DoDonPachi Saidaioujou coming to Xbox 360 (REGION-FREE!)

[pestro87]

Cave just uploaded the Opening Movie to youtube if anyone is interested

[Squire Grooktook]

Cool stuff followed by generic anime bullshit followed by some kinda cool stuff.

Bleh over all. Should have had Namiki write something interesting instead of girly j-pop theme number #287

[mdsfx]

Ohhhhhh yeeeah! Feel the hype! Wooooo!

Seriously, wtf was that?

[CStarFlare]

so that's what an intro looks like when you can only afford seven seconds of animation

[Giest118]

And then all of my snoring happened. What was with the random poorly shot, incredibly low-quality gameplay footage in the middle of it?

And I still want to know if I'll get to play this god damn fucking thing. At this point I'd be down with an iPhone release of the game. Or SOMETHING.

[trap15]

What was with the random poorly shot, incredibly low-quality gameplay footage in the middle of it?

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that looked like a shaky cellphone video.

[mdsfx]

What was with the random poorly shot, incredibly low-quality gameplay footage in the middle of it?

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that looked like a shaky cellphone video.

Yeah, I was very surprised to see what is almost certainly off-screen footage of the game.

[KAI]

No Kyoani = Worst Shmup opening ever!

[BulletMagnet]

What was with the random poorly shot, incredibly low-quality gameplay footage in the middle of it?

The more grainy/wobbly/crackly it is, the more X-TREME it is.

[VixyNyan]

Aside from that Opening, you will still like the core game, right..... riiiiight?

[BulletMagnet]

I doubt a cheesy opening movie will dissuade too many people, heh.

[TrevHead (TVR)]

CAVE disabled comments which is probably a wise move.

The trailer was well... like a generic moeblob anime, but I don't blame them, I'm sure they would love to drop the horseshit if they could. I just blame the general public who are fucking vapid sheep.

That's both the moeblob otaku' and western gamers who are just as bad when it comes to liking games for shallow reasons, Look at all the attention Caladrius has recieved on Siliconera just because it has Suzuhito Yasuda doing pervy character art. And also how localisations of Deathsmiles recieved 100 times the You Tube coverage compared to Akia Katana and DFK.

Ah well I'm sure the next trailer CAVE do will be back to their normal level of awesome and the game will be great.

I think ppl are forgetting AKS teaser trailer. Everyone thought CAVE were making an eroge

What was with the random poorly shot, incredibly low-quality gameplay footage in the middle of it?

The more grainy/wobbly/crackly it is, the more X-TREME it is.

Reminds me of RSG's Resurrection trailer as that had the same shaky cam close up shots. That didn't go down too well in these parts either

[trap15]

That's not the trailer, that's the opening movie. The video that plays whenever you start the game.

[TrevHead (TVR)]

That's not the trailer, that's the opening movie. The video that plays whenever you start the game.

Oh!? hmm I would prefer an good old fashioned attract screen.

[pestro87]

I hope that Cave make it so that you can't skip the opening movie

[mdsfx]

... the more X-TREME it is.

*MARKETING MATERIALS NOT SUITABLE FOR DISTRIBUTION OUTSIDE OF JAPAN

[Muchi Muchi Spork]

WTF

[Giest118]

Also what is the deal with Hibachi

the movie is making her out to be like an ally or a friend or some shit

but Hibachi is not one of those things

[TrevHead (TVR)]

I hope that Cave make it so that you can't skip the opening movie

That's evil of the most vile kind!

[BPzeBanshee]

It's obviously a conspiracy. What Cave have omitted from their website and trailer is that Hibachi will be like a bomb replacement (spamming bullets everywhere going ALALAALALALALA) and the position of TLB and TTLB has been relegated to that OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOWUGA guy from DoTonPachi Maximum's bonus minigame.

[SuperSoaker360]

Cave just uploaded the Opening Movie to youtube if anyone is interested

Hahaha what the shit was that
it's like half way through they were like "Shit we're running out of ideas, let's just slap some gameplay footage on there"

[Phellan Wolf]

Did anyone notice the lack of penis and vagina from tedy bear and rabbit???
An then I thought that DSIIX art was their worst art ever.
Damn this intro is so fucking retarded that I keep wondering how much crack have IKD and Asada recently taking. Sighs....

[Kiken]

Cave just uploaded the Opening Movie to youtube if anyone is interested

That was astoundingly..... lackluster. I guess it's better than the college Flash project intros in Caladrius and Otomedius Gorgeous (SDOJ's intro at least has a couple of frames of animation)... but it's really put to shame by the likes of Otomedius Excellent's intro and Triggerheart Exelica Enhanced's intro (which even uses recycled scenes towards the end).

Hahaha what the shit was that
it's like half way through they were like "Shit we're running out of ideas, let's just slap some gameplay footage on there"

Yeah.. I don't know what they were thinking including the stupidly zoomed in keitai-recorded gameplay footage... Like, they payed someone money to render the A-Type craft and a boss... and then they couldn't afford to show the ship actually dodging through some bullet patterns and firing?

[AntiFritz]

http://cave-game.cocolog-nifty.com/blog ... -dd89.html

Seems they're using the same interface for the port as they did with Mushihimesama HD.

[Skykid]

Cool stuff followed by generic anime bullshit followed by some kinda cool stuff.

Bleh over all. Should have had Namiki write something interesting instead of girly j-pop theme number #287

Perfect distillation of everything insufferably shit about current Japanese anime/game trends.

Terrible animation
Bog standard carbon character designs
Ear bleedingly awful music
Ten minute production values
Derivative everything

Next time there's a conversation about why this is/isn't trash, rose tinted spectacles and nostalgia goggles, I'll just cite this video as reference.

[Formless God]

The instrumental sounded ok until the vocal kicked in
They should've hit up the studio that did the toohoos PVs. Those have actually good animation and boolits.

Also what is the deal with Hibachi

the movie is making her out to be like an ally or a friend or some shit

but Hibachi is not one of those things

Type-Z has the EVAC logo splattered all over her. Hibachi is an unlockable and the TLB is Colonel Long Hyena that's not even an original joke anymore

http://cave-game.cocolog-nifty.com/blog ... -dd89.html

Seems they're using the same interface for the port as they did with Mushihimesama HD.

you will never have another game with Akai Katana interface

Next time there's a conversation

Protip: There will be no conversation on this shitty topic as long as you don't attempt to inject every single thread with it.

[adversity1]

http://cave-game.cocolog-nifty.com/blog ... -dd89.html

Seems they're using the same interface for the port as they did with Mushihimesama HD.

you will never have another game with Akai Katana interface

Actually you already did with Dodonpachi Maximum. Not the same interface exactly of course, but the same team.

[AntiFritz]

http://cave-game.cocolog-nifty.com/blog ... -dd89.html
Seems they're using the same interface for the port as they did with Mushihimesama HD.

you will never have another game with Akai Katana interface

Good, I prefer usability and attract modes plus initial saving then flashiness any-day.

[Squire Grooktook]

Cool stuff followed by generic anime bullshit followed by some kinda cool stuff.

Bleh over all. Should have had Namiki write something interesting instead of girly j-pop theme number #287

Perfect distillation of everything insufferably shit about current Japanese anime/game trends.

Terrible animation
Bog standard carbon character designs
Ear bleedingly awful music
Ten minute production values
Derivative everything

Next time there's a conversation about why this is/isn't trash, rose tinted spectacles and nostalgia goggles, I'll just cite this video as reference.

100% agreed with your list. You nailed it.

[kid aphex]

Woof, that intro is embarrassing. What a blight on the 360 version of the game.