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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:00 am 


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Sometimes my great-grandchildren email me funny internet stories. :o

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LAY OFF THE FUCKIN SAUSAGES, YOU GREEDY LITTLE BIRB :O


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It's for your own good, you're too fat to escape dogs. 3: I hope it did ok.

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^ always wrap it up lads 3:
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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As of 59 minutes ago, it's finally the year that I turn 18. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :D :D :D :D :D
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It's really awesome how quash never gets tired of hammering the same stupid shit over and over and you guys don't suspect for second that he's actually paid for this.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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And Specineff, I'd highly suggest you invest in a new graphics card :?
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It's really awesome how quash never gets tired of hammering the same stupid shit over and over and you guys don't suspect for second that he's actually paid for this.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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It's really awesome how quash never gets tired of hammering the same stupid shit over and over and you guys don't suspect for second that he's actually paid for this.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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And Specineff, I'd highly suggest you invest in a new graphics card :?


It's a laptop. Bought it to play some not-so-demanding PC games. Darius Burst CS runs flawlessly on it. :D
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Also found Squire Grooktook on Steam in that review section :mrgreen:
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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It's really awesome how quash never gets tired of hammering the same stupid shit over and over and you guys don't suspect for second that he's actually paid for this.


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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First an article on pedos in 'little things' now this. In the 'smile' thread.

Can you please die ?
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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First an article on pedos in 'little things' now this. In the 'smile' thread.

Can you please die ?

My parents are out of bleach :mrgreen:
BIL would love this article.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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First an article on pedos in 'little things' now this. In the 'smile' thread.

Can you please die ?

I wish he would. The forum was a hell of a lot better when he was gone for 6 months or however long that was. Or before he actually started posting in places I looked.
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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Chill out. BIL posts stuff like this (though I'll admit it's somewhat tamer) and you guys say he's the best poster on the internet. When I do it, you guys say I should kill myself. :roll:
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I dunno if I'd link ED in this context tbh, everybody knows it's a toxic waste dump of internet weirdo sludge. Nobody not already invested in their antics is gonna be interested. I myself prefer a slightly more reserved mode of internet schadenfreude, such as reposting BatWu tweets or Chris Chan's latest ebegging/sex doll video. A little of that stuff goes a long way!

edit: also ag, a fortune cookie told me to post when I've got something to say, not because I've got to say something. If you're bothered about the reception you tend to get here, I recommend finding your niche - something you're passionate about that's compatible with the tone of this place - and following the same adage. Then you can indulge in the odd shitpost here and there! A post history full of general internet tomfoolery isn't going to do well in a hobbyist community like this one. 3;
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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There are people on 4chan exploring the mysterious Japanese home computer scene... and they are actually quite civil.

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/ ... clnk&gl=us
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On the other end of the spectrum...

http://forums.junkerhq.net/viewtopic.php?f=3&p=13550

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I know what a pain in the ass that is. I've had similar problems when trying to use ZX Spectrum and Commodore 64 emulators. I never owned EITHER of those in my entire life, and I have NO FUCKING IDEA how they work or how to get games to run on 'em! Sorry for that outburst, I just know your situation, and it made me think of the similar aggrivation I went through.


Heh. /vr/ is mostly a chill place. Mostly.
Sure, it's still 4chan, and thus kind of shit, but the sheer age of the games [combined with the fact that there's the much faster and shittier /v/ board to attract the vast majority of bored idiot type zero quality posters away from slow, semi-calm /vr/] helps filter out a lot of the garbage.
also, I'd suspect /vr/'s oldschool Japanese PC threads look calm because the other posters would rag on anyone who had an outburst like that, so no one does it :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I dunno if I'd link ED in this context tbh, everybody knows it's a toxic waste dump of internet weirdo sludge.


I viewed it once in 2008. I saw some goatse on a Castlevania page so I left and never returned.
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Found a fun site today through read some article of 'best weird/useless sites' (no, not a shock site), the actual link now is down but the archive is available.

http://web.archive.org/web/20110411203534/http://www.cubo.cc/creepygirl/
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I dunno if I'd link ED in this context tbh, everybody knows it's a toxic waste dump of internet weirdo sludge.


I viewed it once in 2008. I saw some goatse on a Castlevania page so I left and never returned.


I too know the indignation of seeing beloved videogames besmirched by the presence of a diseased, gaping asshole:

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This is why I don't go internetting much. 3;
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Goatse isn't even gross to me, due to seeing way worse shit (sometimes literally, OK I'll stop) :P
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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I was Googling an error that was thrown at me when I tried to install some 2007 software on my Win10 laptop, and came across this:
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Just imagine how you can not completely dominate a thing when you have already paid for its "life". Still counting on computer repair shops to resolve problems for you?

:shock: I mean, shit, that's kind of intense, ain't it?

e: also, what is this Guilty Gear Director's Cut and where can I play it? I totally want to see what these "High Slush" attacks are all about!


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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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That is beautifully disconcerting. RegalSin-esque. :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: ... and it made me smile.
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lol, RegalSin did actually come to mind when I read that.


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I dunno if I'd link ED in this context tbh, everybody knows it's a toxic waste dump of internet weirdo sludge.


I viewed it once in 2008. I saw some goatse on a Castlevania page so I left and never returned.

Had that something to do with a particular Forum? There were some...quirky types about.

p.s. I declare today a celebration of liberty and freedom! Now if only our incoming Fearless Leader will deport all the retrohipsters :lol:

Nah, it's a good time for a holiday AG! (Da fook ya thinkin', blaming it on BIL? :P )


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So yesterday my Philosophy teacher walks in and says he parked in the red zone, writes his name on the board, tells us to look up something about Plato, and walks right back out. Shortest class I've ever had. :lol:
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Haha. grats BIL

I wasnt so lucky a couple of years back when I bought some super kewl triforce ear plugs/tunnels off etsy and got shafted by customs for it..
I just wanted to look nerdpretty :|
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Haha. grats BIL

I wasnt so lucky a couple of years back when I bought some super kewl triforce ear plugs/tunnels off etsy and got shafted by customs for it..
I just wanted to look nerdpretty :|


Fuckin lottery, ain't it. :[
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