial elite.
The very least he could do, is maybe give that Bradley Chelsea Manning guy a break. You know. The fellow who had fewer opsec violations than Hillary Clinton, but was mysteriously somehow prosecuted. Chelsea wasn't a literal Russian spy, just like Clinton wasn't, so the same standard should be held, right? Right?
Ah hell no, that bastard tried to kill himself so we tortured him so he'd try to kill himself again. America! It's the moderate thing to do.Do you think there's a reasonable possibility (>3%) that Obama will pardon Chelsea Manning?
Yes, I believe in hope and change! - 3
No, I'm not a moron - 22
* Turns out we are actually morons. Hope is, surprisingly, real. If you need another long hot take on Obama in your brain, I have one here for you
___________Trump: A real American Hero Dude
Isn't it amazing how he's doing everything he can to break the GOP by making them lose against a FDR/Reagan magnitude slaughterbath, and his supporters love him
for it?? And they're oftentimes too stupid to even realize he's giving them a mercy killing?
The upcoming schadenfreude next year is going to be sublime.In the long term, who is the lesser evil this time around?
The Sex Offender 36% 
The War Criminal 45% 
I really can't tell 19% 
* Results may be tainted by Correct The Record SuperPAC